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10-06-2016, 10:30 AM
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Too many to count TBH.
Back when I was starting college and I was still learning how to talk to girls and not be socially awkward as **** I was studying with this sloot alone in a study room.
She drew something on the board about how the professor was ****ty or whatever so I was like I'm going to take a pic of it and show the prof.
We started up kind of wrestling cuz she was trying to erase it and I wasn't going to let her and I ended up on top of her on the table like inches from her face...
Didn't make a move. Awkwardly got off and she basically stopped talking to me after that.
Another time I met up with this sloot that had a boyfriend basically but they were on a break or whatever. We were laying on this couch making out and I really liked this girl cuz I was a ******* and I wanted to be "respectful" so I made a point not to grab her tits or ass... I could have so easily have just taken her upstairs and banged her jesus christ. The next day I kissed her goodbye awkwardly and then she never talked to me again and got back with her BF.
Another time this sloot wanted to hook up and we were flirting for the longest time but I didn't make any moves. Then at this party she was literally sitting on my lap and I still didn't make any moves.. I would text her cringy stuff like "because you're worth it." She ended up getting a ride home from this random skinny ******* that was like a 2/10 and banging him and never talking to me again. They got married and had a kid later on lol.
I could go on and on with these stories..
Back when I was starting college and I was still learning how to talk to girls and not be socially awkward as **** I was studying with this sloot alone in a study room.
She drew something on the board about how the professor was ****ty or whatever so I was like I'm going to take a pic of it and show the prof.
We started up kind of wrestling cuz she was trying to erase it and I wasn't going to let her and I ended up on top of her on the table like inches from her face...
Didn't make a move. Awkwardly got off and she basically stopped talking to me after that.
Another time I met up with this sloot that had a boyfriend basically but they were on a break or whatever. We were laying on this couch making out and I really liked this girl cuz I was a ******* and I wanted to be "respectful" so I made a point not to grab her tits or ass... I could have so easily have just taken her upstairs and banged her jesus christ. The next day I kissed her goodbye awkwardly and then she never talked to me again and got back with her BF.
Another time this sloot wanted to hook up and we were flirting for the longest time but I didn't make any moves. Then at this party she was literally sitting on my lap and I still didn't make any moves.. I would text her cringy stuff like "because you're worth it." She ended up getting a ride home from this random skinny ******* that was like a 2/10 and banging him and never talking to me again. They got married and had a kid later on lol.
I could go on and on with these stories..
10-06-2016, 11:21 AM
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Hanging out with a classmate at my house, studying. Don't make a move but it's obvious that I was thinking about it. Text her a couple mins after she leaves my house saying "I forgot to give you a kiss". Immediately think what have I done, but she texts me, telling me to come outside. Make out in the doorway. Ended up dating for a while, but thinking back, definitely one of my cringiest moments.
10-06-2016, 11:40 AM
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this actually happened two weekends ago..
for the prologue: A while back in college, one of my friends (who's a girl) had her cousin come and visit for the weekend. went out to a party together and I ended up smashing, good times.
fast forward to present day.. my friend has her OTHER cousin coming to visit the city.. aka the older sister of the girl I had smashed.. long story short, I was blackout drunk by the time my friend and her cousins arrived at the bar (they took a late bus).. and apparently the first thing I said to her was "looks like you are next in line in the family for me"... cousin and her whole squad of girlfriends instantly thought I was some sort of creepy rapist, ended up hating my entire group of friends all weekend and leaving a day early lmfao
for the prologue: A while back in college, one of my friends (who's a girl) had her cousin come and visit for the weekend. went out to a party together and I ended up smashing, good times.
fast forward to present day.. my friend has her OTHER cousin coming to visit the city.. aka the older sister of the girl I had smashed.. long story short, I was blackout drunk by the time my friend and her cousins arrived at the bar (they took a late bus).. and apparently the first thing I said to her was "looks like you are next in line in the family for me"... cousin and her whole squad of girlfriends instantly thought I was some sort of creepy rapist, ended up hating my entire group of friends all weekend and leaving a day early lmfao
10-06-2016, 11:43 AM
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Went out with the boyz, like 9 or 10 of us, to a popular bar downtown for some random girl's bday. I wasn't drinking much, I think I had work or something to do early in the morning, and I had a GF (not with me) so I was uninterested in the whole affair. As I'm standing at the actual bar talking to a buddy of mine a 7.5/10 girl comes up behind me and grabs my ass, a very hearty, aggressive squeeze.
