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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
The cost of the car doesn’t make a difference to the tax man. It’s gross profit and mileage, nothing more nothing less.Just read the replies ITT, and you will see that almost nobody knows what you're talking about.
Yes, where do you buy a car that costs literally $0/mile to drive?
Yes, where do you buy a car that costs literally $0/mile to drive?
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Originally Posted By baldbrah⏩
Pretty sure gas is a write off and per diem.The 67 cents per mile is how much you get to subtract from your taxes owed if you take the mileage deductible instead of itemizing. Why would you subtract that from his income when it's actually in addition to his income.
Add the $201 to his bottom line he actually made $501. Then you subtract what he paid in gas. If it's a car that gets 30mpg for 600 miles he used 20 gallons of gas so $60.
501-60 = $441 in his pocket. Not great but not terrible for 6 hours of work.
Add the $201 to his bottom line he actually made $501. Then you subtract what he paid in gas. If it's a car that gets 30mpg for 600 miles he used 20 gallons of gas so $60.
501-60 = $441 in his pocket. Not great but not terrible for 6 hours of work.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
If you don't use actual expense method gas is included in the 0.67/mile standard rate.Pretty sure gas is a write off and per diem.
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Originally Posted By chrsschb⏩
Uber is way way better than fast food and warehouse work though. I'm not knocking the hustle at all.There is a LOT of bad information in here holy hell. Real business owners and people that drive for a living know just how fukking stupid Uber/Lyft are.
If you're not in a big city driving during peak hours (thus more money) you're basically working for free.
If you're not in a big city driving during peak hours (thus more money) you're basically working for free.
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
So you would agree that the driver is getting completely fuked in angus when you factor in the cost of putting miles on his personal car?The cost of the car doesn’t make a difference to the tax man. It’s gross profit and mileage, nothing more nothing less.
It seems like the general consensus among miscers is that cars are free.
Do you all just drive your moms car?
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Sure bud. I'll admit I'd rather do just about anything than work fast food again, but warehouse work usually pays better, has benefits, and is low stress.Uber is way way better than fast food and warehouse work though. I'm not knocking the hustle at all.
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01-26-2024, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By chrsschb⏩
You've never worked in a warehouse then, at least not a real one. Work at Walmart/Amazon/Home depot and let us know how you feel then.Sure bud. I'll admit I'd rather do just about anything than work fast food again, but warehouse work usually pays better, has benefits, and is low stress.
Uber you can work your own hours, that a lone beats out most entry low paid jobs.
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
The government doesn't give you money for write offs. They deduct it from your total income so that you don't pay taxes on the portion you deduct. The OPs calculation was correct the driver will just pay lower taxes on his $16.50 per hour than a normal $16.50 per hour worker makes.Have you ever been self employed before? A 1099 employee writes off 67 cents per mile on his taxes. It's only based on his mileage. If someone who is an Uber driver has high mileage, it means he's earning a lot of money. You must be a little slow.
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
No because let’s say he grosses 100k driving for the year and the total cost of the car is 20k.. now let’s say he gets 3 years out of the car doing that before he needs a new one. It’s not that bad tbhSo you would agree that the driver is getting completely fuked in angus when you factor in the cost of putting miles on his personal car?
It seems like the general consensus among miscers is that cars are free.
Do you all just drive your moms car?
It seems like the general consensus among miscers is that cars are free.
Do you all just drive your moms car?
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
The majority of Uber drivers are low credit score mouth breathers. They're too low IQ to realize that wear and tear on vehicle is a major expense for any 1099 or business owner -- but then again, this certain group is the type to bring $599 for a down payment and leave the car lot excited about a vehicle they'll prematurely run into the ground with excessive mileage all the while still paying 14% interest rate on a 6yr car loan.So you would agree that the driver is getting completely fuked in angus when you factor in the cost of putting miles on his personal car?
It seems like the general consensus among miscers is that cars are free.
Do you all just drive your moms car?
It seems like the general consensus among miscers is that cars are free.
Do you all just drive your moms car?
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01-26-2024, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
If the car note is $300/mo and insurance another $100/mo its pretty negligible when you are making $400/day. Plus $30 every 4 months for an oil change.Just read the replies ITT, and you will see that almost nobody knows what you're talking about.
Yes, where do you buy a car that costs literally $0/mile to drive?
Yes, where do you buy a car that costs literally $0/mile to drive?
