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post 1628442483 01-13-2021, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
When I saw your wanna hang text I literally facepalmed and cringed for about 15 seconds
Its not the quote is that bad, its that OP needed to take her to pound town on date #1 for something like that to work.

"No thanks, I'll take a Lyft home" leaves OP with only 2 options. A. move on to the next or B. swing for the fences with an extremely forward text.
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
...Brah?

Who the fuk "trys" to go camping in January?



Also this, respawn with "I'm pitching a tent right now"

Not srs

semi srs.
Fukking lmao on spread
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post 1628443153 01-13-2021, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By ispy⏩
36 pages. i'm assuming op already banged her bout 350 times?
yeah divide 350 by zero.
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Originally Posted By ispy⏩
then why 36 pages? did something funny happen on a date or was catfishing/exposing involved?
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post 1628443663 01-13-2021, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted By nosirrahx⏩
swing for the fences with an extremely forward text.
Wanna hang saturday
post 1628444233 01-13-2021, 07:39 AM
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Any of us would of given our right testicle for the opportunity you had OP. And yet you got it lol. The lord works in mysterious ways...
That being said....
































































Wanna hang Saturday?
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post 1628444293 01-13-2021, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted By MajesticBeat⏩
That's enough brahs. OP needs to go Hyperbolic Time chambermaxxing for a bit. This is so far unsalvageable, she would need to get some sort of memory loss and then match each other again as if it were the first time but even then nvm...

OP got told "please go to the gym without me" and "I'm trying to go camping". The wording alone screams like she's trying to get rid of some bothersome insect without trying to hurt it. Shoo-ing it away like a dog.

By an expired species. 50 YEARS OLD.
Age doesn't really matter for an attractive woman, 30 or 50. She has tons of options. Most guys under 30 she matches with will be sending dink pics and DTF. She probably liked that he was different, but in person he seemed uninterested and unlikely to escalate beyond just friends.

In OP's case he's lucky he got a date with her and got some idea of what it's like to milf hunt a prime one.
post 1628444493 01-13-2021, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Mountaineer92⏩
yeah divide 350 by zero.
Jakes on you. Can't divide by zero.
post 1628444663 01-13-2021, 07:43 AM
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Maybe if OP hits her over the head hard enough she will forget everything...

The only problem is that OPs blow over the head will likely be too soft, or he will use a nerf bat
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Wanna bang Saturday?

^this is the sort of forward aggressive text you should have sent if we ignore the childish “wanna” language which comes across as a needy child who wants a snack before nap time.
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its over, i agree with the hail mary of sending a shirtless/half pelvis pic and saying "then come over now"


otherwise leave it and move on
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
its over, i agree with the hail mary of sending a shirtless/half pelvis pic and saying "then come over now"


otherwise leave it and move on
That would be awkward since she goes to his gym and could run into him.

Gym dating never ends well. I have mistakenly done that numerous times, only to bite me in the ass.
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Originally Posted By Mountaineer92⏩
yeah divide 350 by zero.
That’s not zero that’s undefined, you moron
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post 1628452263 01-13-2021, 09:11 AM
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OP, in all of the posts where people told you what to text her, where did anyone say "want to hang saturday"

first of all you sound like a child or low income person texting with terrible grammar like that

second you asked her a question which is passive

third "hang" is so passive aggressive, its childish because teenager hang out not adults, it doesnt denote any sort of intention other than " want to sit on my couch and hang out"

people literally told you direct, dominant things to say and you did the opposite
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post 1628452603 01-13-2021, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩
OP, in all of the posts where people told you what to text her, where did anyone say "want to hang saturday"

first of all you sound like a child or low income person texting with terrible grammar like that

second you asked her a question which is passive

third "hang" is so passive aggressive, its childish because teenager hang out not adults, it doesnt denote any sort of intention other than " want to sit on my couch and hang out"

people literally told you direct, dominant things to say and you did the opposite
It was even worse, it was "Wanna hang Saturday?" which sounds like something my teenage son would write.

You can't write things like that to a 50 year old. That's an instant turn off.
post 1628455003 01-13-2021, 09:42 AM
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IN late af

She looks good for 50. 36 pages...cliffs?? Did OP smash?
post 1628455903 01-13-2021, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By DBoyDaRealest⏩
cliffs

OP matches hot 50 year old who says she goes to same gym, wants to get a lift in with OP.

