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post 1651254933 11-21-2021, 06:01 PM
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Roofers took a sh*t in my backyard

.... and we caught my dog eating it. He got it all over his fur, feet, floppy ears. It was a huge mess to clean him up.

People are disgusting pigs and now I have to put about 5 more cameras in my backyard so I can catch these disgusting assh*les in action.
post 1651255013 11-21-2021, 06:02 PM
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post 1651255103 11-21-2021, 06:04 PM
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post 1651255193 11-21-2021, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
.... and we caught my dog eating it. He got it all over his fur, feet, floppy ears. It was a huge mess to clean him up.

People are disgusting pigs and now I have to put about 5 more cameras in my backyardso I can catch these disgusting assh*les in action.
Literally
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1651255243 11-21-2021, 06:06 PM
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Should I confront the owner of the roofing company? Seriously my dog might be ill tonight because of it.

They aren't done with the job they are coming back to do gutters on Tuesday.
post 1651255293 11-21-2021, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
.... and we caught my dog eating it. He got it all over his fur, feet, floppy ears. It was a huge mess to clean him up.

People are disgusting pigs and now I have to put about 5 more cameras in my backyard so I can catch these disgusting assh*les in action.
invite them over again for round 2 but dont let them know about the cameras. a small price to pay for a lifetime of embarassment for those scumz
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post 1651255323 11-21-2021, 06:08 PM
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post 1651255443 11-21-2021, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Should I confront the owner of the roofing company? Seriously my dog might be ill tonight because of it.

They aren't done with the job they are coming back to do gutters on Tuesday.
dog will be fine, it's part of their diet. i left some logs outside years back and my dog ate it all wholesale, she ran back in and licked my stepdadds face all over while he played videogames. probably the coolest thing i ever saw
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post 1651255493 11-21-2021, 06:11 PM
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Report back with pics and vids lol.
post 1651255523 11-21-2021, 06:12 PM
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Cover your roof in line to get even
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post 1651255673 11-21-2021, 06:13 PM
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Imagine the smells.
post 1651255893 11-21-2021, 06:17 PM
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Pics of sh*t ??
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post 1651256013 11-21-2021, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Rooney15⏩
Pics of sh*t ??
It was dark. I could barely see it. Had to clean it up using my headlamp.
post 1651256323 11-21-2021, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By stezus⏩
dog will be fine, it's part of their diet. i left some logs outside years back and my dog ate it all wholesale, she ran back in and licked my stepdadds face all over while he played videogames. probably the coolest thing i ever saw
Fuark. Why do dogs eat chit? Nastiest thing I’ve ever heard
post 1651256423 11-21-2021, 06:23 PM
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My stepdad owned a construction business.

I helped him on some jobs when I was younger. I picked up a board and underneath the board was chit. He told me it definitely came from roofers, and that it was a regular occurrence.

No disrespect to roofers, srs, but I LOL when I recall what he told me that day: "Son, roofers are created when their mom's get fuked up the ass to make chit babies." I lold hard.

Edit: he also told me to watch out for Texas Tea in the mountain dew bottles
post 1651256543 11-21-2021, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
Fuark. Why do dogs eat chit? Nastiest thing I’ve ever heard
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post 1651256703 11-21-2021, 06:27 PM
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Roofers gon' roof
post 1651256823 11-21-2021, 06:29 PM
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In all srsness that's ****ed up real hard. I would find out where they live and **** on their daughter's bed if they pulled that with me
post 1651256913 11-21-2021, 06:31 PM
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post 1651256963 11-21-2021, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
Fuark. Why do dogs eat chit? Nastiest thing I’ve ever heard
it's not part of their diet

chit has nasty bacteria.

their stomach is stronger than ours as they're mostly scavengers out in the wild. look at hyenas eating dead chit

edit: interesting. looks like domesticated dogs are mostly from wolves and not hyenas. hyenas are more close to felines.. but they're still mostly scavengers
post 1651257023 11-21-2021, 06:34 PM
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post 1651257053 11-21-2021, 06:34 PM
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post 1651257163 11-21-2021, 06:36 PM
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post 1651257273 11-21-2021, 06:39 PM
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Ah yes the diabolical chocolate tradie snake I mean legend has it the first pharaoh of Egypt stepped directly in the middle of a fresh butterscotchy one while he was touring the construction of the sphinx and he had to scrape his sandal on a rock for like ten minutes and even after that he could smell it the entire ride home
post 1651257353 11-21-2021, 06:40 PM
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Find out where they live, and next time they're working on your roof, go break into their houses while they're working on your roof, and take a sh*t on their bed
post 1651257573 11-21-2021, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
My stepdad owned a construction business.

I helped him on some jobs when I was younger. I picked up a board and underneath the board was chit. He told me it definitely came from roofers, and that it was a regular occurrence.

No disrespect to roofers, srs, but I LOL when I recall what he told me that day: "Son, roofers are created when their mom's get fuked up the ass to make chit babies." I lold hard.

Edit: he also told me to watch out for Texas Tea in the mountain dew bottles
It's for safety reasons, you have to be as light as possible in case there's a weak spot on the roof and if you have a pound or two of chit you might exceed the limit
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1651257703 11-21-2021, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Ah yes the diabolical chocolate tradie snake I mean legend has it the first pharaoh of Egypt stepped directly in the middle of a fresh butterscotchy one while he was touring the construction of the sphinx and he had to scrape his sandal on a rock for like ten minutes and even after that he could smell it the entire ride home
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