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post 1640251503 06-06-2021, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian
Bro I would PAY MONEY To be able to produce a dumpy like that.

God damn that must have felt heavenly coming out. The relief of it all.

Guarantee you the person who let that out was making this face

brah, probably more like this

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Originally Posted By ramimotemem
Not sure if srs, but a very interesting post, in more ways than one.
all his posts are 100% accurate
Originally Posted By JPF82
This.

but telling the misc they're wrong is just a waste of time
Every single rn who works any bedside role likely cleans **** on a daily basis unless you have a cushy job like day surgery or the like. The only place I didn't was in a max wing of a prison
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Originally Posted By MiamiLife305
Staffing issues drive me insane. Especially when it comes to lack of CNA's

CNA's get paid like $10-12 an hour and they literally send them home if the Census slightly drops leaving the Nurses to fend for themselves. Its insane how PROFIT DRIVEN hospitals are
Literally everything you guys are saying is why i got out of medicine

Saw it before i finished
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did a human drop that deuce?
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Ho lee phuk. Between the lols and epic stories of nursebrah....This is why I misc. Autumnal, I will remember the name brah. Hearing sht like this makes me appreciate my life much more.
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
Nothing about the human body is sacred to me anymore. I have watched probably a hundred people die at this point as well, including me destroying their rib cage and having their corpse projectile vomit literal feces during CPR from being so constipated they throw up + choke on their feces (imagine actually dying this way...unbelievable). People crying over their innocent 18 year old daughter on the back of a moped being killed by a drunk driver. Half the time the doctors don't even show up to do anything so you are explaining to people that their family member is dead or a few hours away from death, watching women crawl into beds with their husbands' corpse and crying hysterically. Old folk who should have been allowed to die a long time ago literally rotting away in abject misery, never having any visitors especially with covid restrictions. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There is no way you can remain a compassionate person and be a nurse for more than several years. I would suspect most of us are severely fcked up, and female nurses have a terrible reputation for a reason. There are a few young cancer nurses that still seem kind of chipper and wholesome but I imagine behind the facade they're nuts as well, those types usually are once you get past their exterior. They're usually around 1-2 years into their career still as well.

Don't take the nurse pill that some people try to shill srs. There are easy jobs within it where you aren't cleaning up chit, but if you're working bedside at a hospital, no thanks jeff. And you almost always have to start there.
Absolutely brutal, sorry to hear that you got burned out. On one hand there is a tremendous need for RNs but on the other hand it doesn't seem fair that RNs have to go through what you go through on a daily basis. It's a scary thought that the RN taking care of you is probably a sociopath since I can't imagine a compassionate person being able to do the job. My guess would be young RNs might be normal but old RNs are probably emotionally numb and cold hearted from years of dealing with sickness and death.
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post 1640253803 06-06-2021, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
I just quit my bedside job as an RN of almost six years. I worked emergency department, surgical trauma ICU, and overall float pool for a hospital including being a house supervisor. I cleaned up a lot of disgusting chit, blood, vomit, urine, every body fluid imaginable. As a job it's terrible and patients are annoying as fck. Body fluids are not even the worst part of the job since it's something you become use to, it's that patients have become so unbelievably annoying and hospitals used covid as a way to get their nurses used to being treated like chit. As degrading as it is, I will wipe obese peoples' ass for 100k and listen to the scum of the earth whine about their fake pain for opiates, but not when everything else about being an RN is trash. Healthcare workers are leaving the bedside in droves. Wouldn't recommend the job to anyone unless you're doing some cush PACU role or something. You definitely don't want to be dealing with multiple patients for extended periods of time.

What is the point of this lie? You don't even see LPNs nowadays in acute care hospitals. This is obviously from some random city emergency department, some old lady probably came in from a nursing home after being constipated for two months and died squeezing out this monster wider than her entire rectal canal. No one you see in that photo is an LPN. CNA or RN with some cheeky EMTs in the back, but hot young girls are almost never CNAs.
I feel you man lmao, give me my 120k and peace out. Pts are annoying but their stupid ass family members who they haven’t seen in 2yrs coming in and chitting on the RN to show their fam that they somehow care is infuriating. Last week had a guy going to hospice, old military fuk(love those guys, best stories) ask me if it was worth it doing what I do, I said sometimes maybe but usually not. He was like yeah, it must suck, thanks for your honesty.

Now that hospitals get paid on if the pt thinks they were treated right, it’s now a service industry, can’t wait to get out of bedside, looking for a good paying option. Fun fact, our house sup recently quit and went back to ICU RN, said it was miserable.

