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post 1559410981 08-22-2018, 11:07 AM
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Roses are red, violets are blue....I eat ass (Pics)

Misc content sucks ass kids, NONE of you kids except serbian and divorceBRAH have posted a good thread in the last 3 days. My disapointment is immeasurable.


I need work content slets playmisc decides what to say next to my tinder matches.I don't care how bad you fuk it up, as long as it's legal and not violence vibes i'll say it.

I'll always open, once they respond misc can take over.

First contestants




post 1559411311 08-22-2018, 11:11 AM
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"You'd look great on my lamp."
post 1559411371 08-22-2018, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By NukYavlen⏩
"You'd look great on my lamp."
negged, no violence vibes. Not tryin to get banned.
post 1559411601 08-22-2018, 11:13 AM
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Roses are red violets are blue I like sucking cock and hope you do too.
post 1559411791 08-22-2018, 11:15 AM
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To alyssa

One, two, three, four...Sit on my face, while you suck my d1nk on the floor.

To Dani.

well i'm not really terrible, but i'll do some absolute nasty chit to you in bed.
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post 1559411801 08-22-2018, 11:15 AM
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Keeping with the theme of your title:

“Roses are red,
My balls are blue,
Get over here sloot
So I can cum on you.”

My mama always said you can never go wrong writing a girl poetry that comes from the heart.
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post 1559411911 08-22-2018, 11:16 AM
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Asses are red violet are blue I eat roses.
Everything I post is trash.
post 1559412001 08-22-2018, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Roses are red violets are blue I like sucking cock and hope you do too.


post 1559412061 08-22-2018, 11:18 AM
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Thread title is begging for a mod edit!
post 1559412301 08-22-2018, 11:21 AM
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nice try, brah ... but i normally go with

I eat ass.
E - enjoy her jokes
A - assist her
T - treat her right
A - actually eat ass
S - Support her
S - Spoil her

skip the two sloots, srs
meet me at the bar
post 1559412381 08-22-2018, 11:21 AM
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new one

post 1559412401 08-22-2018, 11:21 AM
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Now the girls think you’re bi. You’ll either scare them or they’ll be into that (which should scare you OP)
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post 1559412501 08-22-2018, 11:23 AM
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have gun, get in the van
Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩

fkn LMAO
post 1559412521 08-22-2018, 11:23 AM
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Roses are red, violets are blue, op is a *******, this is true.
I loe e.
post 1559412621 08-22-2018, 11:24 AM
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> Complains about threads
> Makes a thread with basic assed looking bitches from tinder.

At this point my interest is as hype as getting a gummy BJ from your grandmother OP.
post 1559412681 08-22-2018, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
new one

“Five of my dicks stacked end to end” (?)
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post 1559413261 08-22-2018, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By HerrPeterson⏩
“Five of my dicks stacked end to end” (?)
post 1559414201 08-22-2018, 11:38 AM
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New ones: Say which name you want to talk to with your reply

Spoiler!

Spoiler!


Spoiler!

Spoiler!
post 1559414261 08-22-2018, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By HerrPeterson⏩
Now the girls think you’re bi. You’ll either scare them or they’ll be into that (which should scare you OP)
This.

(Minor derail - your avi is like those pics some people put in their dating profile which make it frustratingly unclear which person is actually them).
Simple minds need simple answers.
post 1559414581 08-22-2018, 11:41 AM
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is pop rocks a new challenge or something?????????????????????

Spoiler!


Spoiler!
post 1559415571 08-22-2018, 11:52 AM
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Tell McKenna that’s it’s not so daunting with lube and a little patience 👍🏻
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post 1559415741 08-22-2018, 11:54 AM
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i like where this here therad is going
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
new one

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm going to need that glass of wine,
If I'm going to fuk you.
post 1559416231 08-22-2018, 11:58 AM
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Roses are red, your vagina might stink, with enough liquor, I’ll give you my dink

Roses are red, my dik is so wide, it might be a bit short, but let’s get it inside

Roses are red, vagina is pink, your anus is black just like my dink
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Roses are red, im a *******, lets fuk some dudes and make a racket
post 1559416651 08-22-2018, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By HerrPeterson⏩
Tell McKenna that’s it’s not so daunting with lube and a little patience 👍🏻
added a little flair

Spoiler!


Also we got a doctor here, an asian doctor. This might be good
Spoiler!

Spoiler!

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New girl
Spoiler!
post 1559416731 08-22-2018, 12:03 PM
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post 1559417051 08-22-2018, 12:06 PM
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dont understand this ass eating frenzie. repulsive.
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post 1559417141 08-22-2018, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
added a little flair

Spoiler!


Also we got a doctor here, an asian doctor. This might be good
Spoiler!

Spoiler!

Spoiler!



New girl
Spoiler!
Nice job on McKenna. Flair was a fine touch.

This Stacey though... she looks cute and she’s all kinds of nasty. I’d seriously go for the smash on this one if I were you bro.


How many Tinder matches do you get!? Damn, I’ve only gotten a prostitute and an accidental right swipe before.
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