OP should not be allowed within 200 meters of any children no matter what the circumstances

The courts agree with meAlso this

I'd pay extra for adult only transportation.

At least he didn't smear feces, though. So, not all bad.

Air travel used to be decently luxurious even in cattle class, and even being a huge fat kunt wouldn't be a problem.


But now due to Covid, world economic issues etc. there's been a drive towards smaller seats which are more lightweight. The seats are literally smaller and we're the victims of airliners penny pinching.

With the cost of living crisis and chit, people are poor fhaggots and they prioritize price above all else. So we end up with squished seats, no personal space, claustrophobia, and fhaggot babies.



Business class and above values amenities over price, so it's actually improving. The YT vids I've been watching now give you basically your own little section, fully lie flat beds and ala carte dining. It's not even prohibitively expensive anymore, it's within reach for someone on a decent income.

Muh boys. Fhaggot baby free crew.

If you just want the whole Etihad Apartment thing for the experience alone, there are cheap routes between the ME and Asia. You can sometimes get it for less than $5k. Same deal on Emirates, which I've always slightly preferred especially if you have a layover in ***** and the chance to drop in on their frankly excellent first class lounge.

Most people in business class/first aren't particularly wealthy and the folks who see a $20k ticket as trivial usually fly privately anyway. You should just get a job that involves a lot of travel. Make sure the company isn't a pack of tight kunts though, I know several that don't stump up for business class for anyone shy of an executive. That includes international travel. Most places that are still reasonable will fly you scum class if it's under five/six hours but stump up for business if the flight's longer than that.

If you rig it right, you get plenty of work related business class travel, plus top tier status with an airline or two, and more miles than you can spend. Status gets you free upgrades and miles can be used for personal travel. It honestly doesn't take that much either. 5/6 full price business class roundtrips between Europe and the US is enough for Global Services in most cases. Once you hit GS upgrades are almost a given. Similar with Delta and American. I mainly went with United because I find Star Alliance is better for travel through Asia and Europe. Status matching is also a thing, so jumping ship is an option if you aren't going for million miler status with a particular airline.

That said, I think Virgin and Air France are in the same group as Delta and AF probably have the best first class service in Europe. La Premiere is pretty nice for a non-middle eastern airline.

I had a 9 hour flight sitting between a stank ass old lady who would not shut up and and a 350 lb dude. I was also sitting right behind a baby that cried for 6 straight hours before passing out. I asked to be moved but the flight was full.

If the flight is over 3 hours Im doing first class.

First class is so worth it. I never pay full price for business or first because I have credit cards that earn points that I transfer to miles. Pick the airline you fly the most and get a card that will give you a good sign up bonus. Put everything you spend on that card. If you are married, each of you get your own. I am at the point where I never fly economy.

The best perk of first class is you don't have to touch anyone.

I think people should only fly with babies if they are moving (100% necessary in that scenario)

totally dumb to fly to see family or something or vacation. let them come to you (very selfish to expect you to fly to them when you have a newborn).

lol @ getting mogged by a baby

You do realize that 95% of people view you as a pathetic, mentally ill autist for getting upset at babies crying, right?

International first on certain airlines. Domestic first in the US is absolute arse and you're in the same cabin as all of the plebs. You don't even get lounge access. Honestly, domestically in the US or for most short hops in Europe you may as well stick to premium economy. Save your miles for long haul international, especially if they're just coming from a credit card.

They should definitely do family flights for people with babies and young children, and have flights without them.

Fhaggot baby free crew. Rapes.I used to be fearful of flying, but not anymore. Now my biggest fear is some karen, or some looney making a scene on the plane and getting the flight delayed or forced to make emergency landing, and my whole trip is fcked up because of it.

Looks like I will be called to both Europe and Africa this year, in quick succession. I'm seriously thinking about going in business class at least. I got an email saying we could apply for a travel grant which would cover costs for things like this, so if I can do it without even paying much of my own money, I'm cheering.Fhaggot baby free crew. Rapes.

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Fkin A

I haven't flown outside of business class for ages now - my Amex gets me into every Virgin lounge in the country at no charge and all points can be flicked into Qantas credits for free business upgrade if required

And he flew budget like a cheapskate poverty peasant, hence why he needed to pay for his whiskey hahahaha

Too poor to afford noise cancelling earphones too