Thread: ***Canadian Crew*** Part 8
05-06-2015, 07:21 AM
#1111
Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩
You ever had your angus licked by a girl? It changes you mayne.
That anal fixation is getting pretty serious when wiping is enough to get your engine running.
05-06-2015, 07:49 AM
#1112
Originally Posted By x8Pauly8x⏩
Honestly, no.
You ever had your angus licked by a girl? It changes you mayne.
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05-06-2015, 08:17 AM
#1113
Originally Posted By x8Pauly8x⏩
Same thing said if done by a guy….
You ever had your angus licked by a girl? It changes you mayne.
05-06-2015, 08:25 AM
#1114
Originally Posted By Marcoccia⏩
That I've done.
Same thing said if done by a guy….
Never thought to try it with a girl, tho . . .
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05-06-2015, 11:44 AM
#1115
Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
short shorts? no. short skirts? yes… maybe a little baby powder for dat dere chafin lol
I hate short shorts. Short skirts are good. Short shorts, Bad. There are 2 types that typically wear them.
1) People who should never EVER be seen in them because they have cottage cheese thighs
2) Girls that are so damn skinny that their legs look like sticks coming out from from their pelvis. <–THESE people freak me right the **** out. I have had huge beast thighs for 2 long now and when I see them, I am SURE they must be dying. Short shorts and leggings should be seen NEVER on these people.
1) People who should never EVER be seen in them because they have cottage cheese thighs
2) Girls that are so damn skinny that their legs look like sticks coming out from from their pelvis. <–THESE people freak me right the **** out. I have had huge beast thighs for 2 long now and when I see them, I am SURE they must be dying. Short shorts and leggings should be seen NEVER on these people.
My sister looks GREAT in short shorts… she'd got an hourglass shape and thick legs with an ass.. and I hate her LOL.
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05-06-2015, 11:56 AM
#1116
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
Having a hard time imagining that, post some pics I'm sure it'd help.
short shorts? no. short skirts? yes… maybe a little baby powder for dat dere chafin lol
My sister looks GREAT in short shorts… she'd got an hourglass shape and thick legs with an ass.. and I hate her LOL.
My sister looks GREAT in short shorts… she'd got an hourglass shape and thick legs with an ass.. and I hate her LOL.
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05-06-2015, 11:58 AM
#1117
Originally Posted By Hunttarded⏩
Like I have a picture of either. She's self conscious of her body (like every woman I know) and never takes pics. she doesn't even take selfies… Any guy she dates is going to be a lucky guy. If that ever happens. She's gonna be so tied up with school for the next decade that I'll be surprised if she dates anyone at all. srs.
Having a hard time imagining that, post some pics I'm sure it'd help.
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05-06-2015, 11:59 AM
#1118
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
Ok.
Like I have a picture of either. She's self conscious of her body (like every woman I know) and never takes pics. she doesn't even take selfies… Any guy she dates is going to be a lucky guy. If that ever happens. She's gonna be so tied up with school for the next decade that I'll be surprised if she dates anyone at all. srs.
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05-06-2015, 12:10 PM
#1119
Originally Posted By Hunttarded⏩
I'm hoping I just ruled her out for you…. lol
Ok.
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05-06-2015, 12:12 PM
#1120
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
FA nerdy female. What's her misc account?
Like I have a picture of either. She's self conscious of her body (like every woman I know) and never takes pics. she doesn't even take selfies… Any guy she dates is going to be a lucky guy. If that ever happens. She's gonna be so tied up with school for the next decade that I'll be surprised if she dates anyone at all. srs.
05-06-2015, 12:24 PM
#1121
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
He wasn't asking to date her. Just an hour or two of her time will do.
I'm hoping I just ruled her out for you…. lol
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05-06-2015, 12:25 PM
#1122
Originally Posted By x8Pauly8x⏩
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FA nerdy female. What's her misc account?
Why you haff 2 set me up like that? I know you saw that coming.
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05-06-2015, 12:27 PM
#1123
Originally Posted By x8Pauly8x⏩
she doesn't want one… she's seen how the misc has changed me and distorted my sense of reality.
FA nerdy female. What's her misc account?
Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩
lol… okthen, she might be down for that… but I think he has too many muscles for her taste… she likes skinny *******s
He wasn't asking to date her. Just an hour or two of her time will do.