I turned around like who the hell... This girl gave 0 fuks. She was definitely tipsy. Started talking to me saying its her bday (not the same girl who's bday we were attending) and that she has a booth+bottles in the VIP at a nearby club and wants me to come with her. Sounded enticing but then I remembered I gotta be up super early, and I didn't even drive myself here (and have a GF). So since I don't know this girl at all and have no clue how I'd get home, I stupidly asked if all my friends can come too. She's like "All of them? Really?" me: "Yeah." her: "You're serious". me: "Yeah..." she just looked at me and stormed out of the bar. Chalked it up as a meh moment then the next day was like fuk brah you passed on free liquor in the vip with drunk girls. Full retard son
I turned around like who the hell... This girl gave 0 fuks. She was definitely tipsy. Started talking to me saying its her bday (not the same girl who's bday we were attending) and that she has a booth+bottles in the VIP at a nearby club and wants me to come with her. Sounded enticing but then I remembered I gotta be up super early, and I didn't even drive myself here (and have a GF). So since I don't know this girl at all and have no clue how I'd get home, I stupidly asked if all my friends can come too. She's like "All of them? Really?" me: "Yeah." her: "You're serious". me: "Yeah..." she just looked at me and stormed out of the bar. Chalked it up as a meh moment then the next day was like fuk brah you passed on free liquor in the vip with drunk girls. Full retard son
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10-06-2016, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By WeAreElectric⏩
Pretty cringy but at least it worked so it's not that bad lolHanging out with a classmate at my house, studying. Don't make a move but it's obvious that I was thinking about it. Text her a couple mins after she leaves my house saying "I forgot to give you a kiss". Immediately think what have I done, but she texts me, telling me to come outside. Make out in the doorway. Ended up dating for a while, but thinking back, definitely one of my cringiest moments.
Originally Posted By DeusExTerra⏩
That's not cringy it's hilarious."looks like you are next in line in the family for me"
10-06-2016, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By TooAnabolic⏩
ask any of my friends, when i get hammered i basically turn into my internet persona.. aka not giving a fuk about political correctness, hurting peoples feelings, crossing lines, etc. lmfao i love drunk me to be honest.That's not cringy it's hilarious.
10-06-2016, 11:54 AM
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Went to take a girl out for a walk around the park, after a while she invites me back to her place to "watch a movie"
We go back and start watching a very crappy chinese horror movie that made no sense
I put my arm around her throughout the whole movie, too distracted by the movie to make a move on her
After the movie she said she was tired and I left, never saw her again
We go back and start watching a very crappy chinese horror movie that made no sense
I put my arm around her throughout the whole movie, too distracted by the movie to make a move on her
After the movie she said she was tired and I left, never saw her again
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10-06-2016, 12:00 PM
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When I was in the 7th grade, my ex gf and I went to Fred Meyer (not sure if that's a well known store) which sells food, clothes, furniture, etc. Guess it can be labeled as a date since we did walk around holding hands in the store. As we were leaving, not sure why the fuk I even did it, I put a striped shirt (from the boys section, black stripes and a faded purple in color, not feminine looking at all) under mine and walked out with it (ex bad boy five finger discounter here) and once outside, gave it to her. I didn't know it back then of the meaning of this term but she was the first person to have ever "bert stared" me but she still accepted my gift.
Have never seen her even wear it.
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10-06-2016, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By roddypiper12⏩
oh lawd bro. lmaoMost beta thing I have done in my life srs... Girl I liked in first year or so of college tells me she likes roller skating. I go to Goodwill and pickup a pair, fukin SKATE to her apartment door, only for her to look at me like a loser and say "not right now." Ended up salvaging myself, but every time I think of that I cringe so hard.
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10-06-2016, 12:22 PM
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I was hanging out with this really fine girl, seriously a 9/10 misc standards for appearance and personality. We hung out every other days for like two weeks, hookah lounges, hiking, restaurants, you name it. She was paying for half of everything and we hit it off really well. We were both moving to separate parts of the country after the two weeks so we knew there was no chance of anything long term. There were several times she was showing strong interest in me. She would sit right up next to me when we hookahed, we would get really touchy, we were playing around with handcuffs, she even talked about how we could have sex in a car while we were chilling in my car... Keep in mind I was not FA and have never had this problem before but I waited until it was too late to make a move. That was and still is the only girl I've actually liked. I vowed to never let that happen again. She is married now.
