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Thread: Cringiest thing you have done on a date ?

post 1465297661 10-06-2016, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By PisseninMisc⏩
Take her to an outdoor concert, fullon picnic mode, drink wine have a great time. Head downtown later buy her dinner. Back to her place we're drinking more. Asks me to stay over...

Didn't smash, slept in the same bed full on beta mode. She must've thought I was straight up a queer and cant even blame her. I was about 18 or 19 and just so very dumb. That story still comes up when I catch up with old college friends, complete with calling me a confirmed ******* and everything. I deserved it and they are great friends for making me never make that mistake again dead srs. You live and you learn boyos (other than some of the ******* FAs/Rotters)
Did the same thing when I was like 21. Really liked the girl, got completely hammered, went home to her place, passed out on her bed, couldn't figure out why she didn't want to go out again.
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post 1465297841 10-06-2016, 06:27 AM
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Couldn't get it up with housemate because her pussy was disgusting as hell, told her it was just to soon after my ex. So she went back to her own room dissapointed only to return 2 mins later because she forgot she didn't make her bed. Asked if she could sleep in my bed. OK. Tried to have sex with her anyways but she refused me... Luckily she moved 1 month later.
post 1465298121 10-06-2016, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
Then he walked home after he'd put me in a taxi (like a 2 hour walk, not sure why he decided to walk)
Used to do this a lot, mainly to walk off the booze and sober up in hopes the hangover would be less brutal
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post 1465298411 10-06-2016, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By TrainFromChild⏩
Couldn't get it up with housemate because her pussy was disgusting as hell, told her it was just to soon after my ex. So she went back to her own room dissapointed only to return 2 mins later because she forgot she didn't make her bed. Asked if she could sleep in my bed. OK. Tried to have sex with her anyways but she refused me... Luckily she moved 1 month later.
Lol simillar thing happened to me. My fat co-worker invited me over to her house, Idk why I came over in the first place. She got me to drink cause maybe she knew it was the only was I was gonna smash her. We start making out and I was like "wtf am I doing". I couldn't get it up either so I told her I have a gf. Could tell she was cut but she still bought me pizza. Slept on her couch and got her to give me a lift home the next day.
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Originally Posted By CestLaVida⏩
Lol simillar thing happened to me. My fat co-worker invited me over to her house, Idk why I came over in the first place. She got me to drink cause maybe she knew it was the only was I was gonna smash her. We start making out and I was like "wtf am I doing". I couldn't get it up either so I told her I have a gf. Could tell she was cut but she still bought me pizza. Slept on her couch and got her to give me a lift home the next day.
Sometimes not having sex with someone makes stuff way worse than actually laying the pipe.
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Had a date with a chick with a beanie on (it was cold) and we were getting physical, I was touching her legs and she was touching my arms and ****, then she pinched me and I jokingly pulled her beanie off, turns out it was fuking attached to her hair, and she ended up screaming and almost started crying

I just kept saying "sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry" I was so fuking confused lmao. Didn't stop her from suking my dik in the bathroom a week later
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Originally Posted By TrainFromChild⏩
Sometimes not having sex with someone makes stuff way worse than actually laying the pipe.
That's true but never in my sober state would I smash someone I'm not attracted to. If I'm on something it's a diff story
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post 1465300481 10-06-2016, 06:54 AM
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Going on a date is cringy in itself.


Why date??? Just text one of the bitches that wants your D this: "ok come 10 pm" to come over to ****.
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Told her the photos she sent me didn't look like her profile and I was weighing up whether to still meet her
Told her not to drink too much
Told her she is like my sister
Also hit her in the forehead with my guitar as I attempted to show off

I come across as a prick but am actually just incompetent
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post 1465301111 10-06-2016, 07:00 AM
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Went to a girls house to hang out after we had lunch in town, noticed she had a eukele in her bedroom and took it out to the balcony and foolishly "jammed" for a good half hour at my own accord.