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05-06-2015, 12:29 PM
#1124
Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩
Thanks for clarifying, LS.
He wasn't asking to date her. Just an hour or two of her time will do.
I just cleared my inbox. Going to go grab some aloe and lanolin.
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
If you're serious then my body image is totally ****ed.
lol… okthen, she might be down for that… but I think he has too many muscles for her taste… she likes skinny *******s
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05-06-2015, 12:29 PM
#1125
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
I've heard girls say that. Until they're feeling up a swole brah and needing to wring out their panties . . .
lol… okthen, she might be down for that… but I think he has too many muscles for her taste… she likes skinny *******s
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05-06-2015, 12:31 PM
#1126
Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩
she's attracted to muscle men… it makes me livid when she says "but the down side is that he has lots of muscles… he's more your type than mine" I'm like bitch just try it once, and you'll know why I like em! lol
I've heard girls say that. Until they're feeling up a swole brah and needing to wring out their panties . . .
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05-06-2015, 12:34 PM
#1127
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
One of these days I'll get me some muscles and report back.
she's attracted to muscle men… it makes me livid when she says "but the down side is that he has lots of muscles… he's more your type than mine" I'm like bitch just try it once, and you'll know why I like em! lol
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05-06-2015, 12:35 PM
#1128
Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩
you're just fine the way you are, frand.
One of these days I'll get me some muscles and report back.
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05-06-2015, 12:40 PM
#1129
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
Focus. We are talking about Hunttarded smashing your sister silly.
you're just fine the way you are, frand.
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05-06-2015, 12:42 PM
#1130
Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩
sorry… I can't think about anyone else while youre around.
Focus. We are talking about Hunttarded smashing your sister silly.
IDK how old he is… but he's too old for my lil sister. bc I say so. lol
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05-06-2015, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
47.
sorry… I can't think about anyone else while youre around.
IDK how old he is… but he's too old for my lil sister. bc I say so. lol
IDK how old he is… but he's too old for my lil sister. bc I say so. lol
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05-06-2015, 12:46 PM
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05-06-2015, 12:47 PM
#1133
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
19 is the perfect age to be taken advantage of by an old dude.
sorry… I can't think about anyone else while youre around.
IDK how old he is… but he's too old for my lil sister. bc I say so. lol
IDK how old he is… but he's too old for my lil sister. bc I say so. lol
Still too young to know any better.
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05-06-2015, 12:51 PM
#1134
Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩
Who knows what that girl is into… but she's the least adventurous person I know… but who knows, she's only been in CC… once she transfers to Uni, maybe she'll jam out with her clam out. Pre-med can do weird things to a person's mind.
19 is the perfect age to be taken advantage of by an old dude.
Still too young to know any better.
Still too young to know any better.
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05-06-2015, 12:52 PM
#1135
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
When I retire in 18 years you'll see what's up. I got more style than I do Ensure, dental adhesive, and tadalafil.
LOL STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER YOU LECH!
lol she's 19.
lol she's 19.
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05-06-2015, 12:58 PM
#1136
Originally Posted By Hunttarded⏩
idk what that last one is…. but sure. She'll be out of med school then but she told me she didn't want to go into geriatrics…
When I retire in 18 years you'll see what's up. I got more style than I do Ensure, dental adhesive, and tadalafil.
one day your prince will cum, bb.
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05-06-2015, 01:03 PM
#1137
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
It'll fix up a wet noodle. Ask her, she'd know.
idk what that last one is…. but sure. She'll be out of med school then but she told me she didn't want to go into geriatrics…
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05-06-2015, 01:12 PM
#1138
Originally Posted By Hunttarded⏩
lol she wouldn't know sht… she hasn't even STARTED pre med yet. she's getting her associates next weekend, and THEN goes premed. I know more than her atm lol
It'll fix up a wet noodle. Ask her, she'd know.
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05-06-2015, 01:17 PM
#1139
Originally Posted By hai2dehfolks⏩
atm = azz to mouth?
lol she wouldn't know sht… she hasn't even STARTED pre med yet. she's getting her associates next weekend, and THEN goes premed. I know more than her atm lol
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05-06-2015, 01:31 PM
#1140
Originally Posted By LaughingStorm⏩
at the moment… this ain't Clerks, brah
atm = azz to mouth?
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