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post 1572119421 01-25-2019, 08:03 PM
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honestly i think it's hilarious that she's open about that kind of thing. this should not scare you away.

her personality might be great.
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
post 1572119501 01-25-2019, 08:04 PM
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lmao, she's a keeper srs

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post 1572120051 01-25-2019, 08:14 PM
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No. No way. Nein. Fukc no. Absolutely fukcing not. No way in hell. Not a chance. No thanks. Negative ghostrider. Nah. This girl is waaaayyyy too comfortable waaayyyy too soon. I always tell the girls that i date that whatever happens in that bathroom is between her and the lord. I don’t wanna hear about it and you better courtesy flush. I allow my girls to get very comfortable; kick your feet up, help yourself to the fridge, whatever. All i ask is that you keep your human waste to your damn self.
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post 1572120371 01-25-2019, 08:19 PM
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post 1572120411 01-25-2019, 08:20 PM
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if a girl told me she got a chit real bad i would do a 360 and turn away.
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post 1572121641 01-25-2019, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
lol I have never pooped in front of an SO in my entire life. Or a friend.
This. WTF at that girl in th Op. this has to be a goof.
post 1572121911 01-25-2019, 08:42 PM
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Lol'd hard


doesnt bother me at all. If anything, that's so different from 99.99% of girls out there that i like it. wud mebbe wife
post 1572121961 01-25-2019, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Yeah lmao, I'm a straight up savage srs. Girlfriends always hate it because I'll come in the bathroom and literally sit in front of them chillin/talking while they are pooping and vice versa and will fuk them directly after, still in the bathroom sometimes. (I'm not into chitting or pissing on each other though, that is fukin groce, and you better fukin wipe well after your use the bathroom)
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post 1572123111 01-25-2019, 09:02 PM
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post 1572123231 01-25-2019, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Also I think I posted the story on here before, but the worst was this onetime I was laying in bed with my ex getting ready to go to sleep and I went to initiate sex like I usually do by starting to kiss her and slippin my finger in that angus lightly pressing on it, and it fukin felt extra moist and I was like wtf. So I strategically slowed my roll and uninitiated, and when she wasn't looking I sniffed my fingers and smelt a strong smell of poo, so I was like this bish needs to get her life together, so waited until she fell asleep hiding my fingers off the edge of the bed and when she fell asleep I put them in her mouth and she woke up and was like "what the fuk are you doing, why do you have chit on your fingers" and was snapping on me, and I was like "it's your chit you dirty bish, go the fuk in the bathroom and sort your life out" and she started crying on me out of embarrassment, saying that I was a fukin dikhead, telling me that she had hemorrhoids (heavy squats) so she didn't want to hurt them and ran in the bathroom crying and locked herself in there. No fukin excuses though, chit never happened again srs
post 1572123461 01-25-2019, 09:09 PM
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post 1572124631 01-25-2019, 09:29 PM
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post 1572124861 01-25-2019, 09:34 PM
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Girls only chit on Christmas Day
post 1572125051 01-25-2019, 09:37 PM
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post 1572125661 01-25-2019, 09:51 PM
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post 1572125761 01-25-2019, 09:53 PM
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imagine WHAT she chit out. judging by that face, a couple cheesburgers, a big mac, and probably an order of fries. all that greasy chit just exited her fartbox.

think about that.
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post 1572125781 01-25-2019, 09:53 PM
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Women don't chit

That's a tranny brah
post 1572126081 01-25-2019, 09:59 PM
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Don't see an issue here. He's gonna be up to his knees in pussy juice. So what if she's honest?
post 1572126251 01-25-2019, 10:03 PM
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actually a good sign she will never get away with cheating on him since obviously she can’t keep a secret
post 1572126421 01-25-2019, 10:07 PM
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Sounds like she is an honest girl, to the point and blunt. In short: a keeper.
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post 1572127161 01-25-2019, 10:27 PM
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post 1572127251 01-25-2019, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
ewww

maybe if its your gf or long term girl

but if its like a first date or something.. who does that
yucky
TBH if I read or heard a chick say that it would be over no matter how they looked.
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post 1572127271 01-25-2019, 10:30 PM
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post 1572127361 01-25-2019, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By OutdoorsBrah⏩






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post 1572127381 01-25-2019, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Yeah lmao, I'm a straight up savage srs. Girlfriends always hate it because I'll come in the bathroom and literally sit in front of them chillin/talking while they are pooping and vice versa and will fuk them directly after, still in the bathroom sometimes. (I'm not into chitting or pissing on each other though, that is fukin groce, and you better fukin wipe well after your use the bathroom)
post 1572127781 01-25-2019, 10:48 PM
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Better that she's honest. It could have gone something like the miscer whose GF said she was going to pee real quick. She said shes off to pee while they were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and he knew something was up, he knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and he became suspicious...so he yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, he smashed through the door and he sees her sitting on the toilet seat, he told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so he threw her off, he looked inside the toilet...just as he suspected, a goddam log, "bitch u better pray this isnt yours." He looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at him that he's crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. He told her no need to call the cops, he's breaking up with her. She's some kinda poop whore. and that was that. He felt like a new man and set off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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I've been with my woman for 16 years and I have never seen her chit, neither has she seen me chit. Fukking disgusting MF's ITT.

The day your woman is comfortable to sit there and evacuate her bowels in front of you is the day she no longer considers you worthy of her best/respect.

No wonder so many people get divorced, they get comfortable and stop trying/giving a fuk because they are lazy slobs.
post 1572132491 01-26-2019, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted By munchmeat⏩
havent seen this one in ages lol
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post 1572132811 01-26-2019, 01:06 AM
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Heaven help me I hope she washed her ass before he ate it.
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