She eventually got annoyed with it and took it off me and said I can just keep it. Literally a few minutes later, her Mom arrived home from work. She then hinted at me not staying long (missed out on the pokie).

When I left I decided to take the Eukele, walked through the city and on the bus with it

lol fuk'n cringe.
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Originally Posted By TrainFromChild⏩
Sometimes not having sex with someone makes stuff way worse than actually laying the pipe.
Yep. When she just wants to smash if you don't let it happen you will find out the next day that you are Blocked.
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post 1465301451 10-06-2016, 07:03 AM
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Years ago.... arriving to a bar (late) to meet a chick. Ended up sitting across from her, and I could tell she was pissed I was late lol. Anyway, my lack of understanding in how to kino/escalate back then led to it going nowhere.

Chick had a decent face and huge teddies
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Years ago.... arriving to a bar (late) to meet a chick. Ended upsitting across from her, and I could tell she was pissed I was late lol.
Am I overreading this, or are you confirming what I always thought that sitting across a table is bad because you can barely touch. Was on a date and she chose a table, I tried to move us to these sofa areas and she's like "errr why?" and I'm like "do you really not know?"
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Went on a date with a white supremacist chick I met off of POF; it was not on her profile and she had a new black kitten.

Date over and we get back to her place. I start making out with her, grabbing ass, licking titties, it's good. I pick her up and carry her into her room, toss her onto her bed and get on top of her to make out a little more as I'm trying Houdini my clothes off. All of a sudden her black kitten starts meowing super loud in the other room and it completely cold watered my mood. I stand up, turn into a melvin, walk out into the living room and start soothing this loud ass kitten. My IQ drops to cat-voice levels, and she is bertstaring me. I say I should go, put on my shoes and leave. Still got some puss.

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I was like 17...bring girl back from date...we kinda go for a kiss, but end up kissing each other on the cheek. I reach back and kiss her other cheek.

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Originally Posted By gwem32170191⏩
Went on a date with a white supremacist chick I met off of POF; it was not on her profile and she had a new black kitten.
Were you deliberately trying to not put your dick in crazy or...?
And how did you find out she was a white supremacist?
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post 1465306651 10-06-2016, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted By OnePostPony⏩
Am I overreading this, or are you confirming what I always thought that sitting across a table is bad because you can barely touch. Was on a date and she chose a table, I tried to move us to these sofa areas and she's like "errr why?" and I'm like "do you really not know?"
Yes that's right. I sat ACROSS a table from her, absolutely useless. She may as well have been some random friend.

The segue I use to "move closer" these days... when we are sitting a bit far apart in a bar? "I don't like this space between us", before I give them a cheeky kunt smile and move close to themThe girls typical response? A sort of surprised smile, eyes light up a bit, and a giggle. It's not rocket science, and it's very simple.

It's worked 100% of the time.

Anyway... the key to succeeding to the physical side for me in dates is to break that PHYSICAL BARRIER. Touch her skin, and using some good kino goes a long way. Men are more visual creatures, while women are more "tactile".
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Most beta thing I have done in my life srs... Girl I liked in first year or so of college tells me she likes roller skating. I go to Goodwill and pickup a pair, fukin SKATE to her apartment door, only for her to look at me like a loser and say "not right now." Ended up salvaging myself, but every time I think of that I cringe so hard.
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
Going on a date is cringy in itself.


Why date??? Just text one of the bitches that wants your D this: "ok come 10 pm" to come over to ****.
You can't do that if you're not good looking.
I've tried. It's impossible. They always say no.

