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post 1450009803 06-27-2016, 06:48 PM
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lol just lol
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post 1450012873 06-27-2016, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted By ralphlaurenbrah⏩
Lol enjoy your poverty brah. I'm sure you'd stilltotally do all that **** if you were a billionaire, right brah? Strong cope.
I would still do all of it because I have some dignity about my manhood. Now run along now, you'll be late for your mani/pedi
post 1450012943 06-27-2016, 07:10 PM
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I know this is a sarcastic thread but... everyone needs to be able to change a tire. It's amazing how many people can't change a tire.

The oil thing is a preference I guess depending on the type of vehicle that you own.
post 1450013873 06-27-2016, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Ourea⏩
I know this is a sarcastic thread but... everyone needs to be able to change a tire. It's amazing how many people can't change a tire.

The oil thing is a preference I guess depending on the type of vehicle that you own.
watchout ur comments bro ^
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post 1450014713 06-27-2016, 07:23 PM
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I have a friend like that. Went to his garage one day and saw power tools, work benches, and a greasy oil pan underneath a jacked car. There wasnt even air conditioning. Nearly puked but I said I had a meeting at the office.

I would break ties with him, but he actually writes legibly in his emails, so I'll just boycott going to his house during my two hour lunch breaks.
post 1450014923 06-27-2016, 07:25 PM
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Do it Yourself oil change starter kit

post 1450015073 06-27-2016, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By RougeProdigy⏩
I have a friend like that. Went to his garage one day and saw power tools, work benches, and a greasy oil pan underneath a jacked car. There wasnt even air conditioning. Nearly puked but I said I had a meeting at the office.

I would break ties with him, but he actually writes legibly in his emails, so I'll just boycott going to his house during my two hour lunch breaks.
Feels brah. It's people like us that will Make America whole again.



Originally Posted By DrFeeIGood⏩
Do it Yourself oil change starter kit

Lollllllll you must spread some reputation around before giving it to DrFeeIGood again
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post 1450015603 06-27-2016, 07:30 PM
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Pennzoil platinum + quality filter = peace of mind it is done right and only cost 15
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post 1450015963 06-27-2016, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By need2grow10⏩
Pennzoil platinum + quality filter = peace of mind it is done right and only cost 15
Can't put a price tag on your dignity.
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post 1450016613 06-27-2016, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
Can't put a price tag on your dignity.
Is that why you don't have any?
post 1450016873 06-27-2016, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
Just LMAO at Opie. JUST LMAO. You are going to be one useless twat when the apocalypse hits and were on dat dere Mad Max time.

I'll be enjoying taking all you useless STEM *******s and making a human centipede out of you for the pure amusement of the real men and our bishes.
Except the STEM master race would already be in orbital space stations, watching the troglodytes stuck on earth duking it out. Wed make bets and everything just like now, when we install camera systems in gang neighborhoods, have people drive by and spray paint over the gang symbols, and watch the gangs shoot each other up over some paint lol. I usually start masturbating furiously to climax when they start killing each other.
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post 1450016923 06-27-2016, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Is that why you don't have any?
LOL at the fact that I am being stalked by a forum ogre.
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post 1450017823 06-27-2016, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By basshead444⏩
Except the STEM master race would already be in orbital space stations, watching the troglodytes stuck on earth duking it out. Wed make bets and everything just like now, when we install camera systems in gang neighborhoods, have people drive by and spray paint over the gang symbols, and watch the gangs shoot each other up over some paint lol. I usually start masturbating furiously to climax when they start killing each other.
I hate to break it to ya, but not all you STEM nerds are as smart as you think you are.. So you probably won't make it to the space station, tours over
post 1450018143 06-27-2016, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By hodgesjoshuab⏩
I hate to break it to ya, but not all you STEM nerds are as smart as you think you are.. So you probably won't make it to the space station, tours over
Lol if you think tradies are gonna build all the things you see in Mad Max. Good luck making water in the desert.
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post 1450018413 06-27-2016, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
LOL at the fact that I am being stalked by a forum ogre.
holy crap, you really must not be used to talking to people if someone posting in a forum thread you made constitutes stalking to you.
post 1450018433 06-27-2016, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By basshead444⏩
Lol if you think tradies are gonna build all the things you see in Mad Max. Good luck making water in the desert.
Tradies have evolved into being able to drink our own piss, so try again.
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Originally Posted By BrahPlease⏩
it's cheaper to have it done at a place.

