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Thread: Roses are red, violets are blue....I eat ass (Pics)

post 1559428781 08-22-2018, 02:09 PM
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What the actual to the last two comments?
Work hard
Enjoy yourself
Do the right thing
Compound your interest
post 1559428921 08-22-2018, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Already sent her something, waiting on reply atm.
Hey hey hey! YOU'RE the man here....not her. DEMAND that you two rewind the convo back to that point
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post 1559428991 08-22-2018, 02:11 PM
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This broad looks like she got run over by a dump truck.

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post 1559429151 08-22-2018, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
People don't understand because their minds are being re-programmed by porn and it's being shown as normal in porn now, but not even 10 years ago this was unheard of in porn. Maybe gay porn or some chit like that, but not straight porn. What we have here is the frog being slowly boiled in the pot and degenerates are in control of the fire under the pot.
Eating ass is legit enjoyable as fuk, you might just be gay bro.
lilbloaty crew lol
post 1559429591 08-22-2018, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By lilbloaty⏩
Eating ass is legit enjoyable as fuk, you might just be gay bro.
Ironic because the anus is for homosexuals.
post 1559429831 08-22-2018, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By GnarlySheen⏩
Ironic because the anus is for homosexuals.
That is coincidence. Not irony
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
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post 1559430861 08-22-2018, 02:28 PM
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that chick Mili Jean must get brahs doing variations on the Billie Jean lyrics all the damn time....
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post 1559431031 08-22-2018, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
That is coincidence. Not irony
If we wanna get particular, I'd call it coincidental irony.
post 1559431231 08-22-2018, 02:31 PM
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Tell McKenna “Phuck patience, let’s go fast then. Your place or mine?”

She lacks patience dude, she clearly wants your d in her yesterday
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post 1559432811 08-22-2018, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩


Tell me where you touched them. It's ok.


miscer confirmed
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post 1559434081 08-22-2018, 03:00 PM
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tell isabel "that's disgusting. When I come over tonight I'm not going to kiss you"
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post 1559434931 08-22-2018, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted By HerrPeterson⏩
Tell McKenna “Phuck patience, let’s go fast then. Your place or mine?”

She lacks patience dude, she clearly wants your d in her yesterday
Spoiler!
Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
tell isabel "that's disgusting. When I come over tonight I'm not going to kiss you"
Already sent her this, she's a feminist, wanted to test feminism for the misc.

Spoiler!


Spoiler!
post 1559435121 08-22-2018, 03:09 PM
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truth or dare

Spoiler!



Heading home from work, will continue thread tomorrow.
post 1559436011 08-22-2018, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
new one

manlet alert
post 1559475031 08-23-2018, 04:51 AM
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Update this please!
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post 1559482641 08-23-2018, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By IsraeliPride⏩
Update this please!
Banned on tinder, I matched a third doctor before I left from work yesterday(31 years old). I said "You're the 3rd doctor today, truth or dare? She said she wished she had the same problem and said truth. I then asked her how much of a 10 inch bannana could she fit in her mouth at once. She replied "Ugh..." and unmatched, i'm guessing reported me too.\

Came to work this morning and error 4034 or whatever AKA BANEND

This happened once before, I have unlimited phone numbers and phones because I work in IT so I can make a new one but I wont have gold. Also I won't be able to set my location to somewhere else,obviously I don't want to troll my own area.

Also I submited refund to apple, if they decline i'll just chargeback through credit card company. I want my 15$ back.

I'm open to jailbreaking an iphone and using fake GPS data but it takes time and i'm somewhat busy at work today.

I'm also open to using a different app or something that has less rules. Suggestions?
post 1559483561 08-23-2018, 07:42 AM
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bra you in Philly? Ive matched with these girls before hahahahah
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post 1559483831 08-23-2018, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Vinny82⏩
bra you in Philly? Ive matched with these girls before hahahahah
Yea I was in philly for the first few matches then moved it to NY NY.

Philly is too close to where I actually live so I didn't want to fuk up my stomping grounds.

Insane how many matches come in from NY, it's like a steady endless stream, must be GOAT living there if you can afford it.


Looking at other apps atm or maybe doing some POF today. Obviously if I continue misc openers/liners i'm going to get banned on tinder, they are really strict nowadays. All's its takes is one upset lonely 31 year old doctor to end your tour.
post 1559484021 08-23-2018, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Yea I was in philly for the first few matches then moved it to NY NY.

Philly is too close to where I actually live so I didn't want to fuk up my stomping grounds.

Insane how many matches come in from NY, it's like a steady endless stream, must be GOAT living there if you can afford it.
Bumble is insane in NY too. Girls are also more aggressive there IRL, Ive gotten approached a lot. I think they know the city is so big they have nothing to lose by talking to someone they want to because they'll never see you again.
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post 1559484731 08-23-2018, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Vinny82⏩
Bumble is insane in NY too. Girls are also more aggressive there IRL, Ive gotten approached a lot. I think they know the city is so big they have nothing to lose by talking to someone they want to because they'll never see you again.
I could do bumble but it takes forever to accrue matches, i'm aware they don't delete inactive profiles. Tinder is great because it's instant results as far as trolling for a thread goes.

Anything else as fast as tinder?
post 1559487361 08-23-2018, 08:28 AM
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damit I was hoping to see more. try badoo. you don't have to match first
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post 1559492201 08-23-2018, 09:41 AM
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Ok we're back in business

I'm on OKC and Badoo, but im gonna need more app suggestions. Preferably apps where I can set my own location without enabling gps because I don't have time to jailbreak an iphone today for fake GPS data.

I was averaging like 5-10 matches an hour in NYC on tinder so if we want that volume i'm gonna need more of these chit apps.

Anyway here's our first customer, what do I say next?





post 1559499281 08-23-2018, 11:17 AM
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lucky mfer if you get that. i have no luck on them
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"America lost pretty much every war in history lol" -pandaboy89
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post 1559499571 08-23-2018, 11:19 AM
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post 1559499921 08-23-2018, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By BrahBrahgovich⏩
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe"
Strongest autism i've ever read, no one even knows what this chit is especially a mardi gras fat titty sloot. 0 chance of a reply, would be better to ask her if she likes daggers.

Spoiler!
post 1559500211 08-23-2018, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Strongest autism i've ever read, no one even knows what this chit is especially a mardi gras fat
so true, welcome to 13k.
post 1559501521 08-23-2018, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Strongest autism i've ever read, no one even knows what this chit is especially a mardi gras fat titty sloot. 0 chance of a reply, would be better to ask her if she likes daggers.

Spoiler!
I just died.

we know this b1tch failed chemistry class. SRS.


also please message her this:

"pls respond"
post 1559501891 08-23-2018, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MichaelDuong⏩
I just died.

we know this b1tch failed chemistry class. SRS.


also please message her this:

"pls respond"
She already responded, bitch is gonna act like she didn't google this but whatever. I'm gonna go in for the moneyshot I think. Time to ask for tit pics.

post 1559502031 08-23-2018, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
She already responded, bitch is gonna act like she didn't google this but whatever. I'm gonna go in for the moneyshot I think. Time to ask for tit pics.

ask her if she wants your DiCk
post 1559502281 08-23-2018, 11:49 AM
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Now we wait

Also i'll mention the traffic on these apps is piss poor compared to tinder, holy chit it's so slow compared to yesterday.

Spoiler!
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