I was out smoking a cigar yesterday and bumped into my neighbor and we start chatting and to cut a long story short he tells me his son has moved out, so I ask why?

My neighbour and his wife awoke a week ago at 2am to the sound of a woman screaming.

They freaked out and jumped out of bed only to realise the screaming was coming from their en-suite bathroom.

They open the bathroom door only to realise the screaming is coming from the Bluetooth speaker which is built into the light fixture.

They realise quickly that someone is connected to the Bluetooth, but cannot tell if someone is getting severely railed or murdered.

The speaker was playing at full volume, so they vacated the room and headed straight to their sons room to check on him first.

They bust into the room to (you guessed it) their son fapping.

Fapping in front of a 32’ monitor to some chick who was strapped doggystyle to a table and getting pounded in the ass by a fu*in machine with a monster dildo. The mother has no idea what it is and goes mental and starts asking him wtf is he watching and what are the doing to this poor woman.

She thought it was a torture or snuff video.

Of course she asks her husband and he loled when he told me this, but he had to tell her he didn’t know, but told me he knew full well.

So this left the mother demanding her son tell her he isn’t some sick rapist serial killer.

Anyway, the son had gone into their bedroom and used the en-suite shower earlier that day and had connected his laptop to the Bluetooth speaker to play music whilst showering.

As luck would have it the Bluetooth speaker is only available when you turn on the light in the bathroom and this evening his wife had forgotten to turn the light off before they went to sleep.

The son’s laptop (unknown to him) connected to it and you know the rest.

He cannot face his mother and refuses to say what he was watching, so he is now staying at a friends.

My neighbour says he is still trying to get it resolved without telling his wife why he knows what was going on. He says there is no way she could handle the thought that him and her son may be watching or has watched stuff like this.

She was horrified and not just because of what she saw, but because her son was fapping to it.

I ask him what she thinks it is and he told me she thinks it was some kind of rapist robot that someone had made, like a Mandingo robocop.

But her real concern is the girl was being made to do it, because it was filmed in some warehouse / shed dungeon type thing.

As soon as I went home I started checking my Bluetooth connections.

cliffs?

Thread title is the cliffs

lmao

is the wife hot?

It depends how you define hot. Big firm titties, an ok face but average and an ok body and ass, but no booty.

Most miscers would probably bang her, but I’d call her average. if she dolled herself up maybe just above average, but she isn’t stunning.

If she came to my house and told me she wanted to jerk me off with her titties I wouldn’t fight her off.

That situation is my worst nightmare, I have Bluetooth shyt all over my house.

Tough situation. That kid is obviously super embarrassed, but as a parent, talking about it will probably make things worse and more awkward for him. I think they just "pretend" it never happened and let it blow over. (Super Ded fkn Srs)

I’m confused by the title. Is the wife of your neighbor not also your neighbor?

What kind of pron was it? Can you imagine?

just lol at that ****. like when you plug in headphones but the audio output is still set to speakers.

headphones on, but speakers are playing

didn't happen to me




actually a guy I knew it happened to


he told me about it

video please, sounds good

i kinda got caught when i was a kid.this was before everyone in the house had dvd players.only dvd player was in my dads bedroom and i had a dvd porno.right after my dad goes to work i start watching and getting ready to crank it.he came home because he forgot something and luckily i barely heard him come back.i run out of his room but was too late.he saw me coming out of his room and asked me what i was doing.told him i was watching a porno.ended up getting a dvd player for christmas that year lol

I know this is a copy/pasta thread but.........

Who the fuk cares?

Like 50% of 14yo boys are addicted to porn already..... 90% have seen it by age 13.

NOW. If posted this before. But the 1st time i watched porn was age 12 at my friends house
He had homemade tapes of his parents fucjing/sucking dick .... the Mom i knew since kindergarten... ****ed me up mane.... srs

My first gym I was apart of was a family ran gym. The dad and oldest son were pretty terrible people which is why so many people would leave after a while for different reasons but the mother was super nice. Usually 1 of the three was there at some point during the day along with maybe a single staff member but sometimes just themselves. One day the dad is in his back office behind the front desk by himself which had a stained glass film on the window so no one could see in and the door was closed. Porn started playing over the music and wasn't stopping and someone had to knock on his door and tell him everyone knew what he was doing in the back office. He didn't come back in for about a month.

Talk to Andrew Tate lately?

