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post 1506978061 06-03-2017, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Saiyanbrahh⏩
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post 1506978811 06-03-2017, 05:27 AM
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When Europeans think about America that's exactly the type of thing we envision
post 1506979021 06-03-2017, 05:33 AM
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Things like this are created by dumb HR bimbos that don't have anything better to do
post 1506979131 06-03-2017, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted By sunchine⏩
When Europeans think about America that's exactly the type of thing we envision
this, europeans cringe at that murican chit posted in the OP
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post 1506979591 06-03-2017, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted By sunchine⏩
When Europeans think about America that's exactly the type of thing we envision
When Americans think about Europeans...oh wait, we don't think about Europeans
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post 1506986911 06-03-2017, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By GabrielNovar⏩
this was alpha as fukkkk tho
You're one of them aren't you
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post 1506987221 06-03-2017, 08:43 AM
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Oh man. That chit is the worst
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post 1506987651 06-03-2017, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
Can't view OP's link at work.

Cliffs or youtube link about what's going on in OP's post?
PwC makes their employees do some embarrassing "team building" exercise
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post 1506987781 06-03-2017, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Frontrun33r⏩
Depends on the position. I work from home every day, 22 vacay days, 12 holidays, unlimited sick (srs, but I take like two a year), will be working from Europe for 3 weeks working 2-10PM euro time, going out from 10-4AM, sleep til 11AM, beach two hours, repeat.

All on a good salary because I found my niche. Feelsgoodman
same here, I work in the realm of public accounting, just not Big4. Big4 is pure cope imo. I work less and make more in a more niche specialty than auditing. I actually get 5 weeks vacation, lol at 22 days. 25 days master race.
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post 1506987951 06-03-2017, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By wooosh3⏩
surely you can refuse to do this chit and still keep your job right?


right....?
this is a recruiting event for college kids. You won't get hired being a typical anti-social miscer. They hire fratty/social types.
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post 1506988081 06-03-2017, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By NWDub⏩
This is a top tier job for ivy league fuks too
wrong. LOL at wasting an ivy league education to become an auditor. Poverty as fuk son, they recruit at every state school.
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post 1506988631 06-03-2017, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By blckndyllw⏩
Apparently this happened in Houston
Yeah they do this stupid chit here. Guarantee its some homo agenda pushing liberal. Chit is big here. Places like these don't last very long srs.
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post 1506989681 06-03-2017, 09:21 AM
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My company has never done such nonsense as this. When we got new management I was afraid we might start but so far the worst we've had are quarterly "town hall" meetings with the CEO.
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post 1506991401 06-03-2017, 09:43 AM
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post 1506992011 06-03-2017, 09:52 AM
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This looks like a scene from the Book of Mormon. I ain't mad at that second girls t*ts tho.
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post 1506993571 06-03-2017, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By NWDub⏩
This is a top tier job for ivy league fuks too
Youre thinking the management consulting practice (i.e PwC Strategy&), this is their audit practice which is the literal wagecel type job.

IMO it's acceptable for their internships trying to bridge to young people. But would LOL if for orientation of experience hires or some chit.
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post 1506997861 06-03-2017, 11:04 AM
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post 1506998671 06-03-2017, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By recedingjaw⏩
Lmao big 4 manager checking in. This definitely isn't in our office. Totally depends on which office we're talking about. Every state/city is different. I'd be cringing if I saw that.
Aw sheiiit... look out errbody. We got manager of the BIG FOUR in the house
post 1506998971 06-03-2017, 11:13 AM
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What would posess HR, the manager or whoever to want to do something like this? What the **** is wrong with people?
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post 1506998981 06-03-2017, 11:13 AM
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On my balls I'd tell them to kick rocks. The **** is this ****?
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post 1506999531 06-03-2017, 11:19 AM
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my name is rooney, yea, i went to misc university, yea, and i am real gay! yea! *hands microphone off to next ******* in line*
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post 1506999841 06-03-2017, 11:22 AM
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that is my nightmare job.
post 1507000521 06-03-2017, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Rooney15⏩
What would posess HR, the manager or whoever to want to do something like this? What the **** is wrong with people?
The hardon they get knowing how much the introverted ones must ate this
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post 1507001351 06-03-2017, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Rooney15⏩
What would posess HR, the manager or whoever to want to do something like this? What the **** is wrong with people?
Sorority sloots who major in psychology/HR...These are the only jobs they can get.
post 1507005451 06-03-2017, 12:25 PM
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post 1507006421 06-03-2017, 12:38 PM
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Would have hit them with the GOAT chant

post 1507006791 06-03-2017, 12:41 PM
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People actually work in this environment.. What is real life..
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