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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
That bike looks wicked, srs. Also your son's a Libra. Be patient with his emotions.Check it out misc. Just assembled it and now only need to add the decals and pads.
Charging it up now.

Thing is, it's not his birthday until Oct 15th LMFAOOOO!!!
Charging it up now.

Thing is, it's not his birthday until Oct 15th LMFAOOOO!!!
Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Lol Rabbitjb. If you really were born a woman, that makes you a very poor judge on what a normal 5 year old boy likes and doesn't like. I wouldn't dream of commenting on what kind of toys a 5 year old girl would like.I assume kid has a regular bike, scooter and a few active hours daily
In which case, oh well... personally think it's a crap present for a 5 year old tbh ..but happy birthday to him anyway
In which case, oh well... personally think it's a crap present for a 5 year old tbh ..but happy birthday to him anyway
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Far as I recall, I implied it was a low class present from a peasant dad to a yob son. That the bit you were almost agreeing with?You think?
You know I don't care how you raise your kids, it's hardly like I'm ever gonna encounter them ... you're an involved caring parent your kids will be fine
Doesn't mean when you ask for "thoughts" people have to agree with you
Worst thing about about this thread is you've made me almost agree with Sam Bolton
You know I don't care how you raise your kids, it's hardly like I'm ever gonna encounter them ... you're an involved caring parent your kids will be fine
Doesn't mean when you ask for "thoughts" people have to agree with you
Worst thing about about this thread is you've made me almost agree with Sam Bolton
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09-09-2017, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Both my son's are very well behaved with impeccable manners.Far as I recall, I implied it was a low class present from a peasant dad to a yob son. That the bit you were almost agreeing with?
Tell me Sam, what would you buy your son for his 5th birthday?
Oh wait....
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Originally Posted By Jburn⏩
We obviously have a tough guy here who doesn't feel any emotions. Negs on recharge boyo, negs on recharge.
09-09-2017, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩
Remind me and I'll get him too.We obviously have a tough guy here who doesn't feel any emotions. Negs on recharge boyo, negs on recharge.
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09-09-2017, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
but yikes....he's 5. I'm not sure about your kids, but most 5 year olds I know are pretty clumsey and have no situational awareness. If you saw that he was riding towards a busy street do you think he would he have the wherewithal to steer away from it?Like I said. Limited to 5mph and at the park. He probably hits 15mph on his BMX right now so I'm not sure what the issue is.
and even if it only goes 5mph, you can pick up some serious speed if you start coasting down a hill, which limits the kids ability to steer away from danger.
IDK, I live in the city, so I have a greater inclination of being a helicopter parent if I have kids than someone that lives in the country.
Its an awesome gift, but 5 is scary young for something like that. But, you know your kids better than us so, I hope this is the right choice.
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
He rides his BMX like a champ and shows no signs of irrationally riding towards a main road.but yikes....he's 5. I'm not sure about your kids, but most 5 year olds I know are pretty clumsey and have no situational awareness. If you saw that he was riding towards a busy street do you think he would he have the wherewithal to steer away from it?
and even if it only goes 5mph, you can pick up some serious speed if you start coasting down a hill, which limits the kids ability to steer away from danger.
IDK, I live in the city, so I have a greater inclination of being a helicopter parent if I have kids than someone that lives in the country.
Its an awesome gift, but 5 is scary young for something like that. But, you know your kids better than us so, I hope this is the right choice.
and even if it only goes 5mph, you can pick up some serious speed if you start coasting down a hill, which limits the kids ability to steer away from danger.
IDK, I live in the city, so I have a greater inclination of being a helicopter parent if I have kids than someone that lives in the country.
Its an awesome gift, but 5 is scary young for something like that. But, you know your kids better than us so, I hope this is the right choice.
Despite that, he will be taken to a park with a large open green with zero obstacles and roads nearby so that he can get used to it.
By the way, I just had a little go on it and 5mph is walking pace.
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Originally Posted By theoxinthebox⏩
As an American I have no idea what any of this means, lol.This is 100% proof you either live in a caravan and ride a horse and cart to work, or you live in a council flat claiming benefits... full on pikey kit
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
true, 5 mph is a brisk walk, but when hills are in play, 5 can turn into 15 which turns into 20 mph pretty quick. I'd hate to see a real life reenactment of Pet Sematary.By the way, I just had a little go on it and 5mph is walking pace.
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Do they not have electric ride-on toys in America or something? Honestly having trouble understanding the hysteria.true, 5 mph is a brisk walk, but when hills are in play, 5 can turn into 15 which turns into 20 mph pretty quick. I'd hate to see a real life reenactment of Pet Sematary.
All our toy shops are filled with them.
This is not a gas powered dirt bike.
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That is dope. Reliving memories when my dad got me mine at 5 :')
I'd get a 90cc bike/ATV instead. Electric is just meh and won't lasts as long.
On the other hand, if you're not going to use it often, electric is fine.
I'd get a 90cc bike/ATV instead. Electric is just meh and won't lasts as long.
On the other hand, if you're not going to use it often, electric is fine.
09-09-2017, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By MIA305dumbbells⏩
There's nowhere to ride gas powered stuff over here.That is dope. Reliving memories when my dad got me mine at 5 :')
