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post 1465250111 10-05-2016, 07:23 PM
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Cringiest thing you have done on a date ?

Lets hear your stories lolol
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post 1465250871 10-05-2016, 07:28 PM
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post 1465251281 10-05-2016, 07:31 PM
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I said I liked her necklace and for some reason went to grab it to look at it, went full autistic mode and I grabbed her tits by mistake. Ended up dating her for 2 years but it was a "...Fuk" moment
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post 1465251491 10-05-2016, 07:32 PM
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Paid for it.
post 1465251721 10-05-2016, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Aussie939291⏩
I said I liked her necklace and for some reason went to grab it to look at it, went full autistic mode and I grabbed her tits by mistake. Ended up dating her for 2 years but it was a "...Fuk" moment
Lmao
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post 1465251821 10-05-2016, 07:35 PM
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i was beta as fuack basically. not much to say, just the typical "nice guy" beta male behavior. that was before i knew about how cringy beta chit is.
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post 1465251921 10-05-2016, 07:35 PM
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post 1465251951 10-05-2016, 07:36 PM
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Went on a date with a nice black girl. She had a solid 9.5 face for a black girl. She had G cup teds (no whale).

So I end up smashing. As soon as I see those teds bouncing up and down while smashing, I bust my load in about 45 seconds.

Thats my cringiest.
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post 1465252121 10-05-2016, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
Went on a date with a nice black girl. She had a solid 9.5 face for a black girl. She had G cup teds (no whale).

So I end up smashing. As soon as I see those teds bouncing up and down while smashing, I bust my load in about 45 seconds.

Thats my cringiest.
LMAO. 45 seconds isnt so bad bro.
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post 1465253211 10-05-2016, 07:46 PM
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Not leave when I first saw her.

Myspace angles of peace. Whale status. Paid for her chicken strip meal at Chili's. Bitch ate one bite and didn't get a to go box. Who you tryin' to fool, that was $10.
post 1465253391 10-05-2016, 07:47 PM
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brought a condom when i dropped her off, pulld it out of my pocket to hint that I want sex

"i went inside her place before, she lives alone, but never did it cause we didnt have a condom, did go naked on her bed though"

and all of a sudden, chick says "wtf you think im cheap?"


legit was mad and raged out of my car




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post 1465253511 10-05-2016, 07:48 PM
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Paid for the first date, when it supposed to be a 'casual meet-up' fuk.
post 1465253931 10-05-2016, 07:51 PM
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Take her to an outdoor concert, fullon picnic mode, drink wine have a great time. Head downtown later buy her dinner. Back to her place we're drinking more. Asks me to stay over...

Didn't smash, slept in the same bed full on beta mode. She must've thought I was straight up a queer and cant even blame her. I was about 18 or 19 and just so very dumb. That story still comes up when I catch up with old college friends, complete with calling me a confirmed ******* and everything. I deserved it and they are great friends for making me never make that mistake again dead srs. You live and you learn boyos (other than some of the ******* FAs/Rotters)
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post 1465254491 10-05-2016, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted By PisseninMisc⏩
Take her to an outdoor concert, fullon picnic mode, drink wine have a great time. Head downtown later buy her dinner. Back to her place we're drinking more. Asks me to stay over...

Didn't smash, slept in the same bed full on beta mode. She must've thought I was straight up a queer and cant even blame her. I was about 18 or 19 and just so very dumb. That story still comes up when I catch up with old college friends, complete with calling me a confirmed ******* and everything. I deserved it and they are great friends for making me never make that mistake again dead srs. You live and you learn boyos (other than some of the ******* FAs/Rotters)
Lmao holy chit. Did the same. Slept in her bed and pretended to sleep. Didnt know how to cuddle. Cuddled awkwardly
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post 1465255231 10-05-2016, 08:02 PM
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Went on a date with a girl, ate first. Later we drove to a scenic drive(atop mountains, view of the whole city)

We were just talking, and I didn't make a move on her. She gives this "moan" and starts tying her hair back. I didn't make a move either. Drove her home and never smashed or saw her again
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post 1465255401 10-05-2016, 08:03 PM
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Didn't smash.
post 1465256021 10-05-2016, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted By 2010JW⏩
Went on a date with a girl, ate first. Later we drove to a scenic drive(atop mountains, view of the whole city)

