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Overweight, unemployed, can't afford to lose weight (Catch 22)
03-27-2019, 07:07 AM
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OP is a legit tard
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03-27-2019, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted By travis801⏩
So did you quit following the porn industry tabloids or what?I want to stick to a strict regiment but I'm not the richest of people right now so I just eat ready made meals, but they are full of sugar, salt, and saturates. I also eat whatever the restaurants and fast food chains in my area have to offer for the nutrients. I try my best to take moderate portions.
However there seems to be a problem, Im barely making progress I've only lost 3 lbs in 2 months. I know its all about calories in calories out so I could just eat 2000 calories worth of bread and peanut butter, but if I dont eat any meat I start to feel sick so thats why I eat whatever the restaurants sell.
The other issue is I have no cooking equipment in my place and am unable to afford any. I only have a kettle and a sink. While I am in this state I am effectively unemployable. I have applied for every job you can imagine, but I am not very appealing with a long time out of work and a weight problem (300lbs).
However there seems to be a problem, Im barely making progress I've only lost 3 lbs in 2 months. I know its all about calories in calories out so I could just eat 2000 calories worth of bread and peanut butter, but if I dont eat any meat I start to feel sick so thats why I eat whatever the restaurants sell.
The other issue is I have no cooking equipment in my place and am unable to afford any. I only have a kettle and a sink. While I am in this state I am effectively unemployable. I have applied for every job you can imagine, but I am not very appealing with a long time out of work and a weight problem (300lbs).
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03-27-2019, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
What use is a pan to me when I don't have a hob? I don't have a hob or an oven.So you're saying you can't go to a thrift store/flea market and buy a pan for a dollar? Or that in your entire life, you never had the ability to buy a pan?
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03-27-2019, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By travis801⏩
Lmao you're right. Just lay down and rot. This is a chitty troll attempt.What use is a pan to me when I don't have a hob? I don't have a hob or an oven.
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03-27-2019, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
No, go on, answer it. With no hob or oven and less than $1 left at the end of every month, what do I do?Lmao you're right. Just lay down and rot. This is a chitty troll attempt.
03-27-2019, 07:29 AM
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It costs zero dollars to eat less. If you're worried about macros buy a fookin multivitamin.
Go foraging for healthy nuts fruits and berries they literally grow on trees. Illegal aliens make good money picking wild berries and mushrooms and chit. Then you lose weight hiking and get free food.
Hell you could even learn to trap small animals and roast them in the forest. Lots of free food out there *******.
Go foraging for healthy nuts fruits and berries they literally grow on trees. Illegal aliens make good money picking wild berries and mushrooms and chit. Then you lose weight hiking and get free food.
Hell you could even learn to trap small animals and roast them in the forest. Lots of free food out there *******.
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03-27-2019, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
He, and I use that word loosely, is a hardcore Democrat and anti-Trumper, so there are very good odds of this.OP do you get any type of welfare? Because welfare is there to cover your basic needs; such as food and shelter.
As for this thread, it's not going anywhere, people. You can give a loser all the sound advice in the world, but they're a loser - which means all they will do is come up with excuses. This fat slob is beneath us all, best to ignore him or just shift entirely to the well-earned mockery he, again I use that loosely, has brought on himself.
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03-27-2019, 07:53 AM
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"can't afford.....to lose weight" -.-
possibly one of the dumbest statements of 2019
especially considering you're talking about eating stuff from restaurants..
you're just trying to mask the lack of motivation and willpower, with an excuse...so you don't feel quite as bad
possibly one of the dumbest statements of 2019
especially considering you're talking about eating stuff from restaurants..
you're just trying to mask the lack of motivation and willpower, with an excuse...so you don't feel quite as bad
03-27-2019, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Ah yes good one.It costs zero dollars to eat less. If you're worried about macros buy a fookin multivitamin.
Go foraging for healthy nuts fruits and berries they literally grow on trees. Illegal aliens make good money picking wild berries and mushrooms and chit. Then you lose weight hiking and get free food.
Hell you could even learn to trap small animals and roast them in the forest. Lots of free food out there *******.
