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post 1512804831 07-20-2017, 12:45 PM
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I've gotten into a good pattern with my wife that has been working well.

She tells me something doesn't matter, or she doesn't care about something, or that she wants me to do something (but I know she is trying to say something else).

I stop what I am doing, turn around and look her full in the eye, and say "stop. tell me exactly what you are thinking. exactly."

and she will pause, overcome that huge feminine inability to speak plainly...I can see the internal struggle in her eyes...and she will tell me exactly what she means.


I then smile and say "perfect. I can do that."


it works brahs try it.
post 1512804901 07-20-2017, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800
OP found the secret to getting the womenz in a thread. Gjdm. Now who to WK rep.....
im right here big boi
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First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1512804961 07-20-2017, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Pizza (in bed)

Wasn't difficult
you don't really want the pizza, just the Italian sausage
I fap to your avi
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post 1512805151 07-20-2017, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz
im right here big boi
you don't have boobs
post 1512805191 07-20-2017, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333
in for all male thread.

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
Her: " I don't know, your choice"
Me: "OK lets go here"
Her: " Nah I don't want that"
Me: Sigh
This is the realest thing I've read in the entire misc. The struggle is fkin real boys.
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post 1512805271 07-20-2017, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded
I've gotten into a good pattern with my wife that has been working well.

She tells me something doesn't matter, or she doesn't care about something, or that she wants me to do something (but I know she is trying to say something else).

I stop what I am doing, turn around and look her full in the eye, and say "stop. tell me exactly what you are thinking. exactly."

and she will pause, overcome that huge feminine inability to speak plainly...I can see the internal struggle in her eyes...and she will tell me exactly what she means.


I then smile and say "perfect. I can do that."


it works brahs try it.
That's a good approach

Yeah I see that a lot. It's almost giving permission to speak your mind / make a decision

Hopefully you're slowly building her confidence to do that without needing the permission part
post 1512805301 07-20-2017, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800
you don't have boobs
goddamn it, youre right.
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This is all OJ's fault
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First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1512805431 07-20-2017, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800
you don't have boobs
But he has great toe cleavage
post 1512805531 07-20-2017, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted By SwimLiftRunGrl
Conversation with my ex:

Him: what do you want for dinner?
Me: Let's go eat at <Japanese Ramen place>.
Him: Don't feel like eating ramen. You can eat and I'll sit and watch.
Me: Ok?????
Him: babe, can you cook me some pasta mix with butter and Parmesan cheese?
Me: **roll my eyes** but went into kitchen and cook him some pasta.

Always like this for me with my ex.
Sounds like you dated a miscer
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post 1512805641 07-20-2017, 12:50 PM
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did any female miscers post pictures of their butts yet?
post 1512805681 07-20-2017, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
That's a good approach

Yeah I see that a lot. It's almost giving permission to speak your mind / make a decision

Hopefully you're slowly building her confidence to do that without needing the permission part
yep her main issue is confidence. it comes from growing up with a dad that berated and belittled her during her childhood. her dad is a level 350 misogynist.
post 1512806011 07-20-2017, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
LMAO

Just realised ...all females were in after proudmanlet
fukin sack chasers
Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu
Because I usually want different things from different restaurants at the same time. But then I know he hates 2/4 restaurants but would go anyways if I said I wanted to go. So I say I don't know.

Most of the time I pick the place though. Bf always wants to eat the same darn things.
You want different things from different restaurants at the same time? Sl00ts gone sl00t.
Originally Posted By katya422
Smiling hard.

Promise guys do it too though, just differently.

*****

Him: You need to make a meal plan and buy all the groceries in one big trip.

Me: Okay. (plan 3-4 things and buy stuff)

*****

Me: Hey, I made X for dinner tonight.

Him: Oh, well I'm going out with the guys for happy hour, but maybe I will have X later.

*****

Him: What's for dinner?

Me: I made Y.

Him: Oh, I had Y for lunch at work yesterday. I think I will just have cereal.