We were just talking, and I didn't make a move on her. She gives this "moan" and starts tying her hair back. I didn't make a move either. Drove her home and never smashed or saw her again
Damn dude. Did something similiar. Girl was thick too . My penor is dissapoint
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post 1465256151 10-05-2016, 08:09 PM
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Went clothes shopping at the mall for hours and bought like 1 thing, got nothing but a hug out of it when I was sure I was going to go to pound town (in on that high school beta times)
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post 1465257381 10-05-2016, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk⏩
Never going on one.
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post 1465258191 10-05-2016, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Gnom3⏩
Not leave when I first saw her.

Myspace angles of peace. Whale status. Paid for her chicken strip meal at Chili's. Bitch ate one bite and didn't get a to go box.Who you tryin' to fool, that was $10.
























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post 1465259521 10-05-2016, 08:34 PM
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Tried to put my arm around my tinder date. She goes:
"ummm, can I be honest with you? If I met you on the street, I would think you're gay."

Aw, fuk bye.



On another tinder date, I met this Indian chick. She was a 6/10 in her pictures, but had a legit 1/10 face in person... unspeakably haggard. I figured the $2 bus ride I'd taken was a sunk cost so I smashed anyway. Refused to kiss her or look at her face. I just awkwardly stared at her tits while gyrating back and forth and held my breath the entire time. To this day, I have no idea if her hairy pussy smelled, but I imagine it was an unsettling combination of body odor and curry.
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post 1465263031 10-05-2016, 09:05 PM
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Took the girl's hand tenderly and kissed it. Never smashed her, but she was getting smashed by big ugly mofos in high school. That girl ain't as good looking as all these college sloots at my university though, so no fukkin regrets.

I don't do that chit anymore too.
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Went out with this girl for drinks and all but at the time i was coming down with a cold. I legit didnt want to give her my cold so i didnt go in for the kiss and when she finally tried to herself, i swerved it and said to her i didnt want to make her ill as well....


Made me look like some beta because she didnt seem to believe me. If i were to relive that situation i would of just kissed and got the smash.

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Originally Posted By Manowar11⏩
Went clothes shopping at the mall for hours and bought like 1 thing, got nothing but a hug out of it when I was sure I was going to go to pound town (in on that high school beta times)
did you pay for all her clothes? lmao it happens bro, dont worry about it.
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post 1465265271 10-05-2016, 09:21 PM
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Went back to a girl's place after getting obliterated with her at the bar. We smashed and I got it up but didn't finish. After giving her some very sub-par sex, I passed out. While passed out I pissed her bed. Woke up the next morning and realized what I had done, but having the mother of all hangovers I decided I wasn't ready to get up yet. Went back to sleep for a few more hours while we cuddled in my piss (she had definitely woken up and noticed but didn't say anything). Finally I woke up again, said sorry about your sheets and left. She was a friend of a friend but I haven't seen her since. I think we're mutually avoiding each other.
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Originally Posted By BusterBluth⏩
Tried to put my arm around my tinder date. She goes:
"ummm, can I be honest with you? If I met you on the street, I would think you're gay."

Aw, fuk bye.



On another tinder date, I met this Indian chick. She was a 6/10 in her pictures, but had a legit 1/10 face in person... unspeakably haggard. I figured the $2 bus ride I'd taken was a sunk cost so I smashed anyway. Refused to kiss her or look at her face. I just awkwardly stared at her tits while gyrating back and forth and held my breath the entire time. To this day, I have no idea if her hairy pussy smelled, but I imagine it was an unsettling combination of body odor and curry.
Jesus I hope you are trolling.
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When I first started dating my ex we went swimming together at this public pool. She was a 10/10 but holy FUK.. her pussy was so hairy it stuck out of her bikini. I was so disgusted I couldn't stop staring and the ride home was even more awkward.
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Proposed....and she accepted.
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Didn't happen on a date but still funny. I was out getting fukt up with the boys the other weekend. It was the end of the night and I'm chilling in a pizza place at a table by myself, 5 chicks sit down at my table and we start chatting, eventually my ride comes so I go to leave and one girl asks for a hug before I go, lean in to give her a hug...end up punching her in the tit. Just lol'd gave her a hug then left
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