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Thread: VICE: "Why do so many adult men keep their mattresses on the floor?"

post 1613401811 08-13-2020, 03:28 AM
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Amazon has wood bedframes for 150$. Took maybe 20 min to setup and came in a box straight to my front door. Lol at povertycels trying to justify sleeping on the ground like it's alpha.
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Originally Posted By yabbayabba⏩
Your cat looks like one of those kidnapped women that can't say anything but is trying to get your attention with their eyes.
He's not holding me against my will

Lol if you don't realize we own you as cats























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post 1613403151 08-13-2020, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
I want a Futon bed, but they are expensive as fuk here. Forgot what the type in the photo is called though
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
I want a Futon bed, but they are expensive as fuk here. Forgot what the type in the photo is called though
Tatami mattress.
post 1613403751 08-13-2020, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Tatami mattress.
Yes, Tatami was the name. Looks so hnng, but too expensive for me here. Maybe one day
post 1613404051 08-13-2020, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Secks is 10 times better when you're on the floor.
Sloots say that they like chitty bed frames but they change their minds when they start fukking around on the floor.
Mattress is more stable, don't have to worry about rolling off. Doesn't squeak as bad.
GOAT move.
Was debating on whether or not to buy a bed frame, looks like I have my answer
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post 1613404191 08-13-2020, 04:41 AM
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tempted to neg for posting info from a garbage site like vice. who gives even a modicum of a speck of dog schit what these cretins write about?
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Sounds like it's something you have to do just to impress chicks, even though it adds no practical value.

Basically the same as buying the 340i instead of the Stinger.
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Secks is 10 times better when you're on the floor.
Sloots say that they like chitty bed frames but they change their minds when they start fukking around on the floor.
Mattress is more stable, don't have to worry about rolling off. Doesn't squeak as bad.
GOAT move.
Want to know WHY secks is better on the floor?

Don't tell anyone though, this is only for my MISC bros

By eliminating the bounce you get, you can pound way harder and you are way more stable when thrusting using the knees, hips, etc.

When I pound a chick in my bed for a while, I pause for a few seconds, withdraw my special love making madrass from under the bed, then put her on that, and proceed to smash even harder

Blows their mind. Madrass has red stretch sheet color for dat dere hornyness increase. There are a few moves you can do (especially in the misonarry) that goes waaay harder and deeper without the ****ty bounce the bed is stealing from you
post 1613404361 08-13-2020, 04:50 AM
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I have a sick ass bed but prefer to sleep on the floor in the summers, just a duvet or something between me and the floor.. The floor is like massage for your back, you wake up feeling like a million dollars
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
Want to know WHY secks is better on the floor?

Don't tell anyone though, this is only for my MISC bros

By eliminating the bounce you get, you can pound way harder and you are way more stable when thrusting using the knees, hips, etc.

When I pound a chick in my bed for a while, I pause for a few seconds, withdraw my special love making madrass from under the bed, then put her on that, and proceed to smash even harder

Blows their mind. Madrass has red stretch sheet color for dat dere hornyness increase. There are a few moves you can do (especially in the misonarry) that goes waaay harder and deeper without the ****ty bounce the bed is stealing from you
Intredasting
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post 1613404851 08-13-2020, 05:06 AM
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box spring on the floor, mattress on the box spring, built a wood frame that goes around the edge of the box spring and I only did that cause the king size box spring is two pieces and I don't want them shifting apart.

frames put the mattress height too high IMO.
post 1613405501 08-13-2020, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
Intredasting
Think about it

You're on top, on your feet or knees. If you go to fast and hard, the bounce from the bed will cancel your rhythm.

Eliminate the bounce, and you will control the rhythm

It's possible in a bed of course, but you take it to a whole new level on the floor


My fav. destructor position is basically a missionary on a flat surface like this:



But instead of laying on your knees/quads, you sit in a squat-position kind of, on your feet. You will be able to pound way more effective and harder.

Also helps your squat bottom position for lifting. If your dik curves upward, it is over for the girl
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I loled
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Tbh when I finally get my own place its going to look like Rust Cohle’s from True Detective. Just an empty room with a matress and a cross on the wall. Fuk wasting money on furniture
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Do people with beds on the floor not use night stands?
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
Think about it

You're on top, on your feet or knees. If you go to fast and hard, the bounce from the bed will cancel your rhythm.

