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Thread: Went down on a guy and almost threw up :(

post 1539502221 01-04-2018, 12:24 PM
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post 1539502331 01-04-2018, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
Dat title change.
ayyyyyyyyyyyy LMAO
post 1539503521 01-04-2018, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted By xtrah⏩
fukcin lmao

they all taste bad my man, not much you can do about that. but if the girl has just showered and smells like cocoa butta in can do lots to mask the taste.

personally it doesn't rly bother me either way cause sex is a filthy act anyway
Wrong.

I've gone down on plenty of chicks that actually taste good (tangy) and dont smell at all.
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post 1539504031 01-04-2018, 12:41 PM
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My question is this. How did it take you so long to smell it? A dirty pussy will fill up a room, and doesn't just miraculously start smelling when you stick you face in it.
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post 1539504621 01-04-2018, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
My question is this. How did it take you so long to smell it? A dirty pussy will fill up a room, and doesn't just miraculously start smelling when you stick you face in it.
not jamming some fingers in there and also doing an oil check is a mistake when boning a rando if you intend on eating pussay/ass. If it smellz you should always then make her lick your fingers to alert her to the issue (and clean your fingers for you).

also lol @ mod edit.
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post 1539504921 01-04-2018, 12:47 PM
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post 1539505191 01-04-2018, 12:49 PM
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Andy that's gross
post 1539505251 01-04-2018, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩
not jamming some fingers in there and also doing an oil check is a mistake when boning a rando if you intend on eating pussay/ass. If it smellz you should always then make her lick your fingers to alert her to the issue (and clean your fingers for you).

also lol @ mod edit.
Maybe I have a bloodhound nose, but it shouldn't even take all that. You can't hide a dirty pussy smell,and ass soon as those pants come off, it should fill the room.
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post 1539505411 01-04-2018, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Maybe I have a bloodhound nose, but it shouldn't even take all that. You can't hide a dirty pussy smell,and ass soon as those pants come off, it should fill the room.
true, but even if no overt smell I always run the dipstick game on them just in case.
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post 1539505631 01-04-2018, 12:52 PM
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mods have nothing better to do than edit peoples' posts so it looks like they are gay, meanwhile the Age:47 Troll creates dozens of accounts and posts hundreds of times each day
post 1539505831 01-04-2018, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩
true, but even if no overt smell I always run the dipstick game on them just in case.
Lmfao...dat dere 10 point inspection.
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post 1539506021 01-04-2018, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
One month into a relationship
Fukin RIP brah
Originally Posted By xtrah⏩
they all taste bad my man
Yo I have sum really really bad nuwz for you bruh. A lot of poosay has close to 0 taste and tastes fukin amazing. Either you're a virgin, have fuked up taste buds, or have been shafted by luck on the sloots you've been with srs. Good poosay even after a full day and gym workout will be almost tasteless/odorless, will just have a slight salty taste from sweat srs
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post 1539506461 01-04-2018, 12:58 PM
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10 year old me had no idea what homosexuality is. 32 Year old me now is confronted with it every day. Not complaining just some observation.
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post 1539507631 01-04-2018, 01:08 PM
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lmao, mods trollin?
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post 1539507691 01-04-2018, 01:08 PM
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Why the eff would a mod change the title and 1st post. Srsly this is why the misc turned to trash.
post 1539507991 01-04-2018, 01:09 PM
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LMAO at the title change!
post 1539509281 01-04-2018, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
He's swedish srs




One month into a relationship and only went down on him a couple times, was sober both times and I swear it wasn't this bad. Making me question things now
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post 1539509571 01-04-2018, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
will just have a slight salty taste from sweat srs
Or urine -- slightly acidic/high PH taste
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post 1539509981 01-04-2018, 01:26 PM
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That's why I eat dudes ass.

The guy won't let you lick it if there's poop inside, so if he shows no resistance you're good to go, plus you don't have that putrid rotten fish smell that comes out from a penis.
post 1539510691 01-04-2018, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By xtrah⏩
they all taste bad my man, not much you can do about that.
You are hanging out with the wrong women.
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post 1539511201 01-04-2018, 01:35 PM
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It's probably that other dudes nut stinking up the place
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Originally Posted By Ephedra⏩
Once I flipped my usual bootycall over for doggy and a THICK musk hit me harder than a Mike Tyson knockout. Boner instantly died and wouldn't come back. Had to abort mission ASAP. Strange because I probably slept with her 30 times before and no issues. Lesson learned - as I always finger a girl and do a sneaky sniff before I even contemplate going down now.

The smell didn't hit your nostrils until 20 seconds in? What excuse did you give?
Rep'd for educational value.

For some reason, 95% of miscers don't seem to understand that the same woman can smell and taste differently at different times. And it has nothing to do with hygiene. It's most likely hormonal and could also be related to whether she has recently exercised/sweat.

The finger test is a good one.

OP, there is a good chance that she'll taste fine next time. If the taste/smell is bad for over a month, only thendo you start suspecting an issue.
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post 1539519161 01-04-2018, 02:45 PM
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Shoulda performed the scope fountain on dat kitty...
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
OP, there is a good chance that she'll taste fine next time. If the taste/smell is bad for over a month, only thendo you start suspecting an issue.
I'm just gonna say it to her face srs
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Yeah man, I hate when I start eating a guy's ass out and I get the taste of corn.
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Originally Posted By NumberOneStunna⏩
Why the eff would a mod change the title and 1st post. Srsly this is why the misc turned to trash.
I agree. Hopefully they will grow out of this little fad they are going through.
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That's why I only eat out bitches that just stepped out of the shower and smell like coconut and pomegranate, *******.
Originally Posted By Aahl⏩
tht why u stay away from indian girls op
The two Indian girls I've been with were the cleanest bitches with the tightest pussies I've ever had srs. Indian girls are hot.
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lmao at the title and info.
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