Lol well you can't leave us hanging. Storytime?

I just turned 30.people probably already have all their friends by this point.
I'm so old and decrepit we are all about to be in nursing homes anyways...maybe I'll meet some friends there

I used to get upset about this kind of thing, then i stopped trying so hard and just started to roll with it.

Now if someone texts me after three months i just say hi and hangout or whatever, i dont get 'attached' to anyone.

That's not necessarily true. I have a bro I met around 3 or so years ago when I met my wife. He was the bf of one of my wife's slut friends.

Long story short, my wife's friend ended up cheating on her bf, my wife cut her out of her life and both my wife and I decided to tell my bro so he wouldn't be made a fool of. Since that day, this guys been a pretty loyal friend to my wife and I. He's an electrician, he installed hella fans for us free of charge. I gave him a nice expensive bottle of tequila in return though. This was around 2 years ago. Dude texts me every 1 or 2 weeks to see how I'm doing or to go out for a beer.

I'm literally taking a crap while reading. Even before the advice

I have like 3 good friends, like brothers and a lot of friends (acqaintances). I personally don't care how long it takes people to get back on texts unless I'm trying to plan something. Concentrate on keeping a healthy relationship with the good ones.

I was super drunk, but we were in a car. And some guys were talking about this "nice" girl who was born without a vagina. And I picked that up and immediately when "jjeeezzuusus christ, her ******* must be the size of ****ing andromeda by now." then i made space sounds " phucking dat ass would sound like. bllllrlrtttt blllrlrrrrrrttttt BLLRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTZZZTTTTT FUUUUUUUU BRLLLLT". repeatedly while they bertstar'd me
but, i wouldn't stop and ended with a terrific....

"SLOOOOTS MAAANNNG"

please kill me now

Holy chit. this is so me, so that often I don't say anything at all to avoid offending new people, which gives rise to a whole set of another problem.

there were other things i said

Also good advice.


Did you finish yet?

the older I get the less I have time to hang out and drink and chit. Got things I want to do and I want to be sucessful

So, what are you doing? Are you putting yourself out there?

OP I remember you saying you were married before but didn't know you're in college.

Are you like one of those kids who's married at 20-21 or are you going back to school?

Ya and I don't mean like they will text me later on, I mean some of these people would not text me again and just forget about me if I didn't text them every few months.
Now there are two of my 4 "friends" who I consider more acquaintances. I don't get mad at them for not calling because I know deep down we will never be "real" friends.

I acknowledge that I've done that in the past ...and even slipped up doing it by replying to the girl today saying "ya I get kind of hurt when someone drops off the friend planet" but she's a user.
I really shouldn't have said anything to either one.

I just especially hate when people say "I just got so busy" but yet they are talking to other friends and going places.

What they really mean is "I don't consider you a real friend and I only use you when I have no one else to hang with or when I need something from you"

Everyone has a minute or two to call someone once a month lol. Technology has taken over and now it's like "sloots" with tons of men in rotation.

just opened this fortune while reading this thread srs

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible"

Find a boyfriend srs

you're stressed

you just need to focus on a blowjob and let go of everything else

hope this helped

Lol no you did not

I have already said that two things contribute to me not having a lot of friends
1) I have been "needy" before..ie texting once every week or two. I don't think that's needy but apparently it is to some

2) I get too attached to people. I don't mean I meet someone then immediately I'm like omg I <3 yeww we are besties forever..but I do start caring pretty quick.

So I was driving with one of my chi psi bro, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his dick in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so ****ing hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he cums, I swallow it like I'm some big fratstar. I kissed him and call him a big fratstar while laughing.

I love when I read pasta for the first time. ****ing laughing out loud in my room at night like a loser.

****Dear diary. Read while pooping. VERY LONG*****


-I am a genuinely nice person and treat everyone with respect.

-I text people every once in awhile to see how they are doing if I haven't heard from them.same with family from out of state.

-Will help anyone (if a friend's car is broke down I will come pick them up, have helped people move, babysat people's kids expecting nothing in return etc)

-I am usually available to go do stuff if people give me a little advance notice (so it's not like people are inviting and I'm turning them down over and over)

-People that I meet say I'm fun to be around and I have a great personality.



SO...im wondering why acquaintances never turn into friends. I literally have 4 friends but only regularly talk to 2 of them. Their choice not mine.
I'm not going to keep texting people if after the third time no reply. Not gonna be a needy little bitch texting people constantly when they don't reciprocate.


I feel due to all this, and what I feel like is getting screwed over, I have become a little bit bitter and slowly stopped trying to make friends (I figure they can call me instead of me always being the one to initiate)


Example- two people just this week that haven't talked to me in over 3 months have the audacity to text me. One asking what we needed to read for micro, and another asking me if we can meet up and study for anatomy
(in b4 5 hrs of studying lol...yes I overestimated because I timed it the other night and it's actually only about 2 hrs if constant study)



One person I completely ignored both of their texts.

The other I replied back with the Savage "who is this?"
She goes "its Laura, ...dang"

I replied back with "well I didn't know since I haven't heard anything from you in about 3 months and the only other person that has talked to me in the group is Amanda .I I get kind of salty when people drop off the "friend planet"

She replied back "i just got busy with life. ...can we study today or tomorrow"

I said "it only takes a few seconds to send someone a text and see how they're doing" "you could literally text me in the time it takes for you to take a chit"

Didn't reply after that cause i am not even gonna attempt to be someones friend that doesn't have time to cultivate a friendship.

Keep in mind she went NC for 3 fukking months but then ALL OF A SUDDEN has time again for me ..just in time for test #1 (suprise!)


Other friends either act like they don't have time, or don't invite me places unless I text them first. It's like I'm an afterthought.

Yet, these are the same people that go on and on to their other friends saying how funny I am and how fun I am to be around and that all their friends will just love me when we DO go somewhere and Im introduced.

And for anyone who hasn't caught n yet, I totally do use the misc to feel like I have somewhat of a life other than family, and school.


Cliffs..if you've made it this far
*op is a Very loyal friend
*people say op is Fun to be around
*Only has 4 friends
*2 of which talk to on the regular/do stuff with
*op is starting to get the attitude of "fuk everyone" bc hardly any friends


Just tired of people atm. I can see how genuinely weird and socially awkward girls don't have friends but I'm really not that way. I'm weird but not in a scary or off-putting way..and no I'm not super sexual to everyone irl lol