Fun fact #2, I know that hospital in OPs pic, used to work there. Those RNs got in trouble for sharing that pic on FB, that’s how it started.
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post 1640253813 06-06-2021, 02:10 AM
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im surprised that actually passed and didnt need to be surgically removed...
post 1640254123 06-06-2021, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted By MiamiLife305
Staffing issues drive me insane. Especially when it comes to lack of CNA's

CNA's get paid like $10-12 an hour and they literally send them home if the Census slightly drops leaving the Nurses to fend for themselves. Its insane how PROFIT DRIVEN hospitals are
Yes, it’s fuking insane. Hospitals biggest cost are RNs and retention. If you just add literally 1 fuking CNA to a unit, they make $12 an hour, it would alleviate most pt concerns and nurses would stay.
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post 1640254133 06-06-2021, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
Nothing about the human body is sacred to me anymore. I have watched probably a hundred people die at this point as well, including me destroying their rib cage and having their corpse projectile vomit literal feces during CPR from being so constipated they throw up + choke on their feces (imagine actually dying this way...unbelievable). People crying over their innocent 18 year old daughter on the back of a moped being killed by a drunk driver. Half the time the doctors don't even show up to do anything so you are explaining to people that their family member is dead or a few hours away from death, watching women crawl into beds with their husbands' corpse and crying hysterically. Old folk who should have been allowed to die a long time ago literally rotting away in abject misery, never having any visitors especially with covid restrictions. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There is no way you can remain a compassionate person and be a nurse for more than several years. I would suspect most of us are severely fcked up, and female nurses have a terrible reputation for a reason. There are a few young cancer nurses that still seem kind of chipper and wholesome but I imagine behind the facade they're nuts as well, those types usually are once you get past their exterior. They're usually around 1-2 years into their career still as well.

Don't take the nurse pill that some people try to shill srs. There are easy jobs within it where you aren't cleaning up chit, but if you're working bedside at a hospital, no thanks jeff. And you almost always have to start there.
I had no idea you could choke on chit... I would have figured all sorts of stuff would fail before someone got that stuffed up.
post 1640255253 06-06-2021, 03:04 AM
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never knew you could projectile vomit your own feces, interdasting.
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why she is carrying it openly?
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post 1640255373 06-06-2021, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted By gtg
why she is carrying it openly?
showing off the poopmogger's impressive work
post 1640255573 06-06-2021, 03:15 AM
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get on the phone with the european fecal standards & measurements board in Zürich
post 1640257893 06-06-2021, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
Because I have testosterone.

This one girl in college's room was a mess and her panties were in the middle of the floor with an obvious **** stain. That was before I became a nurse and back at the time I did not even want to touch patients in nursing school because most of them are gross. You get desensitized. Probably still would have fcked her if she came on to me but it completely stopped me from putting any moves on her. Four years later I'm dealing with cancer patients on chemo chitting out their entire mucoid lining of their stomach.

It's sad though, people shouldn't mock nurses for it---these people are incredibly sick and you can't let a person incapable of helping themselves lay in their own filth. The process of a person dying or being ill in general is a very depressing and humiliating process, not something anyone wants to go through. Most people do not understand the big difference between being sick and healthy until they're sick, and most of the time it's just an annoyance that fades and you forgot about it. There are few things any sane autonomous individual wants to do less than **** themselves and have someone else clean it up, and no one is excited to deal with foul body fluids.

I hope you brahs who use this as a way to mock murses never end up helpless as a baby with someone having to clean you up and do every single thing for you. I do hate the fat disgusting fcks who aren't truly sick beyond their self-induced issues. While I would probably be fcked if I was doxxed and it was linked to me saying this, I hate these people more than anything srs.
Good posts Opie. I appreciate your perspective. It’s easy to mock the “hero nurse” meme but at the same time we should appreciate what nurses do. I worked hospital security for 3 years and saw this all up close. Our role was to stand by so we didn’t usually get our hands dirty - unless the patients were fighting, etc. Your stories definitely bring me back to those days.
post 1640260323 06-06-2021, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
Nothing about the human body is sacred to me anymore. I have watched probably a hundred people die at this point as well, including me destroying their rib cage and having their corpse projectile vomit literal feces during CPR from being so constipated they throw up + choke on their feces (imagine actually dying this way...unbelievable). People crying over their innocent 18 year old daughter on the back of a moped being killed by a drunk driver.Half the time the doctors don't even show up to do anything so you are explaining to people that their family member is dead or a few hours away from death,watching women crawl into beds with their husbands' corpse and crying hysterically. Old folk who should have been allowed to die a long time ago literally rotting away in abject misery, never having any visitors especially with covid restrictions. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There is no way you can remain a compassionate person and be a nurse for more than several years.I would suspect most of us are severely fcked up, and female nurses have a terrible reputation for a reason. There are a few young cancer nurses that still seem kind of chipper and wholesome but I imagine behind the facade they're nuts as well, those types usually are once you get past their exterior. They're usually around 1-2 years into their career still as well.

Don't take the nurse pill that some people try to shill srs. There are easy jobs within it where you aren't cleaning up chit, but if you're working bedside at a hospital, no thanks jeff. And you almost always have to start there.
1B: I believe it. If anything doctors just give the news as blunt and harsh as they can before dipping out and the nurse has to be there to fix it from what i've heard.

2B I also believe it and convinced almost that the male nurses would just become cold/emotionless from what he's seen. On some "Work was the same, another daughter died today, then a 7 yr old came in ran over by the car..nothing new" type chit if that makes sense.

