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post 1539470111 01-04-2018, 04:10 AM
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Went down on a guy and almost threw up :(




What the **** misc. Stayed down there for about 20 seconds, almost threw up. Boner was dead, and couldn't get it up after. He kept asking me what the **** was wrong and I made up some chit excuse. Smelt like DEATH, like salt+dead fish. Have brushed my teeth 2 times SRS but I can't get that chit out of my head, sucks too because I really like him.


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post 1539470551 01-04-2018, 04:35 AM
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Once I flipped my usual bootycall over for doggy and a THICK musk hit me harder than a Mike Tyson knockout. Boner instantly died and wouldn't come back. Had to abort mission ASAP. Strange because I probably slept with her 30 times before and no issues. Lesson learned - as I always finger a girl and do a sneaky sniff before I even contemplate going down now.

The smell didn't hit your nostrils until 20 seconds in? What excuse did you give?
post 1539470601 01-04-2018, 04:42 AM
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tht why u stay away from indian girls op
post 1539470631 01-04-2018, 04:43 AM
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only one option then op

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post 1539470701 01-04-2018, 04:45 AM
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bitch aren't u in a relationship? is it your gf you're talking about?
post 1539470871 01-04-2018, 05:04 AM
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Broooooo... Gross. Tell your side bitch to clean her snatch. That's disgusting.
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post 1539470901 01-04-2018, 05:09 AM
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Pssshhhh, OP you're lucky Her Majesty let you anywhere near her honey hole! She isn't expected to clean it because she doesn't have to!
















































not srs. FYL
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post 1539471781 01-04-2018, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Aahl⏩
tht why u stay away from indian girls op
She's swedish srs
Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
bitch aren't u in a relationship? is it your gf you're talking about?
One month into a relationship and only went down on her a couple times, was drunk both times and I swear it wasn't this bad. Making me question things now
post 1539471871 01-04-2018, 07:31 AM
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fukcin lmao

they all taste bad my man, not much you can do about that. but if the girl has just showered and smells like cocoa butta in can do lots to mask the taste.

personally it doesn't rly bother me either way cause sex is a filthy act anyway
post 1539472071 01-04-2018, 07:34 AM
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Only one option op
Puke all over said pussy
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
She's swedish srs




One month into a relationship and only went down on her a couple times, was drunk both times and I swear it wasn't this bad. Making me question things now
that swedish fish diet boyo
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post 1539472971 01-04-2018, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Ephedra⏩
The smell didn't hit your nostrils until 20 seconds in? What excuse did you give?
It must have burnt all his olfactory receptors lol
I got this
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So you're in a relationship with a chick you never went down on first?
post 1539473891 01-04-2018, 07:55 AM
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Why would you even lick her pussy? I just pull down her panties and go right in, no need for foreplay nor warmup, be a man.
post 1539474731 01-04-2018, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
Broooooo... Gross. Tell your side bitch to clean her snatch. That's disgusting.
Some girls just always have a smell.
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post 1539474761 01-04-2018, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
Broooooo... Gross. Tell your side bitch to clean her snatch. That's disgusting.
I thought those things were self cleaning
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Originally Posted By yungballin14⏩
I thought those things were self cleaning
more like self disinfecting

but def not self cleaning
post 1539474951 01-04-2018, 08:06 AM
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lmao you dun goofed op,

brb ive had to lift and turn my head while doing doggy to avoid the putrid must...thats life son.jpg
post 1539475241 01-04-2018, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
What the **** misc. Stayed down there for about 20 seconds, almost threw up. Boner was dead, and couldn't get it up after. She kept asking me what the **** was wrong and I made up some chit excuse. Smelt like DEATH, like salt+dead fish. Have brushed my teeth 2 times SRS but I can't get that chit out of my head
Why'd you make up an excuse? I'd let her know things were nasty down there. In a soft way, but if I have spinach in my teeth or a booger hanging out of my nose, I want to ****ing know it so I can clean up.

Same thing here.

Don't be a dick, just let this broad know she needs to wash up. Take a shower together, get back your boner, clean that nasty trim and then close the deal.
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post 1539475261 01-04-2018, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
She's swedish srs




One month into a relationship and only went down on her a couple times, was drunk both times and I swear it wasn't this bad. Making me question things now
OK here's the truth she may have BV. If so she needs to know. That is an easy fix.

Otherwise it could be her natural smell.

You need to talk to her.


Sometimes I think you guys know nothing about vaginas. But then I remember you're probably trolling.
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post 1539475571 01-04-2018, 08:12 AM
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Silly Op, always do the finger test.

First you finger her then let her lick the fingers you used, if she doesn't suck your fingers in a sexual manner of avoids it, she knows she's a dirty sloot with poor hygiene. At which point you should get up and find the nearest exit.
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
Don't be a dick, just let this broad know she needs to wash up. Take a shower together, get back your boner, clean that nasty trim and then close the deal.
motivational pussy eater right here
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It's from all those miles of taking uncutbrah's dik cheese OP. PS don't stare at it, eat it *******.
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sorry she farted on your tongue OP
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
OK here's the truth she may have BV. If so she needs to know. That is an easy fix.

Otherwise it could be her natural smell.

You need to talk to her.


Sometimes I think you guys know nothing about vaginas.
And if it isn't anything but her natural aroma? I don't think you've talked to enough women about this thing to know you shouldn't broach the subject.

brb she changes diet and cleans up. "heuheuheu bebe come lick dis puss!"

OP: Literally goes NC after realising the musk is still there.


brb girl dumps OP with fire and brimstone.
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩
And if it isn't anything but her natural aroma? I don't think you've talked to enough women about this thing to know you shouldn't broach the subject.

brb she changes diet and cleans up. "heuheuheu bebe come lick dis puss!"

OP: Literally goes NC after realising the musk is still there.


brb girl dumps OP with fire and brimstone.
Bacterial Vaginosis is a very common benign condition.

It causes foul smell. It is very easy to treat but most women don't realize it's an issue unless someone tells them.

These are not hard conversations to have. We aren't 12 years old are we?
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Bunch a slack jawed *******s in the thread. Any man can chow down on a nice clean poosay. It takes a real man to nose through the nastiest garbage. Buck up little girl and get back in there.
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Pissening.

Just fap next time boyo.
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Just keep a couple of cans of axe spray around the bedroom and spray her vag down before going down on her.
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