Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels meets Star Wars. They could make a movie about a bunch of nitwit bounty hunters who are serving the empire but fuk up royally and have to fix it. OMG What if they made it like they were the ones who originally lost the second death star plans?! Would be GOAT. And like the whole movie is them trying to make good on their deal before vader comes and fuks them up. LMAO.

After watching his version of King Arthur, I think he could make his style work for anything. His voice over narration and use of music/pacing is pretty adaptable. Maybe they could have an ewok swallow a special light sabre crystal or make it about space coke or some ****.

I used to be the most hardcore SW fan...watched the movies over and over...had the dialogue of ANH memorized, played all the games by original lucasarts like dark forces, jedi knight, rogue squadron, pod racer, etc, read tons of books...when I was a kid I used to fuking dream of the Star Wars universe and imagine what it was like to be a Jedi. It was my only escape. Even though the prequels were disappointing, they had their charm. I loved everything about the expanded universe.

And then George Lucas got sick of the chit he took from people, and he decided to make some money. With a swipe of a pen the entire expanded universe was made obsolete. Kashykk was never destroyed, Mara Jade never existed, Jacen and Jaina solo never happened, Kyle Katarn never existed. It was like losing a friend. My childhood fantasy world was destroyed.

And then they released force awakens...and I was still hopeful. It wasn't totally awful, but I could see they were injecting politics into the movie. I tried to ignore it. The movie was ok. Then Rogue One came out, and I actually really liked that one, but I feel like they played it too safe with the script. It could have been much more powerful, but I felt it was a decent movie. I had hope.


And then the fukking abomination that was TLJ came out with Mary fuking Poppins Leia, some SJW bullchit, and they FUKKING KILLED OFF LUKE SKYWALKER. WTF?

No writer in the expanded universe had ever written the story of Luke's death. They wrote before and many years in the future after he died, but nobody had the fuking hubris to write Luke's death. People always felt it was something Lucas should handle or Luke should be left an immortal kind of hero, a character who never dies. Because Luke represents everything that is good and right about this fuking world.

So what did these liberal ******* kunts like Kathleen kennedy do? They fuking made him drink some alien cow milk and then fuking killed him like the worthless pieces of chit they are. Giant businesses ruin everything. They try to pander to the SJW crowd thinking they represent the voice of consumers. Star Wars didn't get huge because of SJW chit. Sure it was a progressive movie for its time, but that wasn't the point. Star Wars got huge because it built an incredible world -- a world of heroes, magic and fantastic technology. This is just like all the market research *******s thinking Hillary would win. Liberals are loud and obnoxious people who drown out the other voices.

The silent majority hate SJW and PC chit. The silent majority hates racism, but also believes race shouldn't be a thing people fixate on. The silent majority loved Luke Skywalker. The idea of killing Luke to make some "avant garde" statement about the patriarchy is FUKKING offensive to everyone who actually loved Star Wars. Nobody gives a fuk about Kathleen Kennedy's identity politics, and nobody wants to see it in fuking Star Wars. They probably polled some highly liberal focus groups and concluded this was the way to go. WRONG. Trump won *******s. Turns out people hate Shillary enough to put a narcissistic reality tv billionaire up as president. Sure, she won the popular vote, but it was close enough that people really need to wake up and realize not everyone cares about political correctness or SJW chit. And anyway, this goes beyond a liberal or conservative thing. You fukking killed Luke Skywalker. Unforgivable, kunt.

Now Lando is a fuking droidfuker, Han is some beta soyboy unsure of himself, there's a female bitch droid named L337...I'm just over it. You killed Luke. I'm done. Fuk you, Disney and Fuk star wars you fuking roastie pile of dogchit kunt bitch kathleen kennedy saggy titted FUKING WHORE Hope Soylo fail miserably and you *******s lose so much money that you sell it back to Lucas for a fraction of what you paid and he fuking makes everything Disney did not cannon. Then they can release the real episodes 7 8 and 9 without your fuking garbage and all of us real Star Wars fans can enjoy Star Wars again and NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR FUKING SJW cHIt liberal fuking kathleen btichkutn FUk