If you worked every day for a month that's what? 12k/month? Say 10k miles so you can write off $8600 tax free. Only paying income tax on 3400. So you're spending 1400 on car expenses, including fuel, but writing off 2k in expenses.
Is it the best job in the world? No. Can you make a living at it just driving around listening to tunes and talking to sloots? Sure.
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This might help OP's argument
....I, as well as my whole social circle....wont even take a regular Uber when we travel or are out of town....Uber XL or Black no matter how may people are riding even if it's just me.
Just imagine jumping into some plebs car to let them drive you somewhere, trusting them with your life in not only their low income vehicle, but with their low income mindset, thinking ability, decision making skills, the list goes on.....
It blows my mind how some people are ok with jumping into some 10 year old basic econobox at 2am to let some idiot drive you home.
....I, as well as my whole social circle....wont even take a regular Uber when we travel or are out of town....Uber XL or Black no matter how may people are riding even if it's just me.
Just imagine jumping into some plebs car to let them drive you somewhere, trusting them with your life in not only their low income vehicle, but with their low income mindset, thinking ability, decision making skills, the list goes on.....
It blows my mind how some people are ok with jumping into some 10 year old basic econobox at 2am to let some idiot drive you home.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
By my count I've worked in 5 different warehouses which included maintenance, assembly, picking/packing, loading/unloading, and production lines. My daughter has worked at Home Depot for nearly 10 years. I have plenty of experience around warehouses, but thanks for your critical and informed deep dive into my life.You've never worked in a warehouse then, at least not a real one. Work at Walmart/Amazon/Home depot and let us know how you feel then.
Uber you can work your own hours, that a lone beats out most entry low paid jobs.
Uber you can work your own hours, that a lone beats out most entry low paid jobs.
You wanna keep having a pissing contest or just admit you're not as knowledgeable on this subject as you think you are?
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01-26-2024, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
How many miles would an Uber driver need to cover to get close to that $100k gross? Only slightly possible in a high cost living area which in turn equals higher gas prices.No because let’s say he grosses 100k driving for the year and the total cost of the car is 20k.. now let’s say he gets 3 years out of the car doing that before he needs a new one. It’s not that bad tbh
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Originally Posted By homersexual⏩
100 to 150 thousand miles depending on your area. This is big cities with surge pricing, not rural chit holes.How many miles would an Uber driver need to cover to get close to that $100k gross? Only slightly possible in a high cost living area which in turn equals higher gas prices.
Anywhere else and you're literally writing off 100% of your income so at some point you're claiming a complete loss which as some of you know throws you into "hobbyist" territory for taxes and you'll get audited.
Most people too stupid to make Uber type stuff profitable in the long run and it's why majority of them are broke and have nothing to show for it or just do it for fun on the side (which are most definitely losing money)
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01-26-2024, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By homersexual⏩
574 miles a day assuming a 5 day work week. 478 miles a day if it’s a 6 day week. This is an approximation, individual mileage may vary.How many miles would an Uber driver need to cover to get close to that $100k gross? Only slightly possible in a high cost living area which in turn equals higher gas prices.
150,000 x .70 per mile
Ironically that would be a 100,500 tax writoff
This person would be paying taxes on 4,500 and would only owe like $450 for the year.
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
Realistically though they’d deduct their healthcare and owe nothing.574 miles a day assuming a 5 day work week. 478 miles a day if it’s a 6 day week. This is an approximation, individual mileage may vary.
150,000 x .70 per mile
Ironically that would be a 100,500 tax writoff
This person would be paying taxes on 4,500 and would only owe like $450 for the year.
150,000 x .70 per mile
Ironically that would be a 100,500 tax writoff
This person would be paying taxes on 4,500 and would only owe like $450 for the year.
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
Brah..... In real life, with how much a car costs, in order to make $100k in a year, he would need to be actively driving passengers around for over 120hr per week.No because let’s say he grosses 100k driving for the year and the total cost of the car is 20k.. now let’s say he gets 3 years out of the car doing that before he needs a new one. It’s not that bad tbh
In your fantasy world where cars are free, yes he'd be doing 'ok', but as my example shows, his expense eats up two thirds of his revenue, leaving him with about 33% of whatever of what's left before taxes.