Originally Posted By JPF82
This.

but telling the misc they're wrong is just a waste of time
It's always a more brighter day when you remember the misc don't know a lot about jobs they talk chit about.
Originally Posted By Autumnal
I just quit my bedside job as an RN of almost six years. I worked emergency department, surgical trauma ICU, and overall float pool for a hospital including being a house supervisor. I cleaned up a lot of disgusting chit, blood, vomit, urine, every body fluid imaginable. As a job it's terrible and patients are annoying as fck. Body fluids are not even the worst part of the job since it's something you become use to, it's that patients have become so unbelievably annoying and hospitals used covid as a way to get their nurses used to being treated like chit. As degrading as it is, I will wipe obese peoples' ass for 100k and listen to the scum of the earth whine about their fake pain for opiates, but not when everything else about being an RN is trash. Healthcare workers are leaving the bedside in droves.Wouldn't recommend the job to anyone unless you're doing some cush PACU role or something.You definitely don't want to be dealing with multiple patients for extended periods of time.

What is the point of this lie? You don't even see LPNs nowadays in acute care hospitals. This is obviously from some random city emergency department, some old lady probably came in from a nursing home after being constipated for two months and died squeezing out this monster wider than her entire rectal canal. No one you see in that photo is an LPN. CNA or RN with some cheeky EMTs in the back, but hot young girls are almost never CNAs.
Nursing seems to weed out a lot of people or pull people's card when it comes to the job. You get to see who's really about helping people even though they're burnout versus who's in it for the paycheck, despite the fact that there's other jobs that are less stressful and pay more. You worked ER but didn't transfer full time to that unit? Seems like a lot of male nurses are at the ER and ICU unit so i figured it'd be still stressful, but less than bedside.
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
Nothing about the human body is sacred to me anymore. I have watched probably a hundred people die at this point as well, including me destroying their rib cage and having their corpse projectile vomit literal feces during CPR from being so constipated they throw up + choke on their feces (imagine actually dying this way...unbelievable). People crying over their innocent 18 year old daughter on the back of a moped being killed by a drunk driver. Half the time the doctors don't even show up to do anything so you are explaining to people that their family member is dead or a few hours away from death, watching women crawl into beds with their husbands' corpse and crying hysterically. Old folk who should have been allowed to die a long time ago literally rotting away in abject misery, never having any visitors especially with covid restrictions. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

There is no way you can remain a compassionate person and be a nurse for more than several years. I would suspect most of us are severely fcked up, and female nurses have a terrible reputation for a reason. There are a few young cancer nurses that still seem kind of chipper and wholesome but I imagine behind the facade they're nuts as well, those types usually are once you get past their exterior. They're usually around 1-2 years into their career still as well.

Don't take the nurse pill that some people try to shill srs. There are easy jobs within it where you aren't cleaning up chit, but if you're working bedside at a hospital, no thanks jeff. And you almost always have to start there.
Fking brootal brah.

Goddamn, don't you just sometimes, look back to when you were a child with so many possibilities and dreams, and everything was so beautiful and amazing, then look yourself in the mirror and say, "How the **** did I end up here, wtf am I doing with my life?"

I'm not even trolling you, its just the average life for us the bottom population, can turn out to be so completely ****ed up.

Respect for what you have been through, I know your job is ultra necessary, but that shiet is beyond fuked bro, I hope things get better for you.
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Originally Posted By Autumnal
I just quit my bedside job as an RN of almost six years. I worked emergency department, surgical trauma ICU, and overall float pool for a hospital including being a house supervisor. I cleaned up a lot of disgusting chit, blood, vomit, urine, every body fluid imaginable. As a job it's terrible and patients are annoying as fck. Body fluids are not even the worst part of the job since it's something you become use to, it's that patients have become so unbelievably annoying and hospitals used covid as a way to get their nurses used to being treated like chit. As degrading as it is, I will wipe obese peoples' ass for 100k and listen to the scum of the earth whine about their fake pain for opiates, but not when everything else about being an RN is trash. Healthcare workers are leaving the bedside in droves. Wouldn't recommend the job to anyone unless you're doing some cush PACU role or something. You definitely don't want to be dealing with multiple patients for extended periods of time.

What is the point of this lie? You don't even see LPNs nowadays in acute care hospitals. This is obviously from some random city emergency department, some old lady probably came in from a nursing home after being constipated for two months and died squeezing out this monster wider than her entire rectal canal. No one you see in that photo is an LPN. CNA or RN with some cheeky EMTs in the back, but hot young girls are almost never CNAs.
i will print this out and keep it in my wallet and when i have a bad day at work read it and remember that i could be cleaning up turns and wiping asses for less money
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Originally Posted By Tanerian
Bro I would PAY MONEY To be able to produce a dumpy like that.

God damn that must have felt heavenly coming out. The relief of it all.

Guarantee you the person who let that out was making this face

large thick objects feel great penetrating our anus doesnt it?
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