Yes he is trying to find a way to go about it, but the wife is convinced it is some type of robot because the son is always banging on about AI and bitcoin and a few weeks before had shown her a Boston dynamics video.

He said you could only see the metal rod attached to the dildo and her imagination has added that it must be connected to a robot, and she is right it kinda is, but not one with two arms and legs.

Her theory is no woman would want to bang a robot or take a baseball bat thick cawk in the ass so that’s why they tied her up.

Even if they tell her I don’t think it will make much difference as seeing this giant phallus pounding this girls screaming ass and her son fapping to it has put an horrible image in her head and what her son is into.

I mean, of all things to see. Obviously wouldn’t have been so bad if it was just two people having sex.

My neighbour has told me about her before when he was drunk and how she has never sucked his cawk even though he has tried to get her into it, she also doesn’t like getting eaten out in all the time they’ve been together and he’s thought about leaving her in the past.

She sounds neurotic as fukk. The husband needs to step in as an alpha and tell her to stfu and suck his cock. (Super Ded fkn Srs)

It's funny how sheltered/naive some women are.

lmfao

this dude can't face his mom because she caught him beating off?


bro, moms catch sons beating off. that is what happens.


why is she being so weird about it though? people masturbate. It is a thing.

This feels like an aware thread and I’m not aware.

Lol what age are these people that the chick has never heard of a fuk machine?

The wife was mad because it was a machine instead of 10 inch Tony

This happened to my friends. Was using noise canceling headphones. They weren't plugged in. Could barely hear the pron so he kept turning it up until he could hear it.

Turns out it was playing on his external speakers and it was full blast loud as **** (he had Boise oise cancelers on). His door was locked and his mom and dad were banging hard on the door trying to get him to open up and turn it down(had little siblings in the house hearing it). Didn't notice for awhile lol.

Incredible OP,















I was out smoking a cigar yesterday and bumped into my neighbor and we start chatting and to cut a long story short he tells me his son has moved out, so I ask why?

My neighbour and his wife awoke a week ago at 2am to the sound of a woman screaming.

They freaked out and jumped out of bed only to realise the screaming was coming from their en-suite bathroom.

They open the bathroom door only to realise the screaming is coming from the Bluetooth speaker which is built into the light fixture.

They realise quickly that someone is connected to the Bluetooth, but cannot tell if someone is getting severely railed or murdered.

The speaker was playing at full volume, so they vacated the room and headed straight to their sons room to check on him first.

They bust into the room to (you guessed it) their son fapping.

Fapping in front of a 32’ monitor to some chick who was strapped doggystyle to a table and getting pounded in the ass by a fu*in machine with a monster dildo. The mother has no idea what it is and goes mental and starts asking him wtf is he watching and what are the doing to this poor woman.

She thought it was a torture or snuff video.

Of course she asks her husband and he loled when he told me this, but he had to tell her he didn’t know, but told me he knew full well.

So this left the mother demanding her son tell her he isn’t some sick rapist serial killer.

Anyway, the son had gone into their bedroom and used the en-suite shower earlier that day and had connected his laptop to the Bluetooth speaker to play music whilst showering.

As luck would have it the Bluetooth speaker is only available when you turn on the light in the bathroom and this evening his wife had forgotten to turn the light off before they went to sleep.

The son’s laptop (unknown to him) connected to it and you know the rest.

He cannot face his mother and refuses to say what he was watching, so he is now staying at a friends.

My neighbour says he is still trying to get it resolved without telling his wife why he knows what was going on. He says there is no way she could handle the thought that him and her son may be watching or has watched stuff like this.

She was horrified and not just because of what she saw, but because her son was fapping to it.

I ask him what she thinks it is and he told me she thinks it was some kind of rapist robot that someone had made, like a Mandingo robocop.

But her real concern is the girl was being made to do it, because it was filmed in some warehouse / shed dungeon type thing.

As soon as I went home I started checking my Bluetooth connections.

Lmfao

This has happened to so many of my friends.

Would have a talk with my son about being a cuck and threaten to take him out with me as his wingman to try and get him some tail.

The idea of me doing that would probably seem realistic and horrifying enough to the kiddo to rethink things.


Although I would be more ok to a kid jerking off to a machine plowing a chick since it’s more like normal masturbating than jerking off to some other guy having sex. (Which is what porn watchers are doing)