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Thread: 9/10 of you have jobs that could be learnt in 2 weeks

post 1610894901 07-17-2020, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
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post 1610895191 07-17-2020, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
I didn't say acquire qualifications, i said perform the job. Everything you learn for a degree isn't applied in your day to day.

Jesus christ, you can tell who the sub 90 IQ brahs ITT are
good luck with that as well
post 1610896311 07-17-2020, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
So you didn't make the cut?

Any software developer at the senior level worth his salt knows that they can't be replaced in 2 weeks.
just outsource to Indians, and get some nerd on stackoverflow to fix any bugs. Can always refer to documentation aswell. 2 weeks and you're good
post 1610896491 07-17-2020, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By SwimBrah⏩
good luck with that as well
Sorry to red pill u but its true
post 1610896681 07-17-2020, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Arzec⏩
OP is right lol
So many mad nerds
post 1610896901 07-17-2020, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
2 old coworkers convinced the company to do all their intercompany accounting on this one old buggy POS bolt-on software that sucked total ass. No one else wanted to learn it including me, so these two guys did all the maintenance (which was a lot). It was so buggy, it only half worked and required a ton of customization. One day, 1 of the guys quits for another job.

2 weeks later, guy #2 tells the boss he is moving from Seattle to his lake house in Idaho. Same pay, and he would be 100% remote. If they refused, he told them he would walk out right there and leave the company totally fukked for 6+ months. He fukkin' won. The CFO ok'd it because otherwise the accounting would get royally fukked for months.
lolz alpha
post 1610897611 07-17-2020, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
He was referring to actual jobs.
mathematician is an actual job
post 1610897761 07-17-2020, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
I work contract
Do you strip and perform sex acts for women too or just men?
post 1610897861 07-17-2020, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
Even some stem jobs can be learnt in 2 weeks. A lot of what people learn isn't even utilized or they forget. I've met doctors that are dumb as a bag of chit and I've had to educate them on things (srs)
That's called ignorance and I'm not referring to the doctors
post 1610898041 07-17-2020, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
the majority of u have jobs that can be learnt in a fortnight by any person from sctrach with an IQ of 90 up.

I could just walk into 9/10 of your jobs, learn whatever u do in 2 weeks and go from there
HaHaHa... lol, I phucking wish.
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post 1610898211 07-17-2020, 02:52 PM
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I must be 1/10, EE, I did it in 3 years where it takes most 5
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post 1610898301 07-17-2020, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
You're not as good as u think you are. 2 weeks is all any person with reasonable intelligence and compotence in social interaction needs.


I lol at how people feel they are so skilled and talented. delusions of grandeur
Irony
post 1610898441 07-17-2020, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted By VinnyPazRules⏩
Irony
why? I'm not in the 1/10 crew. I acknowledge my job can be learned in a short period of time
post 1610898641 07-17-2020, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
Sounds like you’ve never had a challenging job before, and you're projecting your experience on the whole market.
100% this^
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post 1610898651 07-17-2020, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By VinnyPazRules⏩
That's called ignorance and I'm not referring to the doctors
Sorry bro but it's true, lol at how the world puts doctors on the pedastal as some omniscient people.
post 1610898751 07-17-2020, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By bangwhosnext⏩
100% this^
Sounds like u think your job is harder than it actually is more like.
post 1610898881 07-17-2020, 02:58 PM
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your welcome to it buddy. i do my job so well no one says **** to me or bothers me which is like the ultimate goal in life...
post 1610898901 07-17-2020, 02:58 PM
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You could learn the library system and how it functions sure, but teaching you to care about the community is something entirely different.
post 1610899001 07-17-2020, 02:59 PM
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BTW its learned, not learnt
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post 1610899071 07-17-2020, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
You could learn the library system and how it functions sure, but teaching you to care about the community is something entirely different.
lol cope, just basic customer service.
post 1610899151 07-17-2020, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By dannyg1217⏩
BTW its learned, not learnt
both are correct.

. Another sub 90 IQ
post 1610899401 07-17-2020, 03:01 PM
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Otay I challenge you to do my job op with 2 weeks of training. Try to not get sued
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post 1610899621 07-17-2020, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
Otay I challenge you to do my job op with 2 weeks of training. Try to not get sued
I'll take 2 weeks of training at the Law School of Samoa. EZ PZ.
post 1610899681 07-17-2020, 03:04 PM
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l m a o

major cope, keep telling yourself that

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post 1610899751 07-17-2020, 03:04 PM
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Good luck with that brah, you're welcome to try
post 1610899801 07-17-2020, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
both are correct.

. Another sub 90 IQ
if OP is in the UK then its acceptable
This is medical *******
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5'7" @ 175
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post 1610899851 07-17-2020, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
Otay I challenge you to do my job op with 2 weeks of training. Try to not get sued
law ain't no thang either. Will require long hours and research but can be competent within 2 weeks
post 1610899901 07-17-2020, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I'll take 2 weeks of training at the Law School of Samoa. EZ PZ.
good luck passing the bar
Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
law ain't no thang either. Will require long hours and research but can be competent within 2 weeks
so you can get a doctorate in 2 weeks?
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post 1610900121 07-17-2020, 03:08 PM
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this ****ing thread and all the people taking the bait

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Originally Posted By dannyg1217⏩
if OP is in the UK then its acceptable
This is medical *******
Germany.

Lol at English being your 1st language and being this dumb.
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