I have to date them, then I end up getting rejected anyway.
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Not really a date but was my freshman year of college. Me and my buddy went over to watch a movie with these 2 girls. I'm cuddling with the girl who's room it is in her bed, and my friend is with the other girl, afterwards my friend and the girl go to her room which is connected through a bathroom. About an hour goes by and we can hear them smashing through the wall. The girl I'm with even makes a comment "at least someone is having fun." I continue to just cuddle and talk about random ****, so fukn beta. When my roommate heard about what happened the next day he actually introduced me to the concept of being alpha, I will never let that **** happen again.
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Anyway... the key to succeeding to the physical side for me in dates is to break that PHYSICAL BARRIER. Touch her skin, and using some good kino goes a long way. Men are more visual creatures, while women are more "tactile".
Thanks bro I fuark up my dates because I never touch, it just feels like such a big deal. At the start she is in to me and then the vibe slowly dies as she gives me big eyes (which I recognise) and I just sit with my hands to myself, I also need to be more verbal with how much I like her, I definitely get uncomfortable giving compliments - they end up thinking I either don't like them or I just have no balls. It's weird because socially I am confident and not self conscious at all, it's just in the later part of the date where she wants to be more seductive I screw it up.
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Originally Posted By roddypiper12⏩
Most beta thing I have done in my life srs... Girl I liked in first year or so of college tells me she likes roller skating. I go to Goodwill and pickup a pair, fukin SKATE to her apartment door, only for her to look at me like a loser and say "not right now." Ended up salvaging myself, but every time I think of that I cringe so hard.
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We were a big group of friends in a lodge deep in the woods one summer night, some girl was sleeping alone that night and so was I, she came up to me asking if I would join her in her bed, I said OK, ended up spooning all night didn't even try to touch her or make a move, fml
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Two moments come to mind. My roommate's gf in college was always trying to set me up since I was FA (I had a bit of an ego and pretended like I wasn't though.)

The first date of my life. 19. Still kissless at this point in life. My roommate's gf gave my number to one of her friends and she texted me. I asked her out and picked her up for dinner one night. On the date, I was so nervous I couldn't look her in the eye for more than a few seconds. I didn't know whether to look up or down because looking down made it look like I was looking at her boobs and looking up made it look like I was disinterested. I looked up mostly. She kept asking what I was looking at throughout the night. I remember my face going red a few times and my voice being shaky as fuk. After the date, it was pretty cold out. We walked back to my car and after we were already in the car I offered her my jacket and she declined. Hugged at the end of the date. I ended up blowing so many chances with her in the future.

Another time my roommate's gf invited one of her girl friends from home and set me up with her. All 4 of us went out that night and I did what I usually did. Got drunk and totally ignored the girl due to nerves. She ended up making out with this other guy all night. My roommate's gf pulled her away from the other dude at the end of the night, told her what a respectful guy I was, and told her to stay with me. Ended up making out with her most of the night after I watched her tongue another guy all night.
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Originally Posted By neverquit2012⏩
Somehow managed to pull a 9/10 Latina (who is now a Hooters server) onto a date with me.

She was eye fuking/giving me puppy eyes the whole night and giving every invitation for me to move in. I dropped her off at her house and gave her a side hug....

Text her the next day.

Her response: "Let's just be friends."

That was when my LDAR journey began.
This same thing (except the hooters part) happened to me. Her cousin later told me she was like wtf why didn't he make a move?
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Originally Posted By Guardian08⏩
I could not tell if I was inside her or not.
FML.
Exact same thing happened to me the first time, I was just grinding on top and thinking is it in because I can't feel anything. Extra safe condoms (the blue durex ones) never again.
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Originally Posted By OnePostPony⏩
Were you deliberately trying to not put your dick in crazy or...?
And how did you find out she was a white supremacist?
She led off with "Do you think that black people are inferior?" I think the kitters saved me.
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Originally Posted By gwem32170191⏩
She led off with "Do you think that black people are inferior?" I think the kitters saved me.
Ah that's a bold opener
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Originally Posted By BAMF11⏩
Jesus I hope you are trolling.
I get a similar response, a girl asked if I am "ever a manly man?". I still don't really get it, I think I need to be more touchy but that just feels gropey.
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
Went on a date with a nice black girl. She had a solid 9.5 face for a black girl. She had G cup teds (no whale).

So I end up smashing. As soon as I see those teds bouncing up and down while smashing, I bust my load in about 45 seconds.

Thats my cringiest.
Bruh, I have lasted less with some real uggos. lol
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