10-06-2016, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By DeusExTerra⏩
Lol this is me except my real life persona is the same as my internet persona, and my drunk persona is 10x worse. My friends get a kick out of it, but I always end up feeling so stupid when I look back.ask any of my friends, when i get hammered i basically turn into my internet persona.. aka not giving a fuk about political correctness, hurting peoples feelings, crossing lines, etc. lmfao i love drunk me to be honest.
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10-06-2016, 12:33 PM
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Hanging out with new supervisor
Hadn't had sex in 2 or 3 months
Start fooling around
Penetration... for 10 seconds
Bust...
Inside her...
Raw...
Tell her "I don't want to make things complicated at work. Maybe we should just chill" and act like I didn't bust
Put in request for transfer due to shame and potential babynames.com
Hadn't had sex in 2 or 3 months
Start fooling around
Penetration... for 10 seconds
Bust...
Inside her...
Raw...
Tell her "I don't want to make things complicated at work. Maybe we should just chill" and act like I didn't bust
Put in request for transfer due to shame and potential babynames.com
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10-06-2016, 12:34 PM
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First date after breaking up with my ex (bad breakup...was feeling very self-conscious) and this girl was super into me. Would text me first every day and would tell me how handsome I was, etc.
This was on Tinder btw, and her pics were meh at best. I thought I was going out with a 6/10 but I see her in person and this girl is stunning. Blonde hair, blue eyes, and THICC af.
My inner misc senses start tingling and I start over-thinking everything. And idk wtf happened but I started spilling my guts about all my problems to this girl and I could tell she was uncomfortable but I didn't give a fuk.
Ended the date with an awkward hug and that was it. I texted her the next day and she never texted me back again. Blocked me on all social media so no pics - not that it would do any good. Her pics did her no justice at all.
This was on Tinder btw, and her pics were meh at best. I thought I was going out with a 6/10 but I see her in person and this girl is stunning. Blonde hair, blue eyes, and THICC af.
My inner misc senses start tingling and I start over-thinking everything. And idk wtf happened but I started spilling my guts about all my problems to this girl and I could tell she was uncomfortable but I didn't give a fuk.
Ended the date with an awkward hug and that was it. I texted her the next day and she never texted me back again. Blocked me on all social media so no pics - not that it would do any good. Her pics did her no justice at all.
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Originally Posted By BrahPlease⏩
Lol yeah man. Imagine I had to skate back to my place. Trying to dig deep to find any self worth, confidence the whole way back through the complex. A couple of my bros saw me and gave me shyt for years...lol funny stuff now, but wtf was I thinking.oh lawd bro. lmao
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10-06-2016, 01:00 PM
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Matched with a bigger chick on tinder that I knew from college cause I knew she was easy. Invited her over to my place that I recently bought and was in the process of renovating. I literally had a blow up mattress on the floor of the bedroom with one pillow. She comes over to "watch a movie on the laptop". We start hooking up and she starts blowing me. Go to smash and I literally go so soft because of how terrible and fat she looks. She asks what the problem is and if I'm gay. Proceed to tell her I'm just nervous. End up banging with a soft one for 5 minutes then I fake cum. And the bed practically deflated. Just LOL
Still see her once a month for a bj.
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Originally Posted By bigbobgotu⏩
Damn brah I know these feels - repped... Except we were actually smashing the entire time and it was the best sex BY FAR I've ever had. Makes the feels way worse.I was hanging out with this really fine girl, seriously a 9/10 misc standards for appearance and personality. We hung out every other days for like two weeks, hookah lounges, hiking, restaurants, you name it. She was paying for half of everything and we hit it off really well. We were both moving to separate parts of the country after the two weeks so we knew there was no chance of anything long term. There were several times she was showing strong interest in me. She would sit right up next to me when we hookahed, we would get really touchy, we were playing around with handcuffs, she even talked about how we could have sex in a car while we were chilling in my car... Keep in mind I was not FA and have never had this problem before but I waited until it was too late to make a move. That was and still is the only girl I've actually liked. I vowed to never let that happen again. She is married now.
brb holding on to that tiny chance of hope that one day you'll cross paths again in better situations.
