It could be worse, you could be like most of my mates - fall in love with the first chick who fucks you, smash a few whales when that chick shows no interest, meet a girl who weighs similar to you and because society said you have to, get married in your early 20s and have 3 kids while working a menial job and have your wife collect government family support payments. Then, in your early 40s, your fat balding ass stops getting laid so you chase some tail, have a mid life crisis, cheat on your wife without taking appropriate actions to hide it and get thrown out of your home.

Then you read some shit online, hop on apps, go out of a Saturday night trawling for poosy and talk about how you are high value and you deserve the blonde 20 year old slim, big titted virgin unicorn because you have a c0ck.

Same fucks that spent 15 years laughing at me for being single and smashing randoms or maintaining FWB situations because it will result in me dying alone with no family.

I didn't have to provide for a family so I could do what was needed to set up a business to make far more money for me than what Noseberg pays, I got laid more often anyway, I'm in far better shape and now I've decided to settle with someone who has the same goals and outlook as me, in a well paying career they love, paired up with melt your face sex. You're not getting that as a divorced man with kids in your 40s, let alone that fucking unicorn. You'll continue to live alone and in financial squalor.

It could be worse, you could be like most of my mates - fall in love with the first chick who fucks you, smash a few whales when that chick shows no interest, meet a girl who weighs similar to you and because society said you have to, get married in your early 20s and have 3 kids while working a menial job and have your wife collect government family support payments. Then, in your early 40s, your fat balding ass stops getting laid so you chase some tail, have a mid life crisis, cheat on your wife without taking appropriate actions to hide it and get thrown out of your home.

Then you read some shit online, hop on apps, go out of a Saturday night trawling for poosy and talk about how you are high value and you deserve the blonde 20 year old slim, big titted virgin unicorn because you have a c0ck.

Same fucks that spent 15 years laughing at me for being single and smashing randoms or maintaining FWB situations because it will result in me dying alone with no family.

I didn't have to provide for a family so I could do what was needed to set up a business to make far more money for me than what Noseberg pays, I got laid more often anyway, I'm in far better shape and now I've decided to settle with someone who has the same goals and outlook as me, in a well paying career they love, paired up with melt your face sex. You're not getting that as a divorced man with kids in your 40s, let alone that fucking unicorn. You'll continue to live alone and in financial squalor.

how old are you brah?

I feel like there's a clock ticking if I don't get married and have kids by my late 30s. Partly because I don't want to marry a young chick, and partly because I don't want to be too old to raise my kids.