Did this a few times luckily with my garage speaker and nobody was home. Hopefully no neighbors were walking by

both mom and dad are pretending srs

There are some truly awful women out there that men just accept. Take what they can get attitude.


On the other hand there are probably a lot of awkward moments or even ruined relationships because some husbands won’t straight up won’t ask their wives for what they want.


If you have a decent woman 99% of the time if you say “I want to do this to you” or “I’d like to try this” she’ll probably say “oh I didn’t know you wanted that” and go along with it.


The woman in the OP probably keeps her bra on when she fuks.

its one thing to get caught fapping, but imagine getting caught fapping to some robot ass fker 3000. LOL that brah dun goofd hard

Yeah a lot can be solved with good communication and if a woman doesn't wanna get slapped in the face or do full nelson anal or whatever weird chit that would be understandable. But a blowjob is just one of the most basic things of a successful sex life.

have fired up some pron on my tablet and got no sound only to realize it was connected to the bluetooth speaker out on my deck just below the bedroom.
it was 10 at night and only person who could of heard it was my late 80's neighbor.
i make sure to turn that chit off now.

Update:

I've been wanting to find out more since starting the thread and was keeping an eye out for my neighbor - his name is Sid, i'll call him that from now on.

I go outside this evening for a smoke and there he is sitting in a chair outside in the sun drinking a beer and not looking happy.

I shout over to him and he jumps up and comes over and the first thing he says is "do you fancy a drink?" i say yeah and he asks to come over. He arrives 2 mins later with a bottle of rum and asks me if i have a cigar i could give him (he doesn't smoke). I give him one and we have a drink and some chit chat and then he says.

"I'm sorry if you heard any shouting last night we had a bit of an argument when Jordan (his son) came home."

He then tells me what happened.

he spoke with Jordan and told him he was cool with the porn and that everyone has watched porn at some point even himself.

Sid had since spoke with his wife (Nancy) and told her that Jordan was embarrassed and had told him what it was and she didn't need to know and it was nothing shady and was quite normal porn these days for people to watch and Jordan had been sent it by a friend and had only been aroused because the woman was hot and not because she was taking a giant dildo in her ass at 1000 RPM.

Nancy said she would drop it and she wanted Jordan to come home.

He comes home, but has been drinking (dutch courage?) and everything is cool, but a bit awkward.

The next thing Sid hears arguing and goes through and here is Nancy going mental saying to Jordan he had better sort his life out and stop watching "sick pornos".

Well, Jordan flipped his lid and says "Why are you having a go at me when dad also watches porn, have a go at him" but Nancy ignores him and says she doesn't give a chit if Sid watches porn and she is only concerned with her son turning into a good man and not some sicko (her words).

Jordan still inebriated from the alcohol turns around to his mother and says

"AND DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU ALSO DON'T LIKE A GOOD FAP!!!"

She is horrified and tells Sid to do something about it and he tells Jordan he is out of order and to apologise, but instead the idiot goes on a rant about how she is clueless about the world and it escalates to where he calls her a "C*NT".

Sid tells him to get out of the house whilst Nancy is in tears, but instead he runs up the stairs and into their bedroom.

He appears a moment later and just as he is leaving he launches a dildo at the both of them nearly missing Sids head and it lands on the floor.....vibrating.

He calls them hippocrates and says at least he only watched sick porn and doesn't do it in real life, unlike them and leaves.

Sid is standing looking at the vibrator having never seen it before and automatically thinks Jordan must be shoving it up his ass and realises how lucky it was that he didn't burst into Jordans room the night when they heard the porn to find this vibrator shoved in his ass. He wonders if Jordan is bisexual.

Nancy breaks down and says she cant take it anymore and is going to stay at her mothers for a couple of days and packs stuff and leaves.

Sid is raging and calls Jordan and tells him he was out of order for throwing a vibrator at his mother and how he can take that and any other sex toys and get them out of his house.

Jordan laughs and says it isn't his and he had found it stashed in their bedroom wardrobe one day when he was looking for something.

Sid realises and calls Nancy and she tells him she doesn't want to talk to him.

Anyway, to cut another long story short, Jordan is back home and Nancy is at her mothers and Sid is planning to divorce her for a few reasons and not because she had a secret dildo. He told me it hasn't been working for some time now and Jordans porn escapade just brought it all to the surface.

He then asks me if i know anyone who can get him some weed lol.

He finished his cigar and said he was heading home to order a pizza with Jordan.

Fuced up or what?

This has to be one of the best trolls ever on this forum....

Sid, Nancy, and Jordan....

have you tards ever heard of The Sex Pistols????

I go out for a quart of milk… I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

LOl i just googled it and yes it seems Sid Vicious had a girlfriend called Nancy and they had a friend called Jordan, but it is just a coincidence.