Eliminate the bounce, and you will control the rhythm

It's possible in a bed of course, but you take it to a whole new level on the floor


My fav. destructor position is basically a missionary on a flat surface like this:



But instead of laying on your knees/quads, you sit in a squat-position kind of, on your feet. You will be able to pound way more effective and harder.

Also helps your squat bottom position for lifting. If your dik curves upward, it is over for the girl
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Originally Posted By BohemianSlav⏩
Tbh when I finally get my own place its going to look like Rust Cohle’s from True Detective. Just an empty room with a matress and a cross on the wall. Fuk wasting money on furniture
Fuk man I was just thinking of doing that myself lol.
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Just lol at *******s who sleep on the floor
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Mattress on the floor = where the monsters going to live?

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I refuse to believe 50% of you buy a mattress and just sit it on the floor, fkn lmao
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Secks is 10 times better when you're on the floor.
Sloots say that they like chitty bed frames but they change their minds when they start fukking around on the floor.
Mattress is more stable, don't have to worry about rolling off. Doesn't squeak as bad.
GOAT move.
you cant do standing while she is on the bed, takes away several positions.
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Originally Posted By ThenGuru⏩
dude, women legit hate that dudes don't give a chit about bed frames.

it's the only reason to own one, because they'll 100% judge you for it

I don't think it's necessary; I'm not in Vietnam worried that a mutant viper is gonna crawl on me from the floor.
I lol
Originally Posted By Johnez⏩
Honestly it's a subconscious sign that the guy doesn't have his chit together. No wonder she's not happy the guys she's banging don't have frames lol. Low quality dudes.
And it is mostly this. If your room is finished looking and you have nice bed linens I highly doubt ladies will care that much.

mattress tossed on the floor + general clutter + no curtains/pictures/real furniture = immature or broke
Originally Posted By KBurn⏩
No one has mentioned the real reason why you need bedframes - mold. Even if you can't be bothered getting one, at least get a basic ass bed base, or a fukking pallet style frame. Lift up your ratty ass beds after a night of lying on it on the floor, and see how damp it's gotten. Don't forget to take a big breath in of black mold spores, it'll give you superpowers like a super headache.



Enjoy $1,800 of black mold.
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
Standing doggy is epic. Not possible without a proper height bedframe.
Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
Want to know WHY secks is better on the floor?

Don't tell anyone though, this is only for my MISC bros

By eliminating the bounce you get, you can pound way harder and you are way more stable when thrusting using the knees, hips, etc.

When I pound a chick in my bed for a while, I pause for a few seconds, withdraw my special love making madrass from under the bed, then put her on that, and proceed to smash even harder
Y'all bad back crew + slayer sex sports miscers might want to check this out:



Suspended beds. Put it on the floor to sleep. Raise it up to dry out. Adjust height for sexy time.

Hit the side with no opposite wall for extra movement or the side with a padded wall behind for more stability like a normal bed. Might want the bed base to be padded and easy to wipe down if you are that freaky.

Maybe some misc engineers and tradies can do a manufacturing start up. We need more made in the US options.

https://homesthetics.net/diy-hanging-bed/
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
just LOL if you dont sleep like this

Well that's one way to make sure sloots don't stay over for breakfast.
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No one is impressed by your bedframe brah. Waste of money with the added benefit of wasted space.

Poverty af
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I have a japanese style mattress (called futon I think) and its 100x more comfortable than a bed.

No mold, no bugs because I dont live in a crack den and I can fold it up and get it out of the way for more room when I wake up.

I honestly dont see the point of a bed frame. It just takes up space, is heavy and doesnt really add anything.
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Well that's one way to make sure sloots don'tstay over for breakfast.
Who wants that anyway?
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Mattress on the floor screams crack den. Get your chit together and get a damn bed frame and keep your place presentable, not just for women, your living space is pretty much a reflection of your current mental state. If you dont give a phuck about keeping a nice and presentable living space, chances are you dont give a phuck about much else either, trust me, Ive been there.
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