*****

Him: I saw this recipe for A and I want to buy stuff and make that today.

Me: Uh, what about Z?

Him: Just freeze it.

Me: (move to freezer to rot)

******

Oh, and there is a whole list of foods that at least 1 person doesn't like/won't eat.
If he'd rather eat cereal than your cooking...I got sum bad newzzzzz
Originally Posted By Iceman1800
OP found the secret to getting the womenz in a thread. Gjdm. Now who to WK rep.....
There is no secret brah...I'm just fuking irresistible.
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post 1512806191 07-20-2017, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded
I've gotten into a good pattern with my wife that has been working well.

She tells me something doesn't matter, or she doesn't care about something, or that she wants me to do something (but I know she is trying to say something else).

I stop what I am doing, turn around and look her full in the eye, and say "stop. tell me exactly what you are thinking. exactly."

and she will pause, overcome that huge feminine inability to speak plainly...I can see the internal struggle in her eyes...and she will tell me exactly what she means.


I then smile and say "perfect. I can do that."


it works brahs try it.
I think I need to do this...My wife gets in the habit of either rambling or taking four lefts when she could have just made a right.
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post 1512806541 07-20-2017, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By snarfbot
did any female miscers post pictures of their butts yet?
It's a food thread
Or an indecisive thread
Or a submissive thread
Or a fukk wimmin are annoying thread

Not a butt thread
post 1512806731 07-20-2017, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
It's a food thread
Or an indecisive thread
Or a submissive thread
Or a fukk wimmin are annoying thread

Not a butt thread
his question is why we can't have nice things.
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post 1512806861 07-20-2017, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
It's a food thread
Or an indecisive thread
Or a submissive thread
Or a fukk wimmin are annoying thread

Not a butt thread
It's a Dear Misc "females" thread

we can ask and demand anything we want
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post 1512807001 07-20-2017, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole
It's a Dear Misc "females" thread

we can ask and demand anything we want
Like pizza? In bed?
post 1512807411 07-20-2017, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Like pizza? In bed?
I told you, if you're a meat lover I can deliver
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post 1512807531 07-20-2017, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet
female with mysterious 3rd leg checking in
ftfy
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post 1512807661 07-20-2017, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d
I think I need to do this...My wife gets in the habit of either rambling or taking four lefts when she could have just made a right.
Or telling a 5 minute long story where the point of it could have been expressed with 6 words.
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post 1512807971 07-20-2017, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d
I think I need to do this...My wife gets in the habit of either rambling or taking four lefts when she could have just made a right.
Mine doesn't ramble, but more the four lefts thing....or as we say in the South, "going around your ass to get to your elbow."
post 1512808631 07-20-2017, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d
his question is why we can't have nice things.
Not all butts are nice butts

But pizza is always pizza
post 1512808811 07-20-2017, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded
Mine doesn't ramble, but more the four lefts thing....or as we say in the South,"going around your ass to get to your elbow."
I'm am so stealing this.
Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333
Or telling a 5 minute long story where the point of it could have been expressed with 6 words.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!!!!
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post 1512808921 07-20-2017, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Not all butts are nice butts

But pizza is always pizza
You know good and well not all pizza is created equally.
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post 1512809011 07-20-2017, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800
you don't have boobs
Me then! Oh wait.......
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post 1512809051 07-20-2017, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d
You know good and well not all pizza is created equally.
Don't care

Pizza is on it's way

Goddam Pavlovian thread
post 1512809081 07-20-2017, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333
in for all male thread.

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
Her: " I don't know, your choice"
Me: "OK lets go here"
Her: " Nah I don't want that"
Me: Sigh
Too much real life in one post
I'm back, bitches!
post 1512809211 07-20-2017, 01:15 PM
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Because usually I just want my guy to take charge and declare something and I'll usually go with it.
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post 1512809261 07-20-2017, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800
What does the color purple smell like? Both answers are the same.
Like grape
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post 1512809381 07-20-2017, 01:16 PM
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I want pizza...
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