I'd get a 90cc bike/ATV instead. Electric is just meh and won't lasts as long.
On the other hand, if you're not going to use it often, electric is fine.
I'd get a 90cc bike/ATV instead. Electric is just meh and won't lasts as long.
On the other hand, if you're not going to use it often, electric is fine.
People like Samsbolton would simply call the police and it would be confiscated.
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09-09-2017, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
yeah we've got them (even the electric ones), but they're not made for 5 year olds. When it comes to adolescent kids, a year makes a big difference. Like I said i'm looking at this from the perspective of someone that lives in the city. If I were to get a toy like that for my kid they'd have to be in the 7-10 year old range.Do they not have electric ride-on toys in America or something? Honestly having trouble understanding the hysteria.
All our toy shops are filled with them.
This is not a gas powered dirt bike.
All our toy shops are filled with them.
This is not a gas powered dirt bike.
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Most of the electric ride-on toys over here are actually designed for under 5's.yeah we've got them (even the electric ones), but they're not made for 5 year olds. When it comes to adolescent kids, a year makes a big difference. Like I said i'm looking at this from the perspective of someone that lives in the city. If I were to get a toy like that for my kid they'd have to be in the 7-10 year old range.
Do you plan on getting your kid a bike? How would he/she fare in a city on a pedal bike?
I probably wouldn't get them a bike if I lived in a city but that's pretty sad.
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
I'm calling the police anyway you can't ride motorised transport in a park you thick pikey twatThere's nowhere to ride gas powered stuff over here.
People like Samsbolton would simply call the police and it would be confiscated.
People like Samsbolton would simply call the police and it would be confiscated.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Technically you are correct. Although not really, since electric bikes are legal.I'm calling the police anyway you can't ride motorised transport in a park you thick pikey twat
However I remember one day a Police Officer beeped his horn and waved at my son when he was riding his electric digger on the public pavement.
If you bother to visit any park popular with children (actually you probably already do for sinister and disturbing reasons) you'll see countless kids riding electric scooters etc. Nobody gives 3 chits.
Honestly Sam, I think you just need to get yourself some spray on hair, start lifting, and try to relax now and again.
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Carry on, hopefully they confiscate and crush it in front of youTechnically you are correct. Although not really, since electric bikes are legal.
However I remember one day a Police Officer beeped his horn and waved at my son when he was riding his electric digger on the public pavement.
If you bother to visit any park popular with children (actually you probably already do for sinister and disturbing reasons) you'll see countless kids riding electric scooters etc. Nobody gives 3 chits.
Honestly Sam, I think you just need to get yourself some spray on hair, start lifting, and try to relax now and again.
However I remember one day a Police Officer beeped his horn and waved at my son when he was riding his electric digger on the public pavement.
If you bother to visit any park popular with children (actually you probably already do for sinister and disturbing reasons) you'll see countless kids riding electric scooters etc. Nobody gives 3 chits.
Honestly Sam, I think you just need to get yourself some spray on hair, start lifting, and try to relax now and again.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
I hope you roll your golf buggy and get crippled from the neck down you sad old fartstain.Carry on, hopefully they confiscate and crush it in front of you
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would have been so pumped to get one of these as a kid. 10/10 dad
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
What in the phuk are you on about? Do you not realize the bike comes with brakes? His kid is already smashing it around on a bike. You're acting like he hasn't even learned to balance on two wheels yet.true, 5 mph is a brisk walk, but when hills are in play, 5 can turn into 15 which turns into 20 mph pretty quick. I'd hate to see a real life reenactment of Pet Sematary.
OP - Your kid is gonna love it. As long as he respects it and is careful, it's a great present. Kids that young get gas powered pit bikes and small ATV's where I'm from. LMAO.
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Originally Posted By KILLdante⏩
Thanks brah. I think health & safety has changed people for the worse. The whole world is a complete pussy these days.What in the phuk are you on about? Do you not realize the bike comes with brakes? His kid is already smashing it around on a bike. You're acting like he hasn't even learned to balance on two wheels yet.
OP - Your kid is gonna love it. As long as he respects it and is careful, it's a great present. Kids that young get gas powered pit bikes and small ATV's where I'm from. LMAO.
OP - Your kid is gonna love it. As long as he respects it and is careful, it's a great present. Kids that young get gas powered pit bikes and small ATV's where I'm from. LMAO.
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Not my place to tell Busta how to parent and I hope his kid greatly enjoys his present for years to come but that aside, I am greatly enjoying the British-lingo arguing ITT.


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should have gotten one of these. a bit more expensive but more useful.
2 hours of run time. top speed 8 mph.
http://www.homedepot.com/p/Ryobi-38-...8110/300246266

2 hours of run time. top speed 8 mph.
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I dont think its safe for him to start cycling on that bike at his age.
He should atleast wait till hes 21 for his hormones to finish developing
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He should atleast wait till hes 21 for his hormones to finish developing
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and what are you going to ride? a bbc?
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