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Thread: What's wrong with my tinder profile? Getting no matches (pic)

post 1442536431 05-16-2016, 07:59 PM
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strong haircut
strong early 00s sleeveless hoodie
strong watch with a sleeveless hoodie
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post 1442536541 05-16-2016, 07:59 PM
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you're missing fake snowboarding pics brah



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post 1442537221 05-16-2016, 08:03 PM
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your bio fukking blows, and your hair is weird. Some like that style, but it looks like chit srs. To each their own though.

There is no failure, only feedback
post 1442537501 05-16-2016, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted By BangBrahs⏩
your bio fukking blows, and your hair is weird. Some like that style, but it looks like chit srs. To each their own though.
Brb shaving it
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1442538691 05-16-2016, 08:10 PM
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You'd have better success on grindr
post 1442538841 05-16-2016, 08:11 PM
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was having no matches... so I thought my tinder was broken..

then I uploaded this pic as my main..



and now i realized im just ugly as fuk.. cuz with this profile... my phone is exploding with notifications of matches...


time to delete tinder
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post 1442539651 05-16-2016, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
I swipe right on all these sloots and only get like 2 matches a day. Have I lost my glow? Should I change my bio?

You call that a bulk pu$$y ?














Lol just phucking with you , its your bio but aesthicaly , with that haircut ? 6/10. I remember when i tried the fury haircut too. Alot females said i looked scary , so that might be a contributing factor. But your bio is weird , us bbing brahs understand it but all the females who look at you profile are like df ?
post 1442542401 05-16-2016, 08:30 PM
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Penor size??
post 1442543691 05-16-2016, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted By FlamingAcorns⏩
Penor size??
more then you can fit pal
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1442543901 05-16-2016, 08:38 PM
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probably your nazi haircut
post 1442544551 05-16-2016, 08:42 PM
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wow if ur not making i will never make it
post 1442545881 05-16-2016, 08:50 PM
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shave your head and start over u look like a fkn paintbrush
post 1442546201 05-16-2016, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Cpaballin⏩
wow if ur not making i will never make it
were all gonna make it









Right?
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1442546501 05-16-2016, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
was having no matches... so I thought my tinder was broken..

then I uploaded this pic as my main..



and now i realized im just ugly as fuk.. cuz with this profile... my phone is exploding with notifications of matches...


time to delete tinder
Phuckin lol

You could always keep that pic, get a phuckload of matches, and then in a month when the sloots forget about you, you change to your pics and start messaging

Its a numbers game bby
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post 1442546881 05-16-2016, 08:55 PM
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Your bio is 0/10
High test crew
post 1442547011 05-16-2016, 08:56 PM
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Hope this isn't srs, but...

Cliffs of what's wrong with profile:
-mirror pic
-duck face
-jaw clench
-squinting too hard
-bio is just terrible

On the brightside, you seem pretty good looking. Turn your "Discovery" off on Tinder until you fix those things. You're losing swipes every minute.
post 1442547171 05-16-2016, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Ayudha⏩
Spruced you up a bit... Good Luck








Oh lawd, is no one gonna comment on this?
Fukkin gold Jerry.
Once upon a time:

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post 1442547391 05-16-2016, 08:58 PM
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Awesome man. Wow. You killed it. LMAO.
Jesus is my lifting partner.
post 1442548811 05-16-2016, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By BokaChele⏩
You're trying too hard, I guess.
this.
fukn Brozart
I'm a hugger
post 1442549431 05-16-2016, 09:09 PM
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Deleted my bio now what
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1442549601 05-16-2016, 09:10 PM
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can't stop cringing at the jaw clench and sucking in the cheek. christ
post 1442549941 05-16-2016, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
was having no matches... so I thought my tinder was broken..

then I uploaded this pic as my main..



and now i realized im just ugly as fuk.. cuz with this profile... my phone is exploding with notifications of matches...


time to delete tinder
ultimate red pill swallowing right here lol
post 1442549961 05-16-2016, 09:12 PM
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1. Ditch the mirror selfie, it screams douche. Instead, have a pic of yourself with a smile. Makes you look easy going and approachable.
2. If you have a pic with a cute kid, make sure it's not your main pic. Also in your bio, write something like "Isn't my nephew just the cutest" so they know it's not actually your kid.
3. Pic with friends to make you look social (again, not as your main. They don't want to be analyzing the pic trying to figure out which one is you)
4. Just list your hobbies and interests in your bio. Don't over complicate things.
5. Above all, SMILE! Don't look tryhard.

Go get em bro
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post 1442550131 05-16-2016, 09:13 PM
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also same thing goes to you OP


lose the hairstyle. every girl ive ever talked to has hated that style. i dont know where it came from... i think homos invented it...

girls just put up with it cuz they want a dicking anyway


if you want an ss cut get it like this, where the sides arent fukkin bald:

*never lost my voice because im so quiet crew*
*have lost mass and height since joining crew*
post 1442550481 05-16-2016, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Boerdeur⏩
also same thing goes to you OP


lose the hairstyle. every girl ive ever talked to has hated that style. i dont know where it came from... i think homos invented it...

girls just put up with it cuz they want a dicking anyway


if you want an ss cut get it like this, where the sides arent fukkin bald:

except you don't want to look like a poverty leprechaun/Abe Lincoln hybrid
post 1442551241 05-16-2016, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted By JRJester⏩
except you don't want to looklike a poverty leprechaun/Abe Lincoln hybrid
Lost my chiit bro.. reps
FU cancer
post 1442551891 05-16-2016, 09:22 PM
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Sleeveless hoodie is in the top 5 douchiest articles of clothing.
post 1442558601 05-16-2016, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
make me a bio will rep
Didn't read the rest of the thread but if you're still looking for a bio that doesn't suck:

6'2"
Professional spider killer


Girls will open you for that, chit like "ooo, I've been needing a spider killer"




Another good one:

6'2"
Tolerant of blanket thieves


Easiest ice breaker ever and gets you right into talking about sex
post 1442559401 05-16-2016, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By juvefan⏩
Phuckin lol

You could always keep that pic, get a phuckload of matches, and then in a month when the sloots forget about you, you change to your pics and start messaging

Its a numbers game bby
Dude..this is fukn ridiculous..
A legit good looking guy literally has girls worshipping him..
I didnt think it was real..
I dont even have a bio either and its all selfies..
53 new matches in 10 mins..

I thought tinder was broken..jesus christ
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post 1442559841 05-16-2016, 10:02 PM
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Bio doesnt fukn matter guys..neither does having selfies..
My experiment is proving that..and op is good looking enough to have it work..
A smile pic might be better too

I have too much matches to manage right now as a chad..crazy

And girls are autistic too when it comes to messages..if I said that to a girl it would be an instant unmatch or no response..

Its proof its not what you message..its how you look..girls only want the absolute best looking guy
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