Go foraging for healthy nuts fruits and berries they literally grow on trees. Illegal aliens make good money picking wild berries and mushrooms and chit. Then you lose weight hiking and get free food.
Hell you could even learn to trap small animals and roast them in the forest. Lots of free food out there *******.
I can go out and forage berries, and shoot wild animals. I can take them home and cook them on my kettle right?
03-27-2019, 08:08 AM
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I think at this point we should all just report the OP for trolling. If enough people do, some mod will agree and put the OP where they belong. Nobody is this willfully stupid, he's just being an ass.
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03-27-2019, 08:10 AM
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03-27-2019, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By travis801⏩
Why don't you answer the question of how much you spend on McDonalds and frozen meals every day to maintain your fatass 300# physique?No, go on, answer it. With no hob or oven and less than $1 left at the end of every month, what do I do?
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03-27-2019, 08:12 AM
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You make this thread like twice a year
Every single fukking year
Every year
I have responded to this exact fukking thread multiple times in my lifetime
Stop
Making
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Same
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Every
Fukkking
Year
on a side note, toasting in roll bread all you *******s really need to catch onto op.
Every single fukking year
Every year
I have responded to this exact fukking thread multiple times in my lifetime
Stop
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Every
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on a side note, toasting in roll bread all you *******s really need to catch onto op.
03-27-2019, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
I say the same thing about all the jbrow personas, but people still respond. I wasn't familiar with this one. Aware now.You make this thread like twice a year
Every single fukking year
Every year
I have responded to this exact fukking thread multiple times in my lifetime
Stop
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Every
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on a side note, toasting in roll bread all you *******s really need to catch onto op.
Every single fukking year
Every year
I have responded to this exact fukking thread multiple times in my lifetime
Stop
Making
The
Same
Thread
Every
Fukkking
Year
on a side note, toasting in roll bread all you *******s really need to catch onto op.
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03-27-2019, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
Because that ends the "joke"? If he actually cared and was a legitimately fat person seeking help, he'd answer questions and while probably have some reservations to the advice, would at least adopt some level of being open-minded.Why don't you answer the question of how much you spend on McDonalds and frozen meals every day to maintain your fatass 300# physique?
In this case, that's not how it'll work, he's going to make lame excuses that are intended to upset everyone here who foolishly mistook this for being a real cry for help.
And, I was serious about reporting this, wasting people's time to be an annoying twat over this, with this forum in theory set up to actually be helping each other for situations exactly like this -- that goes against everything this forum should stand for, so fuk him and his lying, red bullchit. Hopefully he gets banned and he can go troll and whine about "Drumpf" somewhere else for a change.
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03-27-2019, 08:32 AM
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You can go to any public park and use one of their BBQ pits to grill chicken that you can usually find for like $1.99 a pound if you shop sales. You can buy a big bag of rice and cook it in a micro-wave or pour your boiling kettle water into it.
Your not too poor to eat healthy. Your just too lazy.
Your not too poor to eat healthy. Your just too lazy.
03-27-2019, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
Done...Because that ends the "joke"? If he actually cared and was a legitimately fat person seeking help, he'd answer questions and while probably have some reservations to the advice, would at least adopt some level of being open-minded.
In this case, that's not how it'll work, he's going to make lame excuses that are intended to upset everyone here who foolishly mistook this for being a real cry for help.
And, I was serious about reporting this, wasting people's time to be an annoying twat over this,with this forum in theory set up to actually be helping each other for situations exactly like this -- that goes against everything this forum should stand for, so fuk him and his lying, red bullchit. Hopefully he gets banned and he can go troll and whine about "Drumpf" somewhere else for a change.
In this case, that's not how it'll work, he's going to make lame excuses that are intended to upset everyone here who foolishly mistook this for being a real cry for help.
And, I was serious about reporting this, wasting people's time to be an annoying twat over this,with this forum in theory set up to actually be helping each other for situations exactly like this -- that goes against everything this forum should stand for, so fuk him and his lying, red bullchit. Hopefully he gets banned and he can go troll and whine about "Drumpf" somewhere else for a change.
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