Movies are a thing of the past. 9 out of 10 new movies are literally a prequel/sequel and you buffoons keep eating it up. Omg Thor 4 and Spiderman 6, SO GOOD!!!!1

I used to be the most hardcore SW fan...watched the movies over and over...had the dialogue of ANH memorized, played all the games by original lucasarts like dark forces, jedi knight, rogue squadron, pod racer, etc, read tons of books...when I was a kid I used to fuking dream of the Star Wars universe and imagine what it was like to be a Jedi. It was my only escape. Even though the prequels were disappointing, they had their charm. I loved everything about the expanded universe.

And then George Lucas got sick of the chit he took from people, and he decided to make some money. With a swipe of a pen the entire expanded universe was made obsolete. Kashykk was never destroyed, Mara Jade never existed, Jacen and Jaina solo never happened, Kyle Katarn never existed. It was like losing a friend. My childhood fantasy world was destroyed.

And then they released force awakens...and I was still hopeful. It wasn't totally awful, but I could see they were injecting politics into the movie. I tried to ignore it. The movie was ok. Then Rogue One came out, and I actually really liked that one, but I feel like they played it too safe with the script. It could have been much more powerful, but I felt it was a decent movie. I had hope.


And then the fukking abomination that was TLJ came out with Mary fuking Poppins Leia, some SJW bullchit, and they FUKKING KILLED OFF LUKE SKYWALKER. WTF?

No writer in the expanded universe had ever written the story of Luke's death. They wrote before and many years in the future after he died, but nobody had the fuking hubris to write Luke's death. People always felt it was something Lucas should handle or Luke should be left an immortal kind of hero, a character who never dies. Because Luke represents everything that is good and right about this fuking world.

So what did these liberal ******* kunts like Kathleen kennedy do? They fuking made him drink some alien cow milk and then fuking killed him like the worthless pieces of chit they are. Giant businesses ruin everything. They try to pander to the SJW crowd thinking they represent the voice of consumers. Star Wars didn't get huge because of SJW chit. Sure it was a progressive movie for its time, but that wasn't the point. Star Wars got huge because it built an incredible world -- a world of heroes, magic and fantastic technology. This is just like all the market research *******s thinking Hillary would win. Liberals are loud and obnoxious people who drown out the other voices.

The silent majority hate SJW and PC chit. The silent majority hates racism, but also believes race shouldn't be a thing people fixate on. The silent majority loved Luke Skywalker. The idea of killing Luke to make some "avant garde" statement about the patriarchy is FUKKING offensive to everyone who actually loved Star Wars. Nobody gives a fuk about Kathleen Kennedy's identity politics, and nobody wants to see it in fuking Star Wars. They probably polled some highly liberal focus groups and concluded this was the way to go. WRONG. Trump won *******s. Turns out people hate Shillary enough to put a narcissistic reality tv billionaire up as president. Sure, she won the popular vote, but it was close enough that people really need to wake up and realize not everyone cares about political correctness or SJW chit. And anyway, this goes beyond a liberal or conservative thing. You fukking killed Luke Skywalker. Unforgivable, kunt.

Now Lando is a fuking droidfuker, Han is some beta soyboy unsure of himself, there's a female bitch droid named L337...I'm just over it. You killed Luke. I'm done. Fuk you, Disney and Fuk star wars you fuking roastie pile of dogchit kunt bitch kathleen kennedy saggy titted FUKING WHORE Hope Soylo fail miserably and you *******s lose so much money that you sell it back to Lucas for a fraction of what you paid and he fuking makes everything Disney did not cannon. Then they can release the real episodes 7 8 and 9 without your fuking garbage and all of us real Star Wars fans can enjoy Star Wars again and NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR FUKING SJW cHIt liberal fuking kathleen btichkutn FUk

The Last Jedi was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I don't give a **** about identity politics either, it just sucked.

I thought people were beingwhen they told me how bad it was, but it really was one of the biggest piles of chit I have ever seen. Just shockingly bad.