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Freshman year of HS I went on a date to a movie. And when we were back to her house I actually asked her if I could kiss her rather than just do it. Made me cringe that next day.. She wanted to go out again but I got sucked into the sloots in highschool rather than the classies...
Edit: Went on a tinder date about a year ago, I show up to the bar and this girl (who was hot btw) ended up being like 6 months pregnant and didn't care to tell me. I spoke to her for a little bit then told her she should have been honest.
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Originally Posted By chino3⏩
So fukking strong I loled for a good 10 seconds.Hanging out with new supervisor
Hadn't had sex in 2 or 3 months
Start fooling around
Penetration... for 10 seconds
Bust...
Inside her...
Raw...
Tell her "I don't want to make things complicated at work. Maybe we should just chill" and act like I didn't bust
Put in request for transfer due to shame and potential babynames.com
Hadn't had sex in 2 or 3 months
Start fooling around
Penetration... for 10 seconds
Bust...
Inside her...
Raw...
Tell her "I don't want to make things complicated at work. Maybe we should just chill" and act like I didn't bust
Put in request for transfer due to shame and potential babynames.com
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10-06-2016, 01:11 PM
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tipped the waitress, it was so cringey oh my god. That is not my job to pay them.
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10-07-2016, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted By roddypiper12⏩
Thanks for the laughMost beta thing I have done in my life srs... Girl I liked in first year or so of college tells me she likes roller skating. I go to Goodwill and pickup a pair, fukin SKATE to her apartment door, only for her to look at me like a loser and say "not right now." Ended up salvaging myself, but every time I think of that I cringe so hard.
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10-07-2016, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted By TooAnabolic⏩
Lol. Post more. Many lulz itt.. Will try to rep everyoneToo many to count TBH.
Back when I was starting college and I was still learning how to talk to girls and not be socially awkward as **** I was studying with this sloot alone in a study room.
She drew something on the board about how the professor was ****ty or whatever so I was like I'm going to take a pic of it and show the prof.
We started up kind of wrestling cuz she was trying to erase it and I wasn't going to let her and I ended up on top of her on the table like inches from her face...
Didn't make a move. Awkwardly got off and she basically stopped talking to me after that.
Another time I met up with this sloot that had a boyfriend basically but they were on a break or whatever. We were laying on this couch making out and I really liked this girl cuz I was a ******* and I wanted to be "respectful" so I made a point not to grab her tits or ass... I could have so easily have just taken her upstairs and banged her jesus christ. The next day I kissed her goodbye awkwardly and then she never talked to me again and got back with her BF.
Another time this sloot wanted to hook up and we were flirting for the longest time but I didn't make any moves. Then at this party she was literally sitting on my lap and I still didn't make any moves.. I would text her cringy stuff like "because you're worth it." She ended up getting a ride home from this random skinny ******* that was like a 2/10 and banging him and never talking to me again. They got married and had a kid later on lol.
I could go on and on with these stories..
Back when I was starting college and I was still learning how to talk to girls and not be socially awkward as **** I was studying with this sloot alone in a study room.
She drew something on the board about how the professor was ****ty or whatever so I was like I'm going to take a pic of it and show the prof.
We started up kind of wrestling cuz she was trying to erase it and I wasn't going to let her and I ended up on top of her on the table like inches from her face...
Didn't make a move. Awkwardly got off and she basically stopped talking to me after that.
Another time I met up with this sloot that had a boyfriend basically but they were on a break or whatever. We were laying on this couch making out and I really liked this girl cuz I was a ******* and I wanted to be "respectful" so I made a point not to grab her tits or ass... I could have so easily have just taken her upstairs and banged her jesus christ. The next day I kissed her goodbye awkwardly and then she never talked to me again and got back with her BF.
Another time this sloot wanted to hook up and we were flirting for the longest time but I didn't make any moves. Then at this party she was literally sitting on my lap and I still didn't make any moves.. I would text her cringy stuff like "because you're worth it." She ended up getting a ride home from this random skinny ******* that was like a 2/10 and banging him and never talking to me again. They got married and had a kid later on lol.
