Looks like Solo is doing terrible. Most "culture reporting" sites are doing everything they can to avoid attributing the failure to TLJs terrible reception.

ayy lmao

Soylo

Apparently pan flute Lando and tranny droids isn't what Star Wars is about. Who would've thought??? Almost like you need story and substance.

In b4 blaming men

That's my primary problem with the state of Star Wars. They're adding all of these identity political messages into the films at the expense of plot quality.


I might watch Soylo: A Soy Wars Story when it releases on dvd.

The Last Jedi was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I don't give a **** about identity politics either, it just sucked.

This movie is going to lose 100 million or more at the box office

Disney is gonna be leaking soyboy blood once the ax comes down

Damn shame

Honestly, fuk ALL these Soy Wars Disney movies. They had a golden opportunity to rejuvenate an iconic franchise that Lucas did his best to destroy as he lost his sanity, and they instead decided to make it even worse than the prequels crap somehow. Han Soylo, Luke Soywalker, and Lando Soyalrisian.

Good

No they're not.

How did I endo up here

LMAO hilarious

Don’t forget Beta Fett. He’s movie is coming soon.

Star Wars became irredeemable for me the instant they retconned so that Greedo shot first.

That was the point of no return.

On recharge

Cant wait for Jabba the Cucc

the heauxs below are literally re-writing history ... good luck to them as they drive this franchise into the ground ...

GhostBusters
Ocean's 11
Star Wars

It's almost as if they should be creating new IP built for modern times instead of hijacking franchises and shoe-horning in their agenda ...

I thought people were being hyperbolic when they told me how bad it was, but it really was one of the biggest piles of chit I have ever seen. Just shockingly bad.

So I take it I should be glad I missed The Last Jedi?

It physically hurt me just like Justice League did.

I used to be the most hardcore SW fan...watched the movies over and over...had the dialogue of ANH memorized, played all the games by original lucasarts like dark forces, jedi knight, rogue squadron, pod racer, etc, read tons of books...when I was a kid I used to fuking dream of the Star Wars universe and imagine what it was like to be a Jedi. It was my only escape. Even though the prequels were disappointing, they had their charm. I loved everything about the expanded universe.

And then George Lucas got sick of the chit he took from people, and he decided to make some money. With a swipe of a pen the entire expanded universe was made obsolete. Kashykk was never destroyed, Mara Jade never existed, Jacen and Jaina solo never happened, Kyle Katarn never existed. It was like losing a friend. My childhood fantasy world was destroyed.

And then they released force awakens...and I was still hopeful. It wasn't totally awful, but I could see they were injecting politics into the movie. I tried to ignore it. The movie was ok. Then Rogue One came out, and I actually really liked that one, but I feel like they played it too safe with the script. It could have been much more powerful, but I felt it was a decent movie. I had hope.


And then the fukking abomination that was TLJ came out with Mary fuking Poppins Leia, some SJW bullchit, and they FUKKING KILLED OFF LUKE SKYWALKER. WTF?

No writer in the expanded universe had ever written the story of Luke's death. They wrote before and many years in the future after he died, but nobody had the fuking hubris to write Luke's death. People always felt it was something Lucas should handle or Luke should be left an immortal kind of hero, a character who never dies. Because Luke represents everything that is good and right about this fuking world.

So what did these liberal ******* kunts like Kathleen kennedy do? They fuking made him drink some alien cow milk and then fuking killed him like the worthless pieces of chit they are. Giant businesses ruin everything. They try to pander to the SJW crowd thinking they represent the voice of consumers. Star Wars didn't get huge because of SJW chit. Sure it was a progressive movie for its time, but that wasn't the point. Star Wars got huge because it built an incredible world -- a world of heroes, magic and fantastic technology. This is just like all the market research *******s thinking Hillary would win. Liberals are loud and obnoxious people who drown out the other voices.

The silent majority hate SJW and PC chit. The silent majority hates racism, but also believes race shouldn't be a thing people fixate on. The silent majority loved Luke Skywalker. The idea of killing Luke to make some "avant garde" statement about the patriarchy is FUKKING offensive to everyone who actually loved Star Wars. Nobody gives a fuk about Kathleen Kennedy's identity politics, and nobody wants to see it in fuking Star Wars. They probably polled some highly liberal focus groups and concluded this was the way to go. WRONG. Trump won *******s. Turns out people hate Shillary enough to put a narcissistic reality tv billionaire up as president. Sure, she won the popular vote, but it was close enough that people really need to wake up and realize not everyone cares about political correctness or SJW chit. And anyway, this goes beyond a liberal or conservative thing. You fukking killed Luke Skywalker. Unforgivable, kunt.

Now Lando is a fuking droidfuker, Han is some beta soyboy unsure of himself, there's a female bitch droid named L337...I'm just over it. You killed Luke. I'm done. Fuk you, Disney and Fuk star wars you fuking roastie pile of dogchit kunt bitch kathleen kennedy saggy titted FUKING WHORE Hope Soylo fail miserably and you *******s lose so much money that you sell it back to Lucas for a fraction of what you paid and he fuking makes everything Disney did not cannon. Then they can release the real episodes 7 8 and 9 without your fuking garbage and all of us real Star Wars fans can enjoy Star Wars again and NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR FUKING SJW cHIt liberal fuking kathleen btichkutn FUk

LOL you and the guy you've quoted have me rolling.

Just boycott Star Wars guys. You feel much better and just ride the waves of people's frustration and Disney's complete denial.

Waiting for R2#metoo to be a new character.

Stfu, prequels were awesome you soyboy cuck

lmao, don't forget C3Ped0

And the kicker is if you don't like their new sh*tty plotlines and acting you're a racist+<insert knee-jerk label>. All bases covered for them.

Thanos has trapped Soylo inside the Soul World

inbe4 jar jar prequel film in a liberal utopia where the fukin things race have no sex or gender and focuses on taking down the patriarchy that is living above the swamp where they live in killing all the hippie trees.

Soylo flying his MilliniumSoyLent


soyggots everywhere

stop with this ****

TLJ was trash and full of liberal propaganda but Solowasn't. The droid was supposed to be a joke, if anything it was making fun of crazy left-wing feminists and chit with its "equal rights" stuff.

The Lando pan stuff was not even in the movie and was just the media being the media and you idiots getting triggered by it for no reason.

Look at these cawksuckers ruining another great movie. In b4 cucks that would defend this fiction.






NO MA'AM