I used to be the most hardcore SW fan...watched the movies over and over...had the dialogue of ANH memorized, played all the games by original lucasarts like dark forces, jedi knight, rogue squadron, pod racer, etc, read tons of books...when I was a kid I used to fuking dream of the Star Wars universe and imagine what it was like to be a Jedi. It was my only escape. Even though the prequels were disappointing, they had their charm. I loved everything about the expanded universe.

And then George Lucas got sick of the chit he took from people, and he decided to make some money. With a swipe of a pen the entire expanded universe was made obsolete. Kashykk was never destroyed, Mara Jade never existed, Jacen and Jaina solo never happened, Kyle Katarn never existed. It was like losing a friend. My childhood fantasy world was destroyed.

And then they released force awakens...and I was still hopeful. It wasn't totally awful, but I could see they were injecting politics into the movie. I tried to ignore it. The movie was ok. Then Rogue One came out, and I actually really liked that one, but I feel like they played it too safe with the script. It could have been much more powerful, but I felt it was a decent movie. I had hope.


And then the fukking abomination that was TLJ came out with Mary fuking Poppins Leia, some SJW bullchit, and they FUKKING KILLED OFF LUKE SKYWALKER. WTF?

No writer in the expanded universe had ever written the story of Luke's death. They wrote before and many years in the future after he died, but nobody had the fuking hubris to write Luke's death. People always felt it was something Lucas should handle or Luke should be left an immortal kind of hero, a character who never dies. Because Luke represents everything that is good and right about this fuking world.

So what did these liberal ******* kunts like Kathleen kennedy do? They fuking made him drink some alien cow milk and then fuking killed him like the worthless pieces of chit they are. Giant businesses ruin everything. They try to pander to the SJW crowd thinking they represent the voice of consumers. Star Wars didn't get huge because of SJW chit. Sure it was a progressive movie for its time, but that wasn't the point. Star Wars got huge because it built an incredible world -- a world of heroes, magic and fantastic technology. This is just like all the market research *******s thinking Hillary would win. Liberals are loud and obnoxious people who drown out the other voices.

The silent majority hate SJW and PC chit. The silent majority hates racism, but also believes race shouldn't be a thing people fixate on. The silent majority loved Luke Skywalker. The idea of killing Luke to make some "avant garde" statement about the patriarchy is FUKKING offensive to everyone who actually loved Star Wars. Nobody gives a fuk about Kathleen Kennedy's identity politics, and nobody wants to see it in fuking Star Wars. They probably polled some highly liberal focus groups and concluded this was the way to go. WRONG. Trump won *******s. Turns out people hate Shillary enough to put a narcissistic reality tv billionaire up as president. Sure, she won the popular vote, but it was close enough that people really need to wake up and realize not everyone cares about political correctness or SJW chit. And anyway, this goes beyond a liberal or conservative thing. You fukking killed Luke Skywalker. Unforgivable, kunt.

Now Lando is a fuking droidfuker, Han is some beta soyboy unsure of himself, there's a female bitch droid named L337...I'm just over it. You killed Luke. I'm done. Fuk you, Disney and Fuk star wars you fuking roastie pile of dogchit kunt bitch kathleen kennedy saggy titted FUKING WHORE Hope Soylo fail miserably and you *******s lose so much money that you sell it back to Lucas for a fraction of what you paid and he fuking makes everything Disney did not cannon. Then they can release the real episodes 7 8 and 9 without your fuking garbage and all of us real Star Wars fans can enjoy Star Wars again and NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR FUKING SJW cHIt liberal fuking kathleen btichkutn FUk

What's the explanation for this:

Hollywood is run by dudes that hire whores and or rape them so they can star in movies. All the actresses we see blew their way to the top, or nearly all, yet 99% of movies have SJW themes.

What is the plan here?

What's the explanation for this:

Hollywood is run by dudes that hire whores and or rape them so they can star in movies. All the actresses we see blew their way to the top, or nearly all, yet 99% of movies have SJW themes.

What is the plan here?

its all a game so they can make more money?