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post 1651635483 11-28-2021, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Haha - rep on recharge. But he's King Charles Cavalier Spaniel

No wonder he ate that chit.

If you feed him what you're cooking up I don't fukkn blame him.

Tempted to neg you for how dry that meat looks. Looks like you microwaved it for 35 mins
post 1651642863 11-28-2021, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
We cleaned it up the best we could, and it was a struggle to keep the dog out of that area. We finally let up on our diligence and he beeliined it to the sh*t area and he found whatever was left there so we had to do another bath for him. At that point I'd had it and got on the phone with the roofer's wife, ready for her to deny it.

She said in 20 years in biz she's never had this happen. I said how does she know? Without this particular sh*t sniffing dog I'd have never found out about the human crap in my yard. Then she backed off and said maybe someone was sick and she is truly sorry if that was the case. She came over in about 2 hours with a bottle of wine and some grass seed. I think her husband must have told her his grandson had diarrhea and couldn't hold it, so he let the boy take a crap by our fence.

We fenced off that area with a plastic fence to keep the dog out and we are ready to put the episode behind us. I wonder if any money can be made from having an expert human sh*t sniffing dog.

Btw: there is nothing more rank than the smell of human sh*t. I'd take animal sh*t over it any day. Humans are truly disgusting.
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post 1651643383 11-28-2021, 04:07 PM
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her son takes a **** in your back yard and bitch brings a bottle of wine to apologize? fuk that I would rage
post 1651643583 11-28-2021, 04:11 PM
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Guessing the wine was a shartonnay

Perhaps a pinot diarrhegio
post 1651643663 11-28-2021, 04:13 PM
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I hope your dog doesn't get shingles from that roofer chit
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post 1651643723 11-28-2021, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
No wonder he ate that chit.

If you feed him what you're cooking up I don't fukkn blame him.

Tempted to neg you for how dry that meat looks. Looks like you microwaved it for 35 mins
He doesn't eat human food. I feed him 100% raw diet, just raw meat, ground bones, and some vegetables. That meal is leftovers (brisket). He was at the table begging.
post 1651645343 11-28-2021, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Guessing the wine was a chitraz

Perhaps a pinot diarrhegio
cabernasty sauvigno-thx-jeff
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post 1651651073 11-28-2021, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
cabernasty sauvigno-thx-jeff
Chateau de la shyte

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Pinch-off nior

Hosé
Damn
post 1651651363 11-28-2021, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Haha - rep on recharge. But he's King Charles Cavalier Spaniel

That dog looks like its waiting for you to finish that bland ass meal and take a ****. Creepy ass **** eating dog.
post 1651651923 11-28-2021, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
That dog looks like its waiting for you to finish that bland ass meal and take a ****. Creepy ass **** eating dog.
Kudos to all the posters itt who are or must have married Julia Child, 5 star gourmet chefs.
post 1651668523 11-29-2021, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Kudos to all the posters itt who are or must have married Julia Child, 5 star gourmet chefs.
Due to 10+ years of consistent bodybuilding and persistent knowledge-gaining in the kitchen, I have made myself into a julia childs, 5 star gourmet chef, albeit with a hairy ass sack, a pungent taint, and a hang-low.
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post 1651669083 11-29-2021, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Haha - rep on recharge. But he's King Charles Cavalier Spaniel

That beef looks fuking disgusting wtf did you do to it?
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Fukin mall cop neg police of piss
post 1651674153 11-29-2021, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
That beef looks fuking disgusting wtf did you do to it?
It's heated up left overs. Just like if you bring home leftovers from a 3 star Michelin restaurant and heat them up the next day, they aren't going to look as good as when it was presented to you freshly cooked and plated.

Plus it's brisket which is the toughest meat even if it's cooked slow and tender AF, it's still gonna look a little dry when reheated. The person eating this didn't want the gravy, so this is how it looked.
post 1651674383 11-29-2021, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Due to 10+ years of consistent bodybuilding and persistent knowledge-gaining in the kitchen, I have made myself into a julia childs, 5 star gourmet chef, albeit with a hairy ass sack, a pungent taint,and a hang-low.
Then should your user name be "nutsarefallin"?
post 1651674883 11-29-2021, 07:56 AM
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From my experience, roofers are halfway to still being cavemen. Builders in general aren't much more civilised.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1651675043 11-29-2021, 08:02 AM
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Neighbor decided to check out his under-construction house after the tradies had left for the day. Turned out they had strung up a sheet in the attic for a little privacy and were just covering up the poop with the blown in loose insulation.
Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
I don't have time to install cameras before the gutters get done but I'm getting a few of these to put around the property before the come back to dissuade them.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Defiant-...ISCD/205595538
We used to have one of these in the men's room over the urinal. Many LOLs were had.
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post 1651675503 11-29-2021, 08:12 AM
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FYI, this is what the brisket looked like the day before, when it was made. Trust me when I say it was perfectly cooked.




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post 1651677293 11-29-2021, 08:55 AM
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Roofers gonna roof









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post 1651678273 11-29-2021, 09:20 AM
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pics of roofers? ill bet we can identify him boyo
post 1651678453 11-29-2021, 09:23 AM
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Bro, just let them ise your shiitter
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Came in for pics
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post 1651679133 11-29-2021, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Guessing the wine was a shartonnay

Perhaps a pinot diarrhegio
post 1651680363 11-29-2021, 10:07 AM
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As a teenager, I worked at a chimney sweeping company. The dudes used to take pisses on people's roofs all the fuking time.

It seems that people who work on roofs like to excrete on or near the structure, perhaps to mark their tradie-tory.
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If you bring in some landscapers, do you think they'd chit on your roof?
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
If you bring in some landscapers, do you think they'd chit on your roof?
tfw you hire all vegan, all organic landscapers so they can fertilize your roses so that you can finally fuking win that community gardening award that consists of a plastic trophy and a 25$ appleby's giftcard.
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