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Thread: What's a cheeky response to this girl on Tinder?

post 1515676021 08-14-2017, 06:20 PM
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wow that's cringey as fuk

I'd delete tinder and reevaluate your life
post 1515676061 08-14-2017, 06:20 PM
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Went with this approach I guess... I dunno anymore

post 1515676131 08-14-2017, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted By kingswrv⏩
went with this approach i guess... I dunno anymore


rip
post 1515676331 08-14-2017, 06:23 PM
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Lmao. Well that's swinging for the fences.
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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post 1515676341 08-14-2017, 06:23 PM
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LMAO at the last line. I can't even right now. She is posting this on whichever femme site she visits as we speak getting all the lulz and fem-reps for it.
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post 1515676481 08-14-2017, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Went with this approach I guess... I dunno anymore

Always 4.
post 1515676521 08-14-2017, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Went with this approach I guess... I dunno anymore

"I eat ass btw
You fukkin legend. That last line killed me, didn't expect it.
post 1515676561 08-14-2017, 06:24 PM
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[QUOTE=KingSWRV post_id=1515676061]Went with this approach I guess... I dunno anymore

[im.com/JhnGP0x.png[/img][/QUOTE]Should have just said the last part.
post 1515676761 08-14-2017, 06:26 PM
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Keep going OP, I've never seen somebody handling a flirt as good as you. Next tell her if you crumple or fold toilet paper before you wipe your ass. If you both do the same she is the one for you.
post 1515677001 08-14-2017, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By TooMuchTruth⏩
Good night sweet prince. Change the subject. "So what kind of music u into?"
No way that's a death sentence with a girl like this.

My thinking is that every piece of contact I make with her has to be a compliment or something about her because she seems like the type that is semi jaded and only cares about attention and would feel like small talk is a chore because she knows she doesn't have it in her to want to talk about that stuff unless she feels emotionally engaged.
post 1515677101 08-14-2017, 06:29 PM
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Might have to double post on dat azz...



If this works it will make her feel horny for responding to that lol
post 1515677111 08-14-2017, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Went with this approach I guess... I dunno anymore

That was your hail mary? I think you would of had a significantly better chance with "You want to Phuck?"
post 1515677181 08-14-2017, 06:30 PM
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this is how i start
*teleports behind you*
*unleashes katana*
*cuts roses*
Hmmm mlady I hope you like freshly cut flowers
post 1515677191 08-14-2017, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Goingviking⏩
That was your hail mary? I think you would of had a significantly better chance with "You want to Phuck?"
Too vulgar lol
post 1515677341 08-14-2017, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
Went with this approach I guess... I dunno anymore

saved

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post 1515677461 08-14-2017, 06:34 PM
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Unbelievable how fcking stupid some people (OP) are when it comes to basic mid level IQ stuff. That was cringe level 10000000.
post 1515677471 08-14-2017, 06:34 PM
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And a double text? Mirin.

Hit her with a "plz respond" and we should be all set.
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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post 1515677551 08-14-2017, 06:35 PM
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take my reps
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post 1515677941 08-14-2017, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
And a double text? Mirin.

Hit her with a "plz respond" and we should be all set.
don't encourage this behavior
post 1515678221 08-14-2017, 06:44 PM
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Fking lold...
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post 1515678281 08-14-2017, 06:44 PM
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add in the pls respond
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post 1515678641 08-14-2017, 06:49 PM
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Hope the ass eating didn't take u off guard? Full nelson anal? Then

Please respond
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post 1515679121 08-14-2017, 06:53 PM
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post 1515679701 08-14-2017, 06:58 PM
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this thread gave me autism


Spoiler!
i eat ass btw lmao
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post 1515679801 08-14-2017, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
lmfao?? serious?

what a god
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post 1515679811 08-14-2017, 06:59 PM
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One word answers of peace from that bitch. Then you made it worse by making yourself look desperate with that long ass response and sending her your number.
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post 1515680171 08-14-2017, 07:02 PM
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Wow this bish really liked you if she really texted you. Don't see how you could fuk it up

Also, you kind of had the right thing going.. you just went way too long on the explanation.. you should have just been like "seriously though..." and then continued from there after you fuked it up, and also agree with deadhead. Should have just said "I eat azz btw" at some point
post 1515680401 08-14-2017, 07:04 PM
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Your whole set up to " I eat azz btw" makes you sound like you were a poosy and were too afraid to say it

Women are testing you on this
post 1515680541 08-14-2017, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
I don't believe it. I know you're trolling but theres no fking way she text you
post 1515680851 08-14-2017, 07:08 PM
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Cringe overload. Jesus christ
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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