brb $25
brb they vacuum ur car
brb they check your tires and fill them to correct psi
brb they do a fluid check on your chit
brb new oil
brb new oil filter
brb under 15 minutes

why not? plus if they wreck ur car their insurance will buy you a new engine and fix ur chit...
My truck takes 7 quarts of synthetic and costs $125 to do at one of those quick lube shops (I just got it done last week).

I can do it myself in a half hour for a 1/4 of that.

I'm just saying. ...
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post 1450018713 06-27-2016, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By basshead444⏩
Good luck making water in the desert.
Damn brah, you got us there.
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post 1450019043 06-27-2016, 07:51 PM
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brb getting under a compact car to change oil when it is 115 degrees out, fuk that noise. Here is $50.
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Even though this is a troll thread I'll answer anyway. I pay to have the oil changed on my daily but I change the oil on my weekend car myself, always.
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post 1450019433 06-27-2016, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted By homersexual⏩
Even though this is a troll thread I'll answer anyway. I pay to have the oil changed on my daily but I change the oil on my weekend car myself, always.
I wish I weren't a tradesmen so I could afford two cars.

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post 1450019863 06-27-2016, 07:56 PM
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i grew up around cars and race cars.. so i learned how to do my own maitnence and can fix most the common issues i've ran into either by figureing it out or youtube. it' way cheaper do it ur self at least around here and cause i don't trust people to work on my car if i can do it myself. (i also have access to multiple shops my family own so ig i'm spoiled in sense all i need to purchace is oil and filter or part)
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post 1450023093 06-27-2016, 08:18 PM
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Used to have the peasants at the shop change my oil. Then I was tipped off they dont always change it. Had my body guard mark the oil filter with a blue pen to check if they changed it. Came back with the same filter. I dont have to worry about that shop anymore because it mysteriously burned to the ground and I saw the owner and his children by the free way pan handling. I reported the kid for not being in school and they took him away. I heard the dad died of liver failure from too much drinking to kill the memories of his prior life. Now my body guard just changes the oil, think he knows not to rip me off. Tired of these fuking peasant tradesman always trying to jew me.
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Lol do you guys realize how easy it actually is to change your oil? You need 1 tool - one of those oil filter clamps. And then you just need an oil pan. That's like 10 bucks for both of those. Filter and oil is like 20 bucks. After a couple times you'll be able to change your oil in 15 minutes. As far as maintenance goes that's about as basic as it gets. Unless your driving a lambo theirs no reason you shouldn't at least know how to change your own oil.

BUT LOL AT TRADESMEN FUKING PLEBS LOL!
Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Used to have the peasants at the shop change my oil. Then I was tipped off they dont always change it. Had my body guard mark the oil filter with a blue pen to check if they changed it. Came back with the same filter. I dont have to worry about that shop anymore because it mysteriously burned to the ground and I saw the owner and his children by the free way pan handling. I reported the kid for not being in school and they took him away. I heard the dad died of liver failure from too much drinking to kill the memories of his prior life. Now my body guard just changes the oil, think he knows not to rip me off. Tired of these fuking peasant tradesman always trying to jew me.
Fuking tradesmen, when will they learn? Mirin bodyguard
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Im a tradesman and can't even afford the oil, let alone an oil change. Thats the tradie life though right guyz
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Originally Posted By MiscDaddy⏩
Damn brah, you got us there.
This victory may be small, but I will savor it lavishly. As my penis slowly begins to swell to fully erect size, I light lavender candles around the room as I apply scented oil to my almost-full chub. I picture the sobs of my enemies, the sighs of disgust and eventual abandonment of conversing with me any longer, and I suddenly become fully erect and fire streams of semen like ectoplasm from the Ghostbusters movie.
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around where i'm from the Factory jobs and Concrete jobs pay the best.. theres nothing for "white collor" jobs really.. There is but they mostly are just family that hire family..
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