OP does dinner/drinks date before gym date instead (dumb move, if you are diced you should do the gym date and get them to hnggg at you and then smash soon after)

OP does not escalate at dinner date despite girl being touchy feely, practically friendzones himself

the cougar calls a lyft home and then cancels the gym date they had later on

ADDITIONAL DETAIL - she told OP she was moving in 6 months and OP didn't realize this was her telling him to please fuk her tonight and make moves

Miscers calling for OP to send one last hail mary, rational miscers are cautioning against it, as OP has clear confidence issues and her rejecting him or ghosting him for a second time is not what he needs
Then he texted
Wanna hang Saturday
She declined
Originally Posted By Sezzors⏩
IN late af

She looks good for 50. 36 pages...cliffs?? Did OP smash?
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Lol at OP contacting her after he blew it so hard the first time. You don't get a second chance with women.
post 1628458153 01-13-2021, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Sezzors⏩
IN late af

She looks good for 50. 36 pages...cliffs?? Did OP smash?
he didnt even post the good pics until like 18 or 19, where she shows off she actually has the body of a 20 year old bikini competitor.
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post 1628458383 01-13-2021, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
Then he texted
Wanna hang Saturday
She declined
after misc told him like 10 times to say something more like

"come over to my place saturday I have a nice bottle of wine"
or
"Lets have some fun this weekend, my place 9?"
or
"I got us reservations at Dorsia for 8pm on friday"
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
its over, i agree with the hail mary of sending a shirtless/half pelvis pic and saying "then come over now"


otherwise leave it and move on
OP you're lucky you sent that cheesy text and didn't listen to these guys telling you to do stuff like this. Srs. It would have creeped her right tf out and possibly ended in major (as in ruin your life) problems given that you're a cop and all.

The irony of all of this is that if you'd been able to pick up on the fact that it was well and truly over when she declined the gym invite (and really even before then) you would have also picked up on her intentions when you met up with her which would have meant that you never would have had to try your luck with these lame texts. Sort of like the time travel grandfather paradox if you follow me.
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Originally Posted By ispy⏩
36 pages. i'm assuming op already banged her bout 350 times?
Originally Posted By Mountaineer92⏩
yeah divide 350 by zero.
Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
That’s not zero that’s undefined, you moron
This thread has so many gems
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Originally Posted By JoeDelts⏩
OP you're lucky you sent that cheesy text and didn't listen to these guys telling you to do stuff like this. Srs. It would have creeped her right tf out and possibly ended in major (as in ruin your life) problems given that you're a cop and all.
That’s actually a major concern for me these days when dating srs

If I get me too’ed id be fukked srs
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
That’s actually a major concern for me these days when dating srs

If I get me too’ed id be fukked srs
Best way to counteract this is to be short and aggressive over text.

Then be aggressive in real life

Basically use most of your texting to set up the date. Tell them when/ where. Then meet up

You do have to be a lil careful
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
Best way to counteract this is to be short and aggressive over text.

Then be aggressive in real life

Basically use most of your texting to set up the date. Tell them when/ where. Then meet up

You do have to be a lil careful
Yeah don't send her dink pics or ask her to come over and fuk. Be assertive but not stupid lol.
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can someone pls post cliffs dont wanna g through 37 pages. will rep
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You would be a LEO irl. I can only imagine how bad you power trip on people while you're working, taking out all your insecurities on others.
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Originally Posted By Rooney15⏩
can someone pls post cliffs dont wanna g through 37 pages. will rep


Edit: Not my gif, this came 2 pages ago I think?


Cliffs:

- OP matches hot 50 year old bikini competitor who says she goes to the same gym
- OP sets up a dinner date before the gym date
- OP does not escalate at the dinner date despite the 50 year old being touchy feely
- The MILF calls a Lyft home and then cancels the gym date they had the next day
- She told OP she was moving in 6 months and OP didn't realize this was her telling him to please fuk her tonight and make moves
- Miscers calling for OP to send one last Hail Mary and the above gif is what happened
- It brought the lulz to the misc and in the end that is all that matters.
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Originally Posted By mixednutz⏩
You would be a LEO irl. I can only imagine how bad you power trip on people while you're working, taking out all your insecurities on others.
I like how you project that I’m just a blatant a-hole to people I deal with on the job. Lol pls go you pathetic fukk
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