I could go on and on with these stories..
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10-07-2016, 05:32 AM
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High school beta date. I was 13.
Ask her to go to the movies, she says yes.
Get to the cinema, see her there, she's brought 2 friends with her. Being 13 and friends of the girl I'm keen on, naturally they hate me. We go into the movies, where she sits in the middle of her 2 friends and completely ignores me, so I'm sitting on the end of the group like a total autist. Got up to piss halfway through the movie and never came back.
To cap off the cringe I'd make her a mix cd.
Ask her to go to the movies, she says yes.
Get to the cinema, see her there, she's brought 2 friends with her. Being 13 and friends of the girl I'm keen on, naturally they hate me. We go into the movies, where she sits in the middle of her 2 friends and completely ignores me, so I'm sitting on the end of the group like a total autist. Got up to piss halfway through the movie and never came back.
To cap off the cringe I'd make her a mix cd.
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10-07-2016, 05:48 AM
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last date before going abroad to study at uni for a year
she made a promise that she would behave and so should i (which i accepted like an idiot)
i actually behaved (only made out with sloots) and then when I got back she told me she banged 2 guys...
lost my trust in women that day
she made a promise that she would behave and so should i (which i accepted like an idiot)
i actually behaved (only made out with sloots) and then when I got back she told me she banged 2 guys...
lost my trust in women that day
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This is the only thing I can think of - not too terrible, just a bad misread of signs.
Brought a girl home (while still living with parents). We were fooling around on the couch, but we didn't have the house to ourselves so we were keeping it PG - she asks me, "So, where's your bedroom?"
My answer: "Oh, it's over by the door where we came in." I then proceeded to NOT lead her to said bedroom where we'd have some privacy, and instead we stayed on the couch, where clothes remained on for the rest of the night.
Again, not terrible, but I do cringe a bit (much as I hate the word 'cringe') when I think back on it.
Brought a girl home (while still living with parents). We were fooling around on the couch, but we didn't have the house to ourselves so we were keeping it PG - she asks me, "So, where's your bedroom?"
My answer: "Oh, it's over by the door where we came in." I then proceeded to NOT lead her to said bedroom where we'd have some privacy, and instead we stayed on the couch, where clothes remained on for the rest of the night.
Again, not terrible, but I do cringe a bit (much as I hate the word 'cringe') when I think back on it.
10-07-2016, 06:51 AM
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Met girl at gym, thought she was 5 years older than me (and out of my league), approach and speak to her, turns out shes 2 years younger, tell her she looked a lot older (strong wtf). Get digits after a few sessions at the gym & conversations, decide to initiate a meetup. I remember the timing was convenient as she was having troubles at home, so I recommended she stay by me for the night. Came over and slept in my single bed. We were laying next to eachother and I said I didn't want to do anything because she wasn't my girlfriend and im not that type of guy (potato mode), I also didn't have any protection at the time. She tells me that she keeps protection with her (wotm8). I stick to my decision, fall asleep with pillow in between us so we "don't touch", wake up next morning drop her off at home. Havent spoken since.
Met girl at gym, had boyfriend, play nice guy role & acquire digits for friendly chats, chats turn into something more than friendly, end up cucking myself for a month or so, but manage to arrange for her to come visit one day (thought to myself, this is the day). She comes over, I go full potato not my girlfriend, that type of guy, don't want to disrespect her mode. Sitting on my bed chatting, kissing her on her neck, my ex girlfriend walks in (100% srs - has a good relationship with my parents so they just let her in, but prior to this she texted me telling me shes coming, even after I told her to stay the fukk away). Ex girlfriend tells gymgirl to go home, I tell gymgirl to stay, ex girlfriend starts looking through cupboards as if shes "packing up and leaving", shouting at me and divulging personal things that happened between us like a week ago. Ask gymgirl if she wants to take a drive, we leave while ex girlfriend was sitting chatting to my mom, drop her off at home - said she "had to sort out things with her boyfriend". Didn't end up getting with her.