No one has been able to name the make & model of these free cars you keep using in your math
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
You think you'll drive ~500 miles per day shuttling people around in your car? 10 hours averaging 50 mph? You must never have to stop and pick up passengers, get gas, eat, or piss.574 miles a day assuming a 5 day work week. 478 miles a day if it’s a 6 day week. This is an approximation, individual mileage may vary.
150,000 x .70 per mile
Ironically that would be a 100,500 tax writoff
This person would be paying taxes on 4,500 and would only owe like $450 for the year.
150,000 x .70 per mile
Ironically that would be a 100,500 tax writoff
This person would be paying taxes on 4,500 and would only owe like $450 for the year.
If all of this was true, why are Uber-cels constantly complaining about how little they are paid. This thread makes me think I should quit my CEO 10K/day to drive Uber.
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Yeah obviously I'm correct lol.The government doesn't give you money for write offs. They deduct it from your total income so that you don't pay taxes on the portion you deduct. The OPs calculation was correct the driver will just pay lower taxes on his $16.50 per hour than a normal $16.50 per hour worker makes.
The fact we have multiple miscers in agreement that I am dead wrong shows why Uber actually has people driving for them.
Edit: actually if Uber drivers are 1099's, they will need to pay double social security tax so they would effectively be paying more taxes than a regular W2 employee who makes $16.50/hr.
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Originally Posted By Contribution05⏩
i think bikes get a tax break or something?I assume the same is true of doordash/food drivers. But i recently started getting some people who are delivering on bicycles. I wonder if the ones on bikes complete enough orders in an hour to be decently profitable. On the plus side their job is a good cardio workout.
pretty sure a lot of uber drivers dont pay taxes anyway.
i didnt when i was doing it for a bit like 8 years ago
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Originally Posted By chrsschb⏩
Uber >>> Warehouse work any day of the week. Your opinion vs the thousands of others who quit.By my count I've worked in 5 different warehouses which included maintenance, assembly, picking/packing, loading/unloading, and production lines. My daughter has worked at Home Depot for nearly 10 years. I have plenty of experience around warehouses, but thanks for your critical and informed deep dive into my life.
You wanna keep having a pissing contest or just admit you're not as knowledgeable on this subject as you think you are?
You wanna keep having a pissing contest or just admit you're not as knowledgeable on this subject as you think you are?
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Originally Posted By Cudabrah⏩
Looks like 60 hours a weekYou think you'll drive ~500 miles per day shuttling people around in your car? 10 hours averaging 50 mph? You must never have to stop and pick up passengers, get gas, eat, or piss.
If all of this was true, why are Uber-cels constantly complaining about how little they are paid. This thread makes me think I should quit my CEO 10K/day to drive Uber.
If all of this was true, why are Uber-cels constantly complaining about how little they are paid. This thread makes me think I should quit my CEO 10K/day to drive Uber.

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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
That's damn good for 1 week of earnings with no education. Got to pay taxes and health insurance, but oh well.
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
Also food and drink for the journey, car cleaning products or paying for valet, paying for or cleaning the car exterior because no one is going to take a ride in some chitty looking Prius. Screenwash, consumables like headlight and indicator bulbs, brake discs and pads...It all adds upYou left out car insurance and that you aren’t supposed to use regular car insurance if you’re driving Uber but are supposed to use a much more expensive car insurance since your acting as a common carrier.
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Myfrauddbrah made $350k in a year tho
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
That's the point. You don't really pay taxes on it so it can work out better than a 9-5. Fuel and vehicle costs are more than covered along with a good portion of your tax bill. So you are only out of pocket for healthcare.That's damn good for 1 week of earnings with no education. Got to pay taxes and health insurance, but oh well.
Compared to someone making 50 or 60k in a warehouse you'd be an idiot not to switch.
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Originally Posted By baldbrah⏩
You do pay taxes.That's the point. You don't really pay taxes on it so it can work out better than a 9-5. Fuel and vehicle costs are more than covered along with a good portion of your tax bill. So you are only out of pocket for healthcare.
Compared to someone making 50 or 60k in a warehouse you'd be an idiot not to switch.
Compared to someone making 50 or 60k in a warehouse you'd be an idiot not to switch.
The write offs you get would be mileage, lunch, and phone.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
also need to account for the roughly $1623 in automobile expenses that it took to earn a REVENUE of $2,435.... Which would equate to about $812 of pre-tax income.That's damn good for 1 week of earnings with no education. Got to pay taxes and health insurance, but oh well.
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