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Met girl at gym, had boyfriend, play nice guy role & acquire digits for friendly chats, chats turn into something more than friendly, end up cucking myself for a month or so, but manage to arrange for her to come visit one day (thought to myself, this is the day). She comes over, I go full potato not my girlfriend, that type of guy, don't want to disrespect her mode. Sitting on my bed chatting, kissing her on her neck, my ex girlfriend walks in (100% srs - has a good relationship with my parents so they just let her in, but prior to this she texted me telling me shes coming, even after I told her to stay the fukk away). Ex girlfriend tells gymgirl to go home, I tell gymgirl to stay, ex girlfriend starts looking through cupboards as if shes "packing up and leaving", shouting at me and divulging personal things that happened between us like a week ago. Ask gymgirl if she wants to take a drive, we leave while ex girlfriend was sitting chatting to my mom, drop her off at home - said she "had to sort out things with her boyfriend". Didn't end up getting with her.
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10-07-2016, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Kylevolution⏩
jesus christ. put a pillow between you guys lmaoooooMet girl at gym, thought she was 5 years older than me (and out of my league), approach and speak to her, turns out shes 2 years younger, tell her she looked a lot older (strong wtf). Get digits after a few sessions at the gym & conversations, decide to initiate a meetup. I remember the timing was convenient as she was having troubles at home, so I recommended she stay by me for the night. Came over and slept in my single bed. We were laying next to eachother and I said I didn't want to do anything because she wasn't my girlfriend and im not that type of guy (potato mode), I also didn't have any protection at the time. She tells me that she keeps protection with her (wotm8). I stick to my decision, fall asleep with pillow in between us so we "don't touch", wake up next morning drop her off at home. Havent spoken since.
Met girl at gym, had boyfriend, play nice guy role & acquire digits for friendly chats, chats turn into something more than friendly, end up cucking myself for a month or so, but manage to arrange for her to come visit one day (thought to myself, this is the day). She comes over, I go full potato not my girlfriend, that type of guy, don't want to disrespect her mode. Sitting on my bed chatting, kissing her on her neck, my ex girlfriend walks in (100% srs - has a good relationship with my parents so they just let her in, but prior to this she texted me telling me shes coming, even after I told her to stay the fukk away). Ex girlfriend tells gymgirl to go home, I tell gymgirl to stay, ex girlfriend starts looking through cupboards as if shes "packing up and leaving", shouting at me and divulging personal things that happened between us like a week ago. Ask gymgirl if she wants to take a drive, we leave while ex girlfriend was sitting chatting to my mom, drop her off at home - said she "had to sort out things with her boyfriend". Didn't end up getting with her.
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Met girl at gym, had boyfriend, play nice guy role & acquire digits for friendly chats, chats turn into something more than friendly, end up cucking myself for a month or so, but manage to arrange for her to come visit one day (thought to myself, this is the day). She comes over, I go full potato not my girlfriend, that type of guy, don't want to disrespect her mode. Sitting on my bed chatting, kissing her on her neck, my ex girlfriend walks in (100% srs - has a good relationship with my parents so they just let her in, but prior to this she texted me telling me shes coming, even after I told her to stay the fukk away). Ex girlfriend tells gymgirl to go home, I tell gymgirl to stay, ex girlfriend starts looking through cupboards as if shes "packing up and leaving", shouting at me and divulging personal things that happened between us like a week ago. Ask gymgirl if she wants to take a drive, we leave while ex girlfriend was sitting chatting to my mom, drop her off at home - said she "had to sort out things with her boyfriend". Didn't end up getting with her.
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10-07-2016, 07:24 PM
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ran into a mirror while playing mini golf inside a mall. when I ran into the mirror I said "oh sorry" like I ran into another person and then said out loud "wait thats me" -pretty cringey but the mini golf place was glow in the dark so I have a small excuse
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10-07-2016, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted By roddypiper12⏩
Lmao, this is the best one.Most beta thing I have done in my life srs... Girl I liked in first year or so of college tells me she likes roller skating. I go to Goodwill and pickup a pair, fukin SKATE to her apartment door, only for her to look at me like a loser and say "not right now." Ended up salvaging myself, but every time I think of that I cringe so hard.
10-07-2016, 08:29 PM
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Went in for a kiss and got denied - BRUTAL. But that was back before I was srs about lifting, that chit don't happen no more.
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10-07-2016, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
what happen brah?Went in for a kiss and got denied - BRUTAL. But that was back before I was srs about lifting, that chit don't happen no more.
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