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» Damn Keith Urban got brutally cucked in front of the world
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post 1519773061 09-18-2017, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo
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post 1519773191 09-18-2017, 07:43 AM
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But no one watches these political award shows anymore.
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post 1519773261 09-18-2017, 07:44 AM
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brutal....
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post 1519773281 09-18-2017, 07:44 AM
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I see 2 possibilities:

1. he's a cuck
2. he just doesn't care about her and is smashing sloots on the side
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post 1519775291 09-18-2017, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo
You would clap
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post 1519775661 09-18-2017, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Burgerbuger
Basic Chad theory 101.

Tarzan is a 6'4 tall Chad that still looks great at 41 years old. Kieth Urban is an ugly ass manlet.
Alex and his brother Bill have great Nordic, manmore genetics and facial aesthetics of peace.

Not to mention, they both are talented as hell.

Some people just have it better than others.
post 1519776091 09-18-2017, 08:20 AM
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Man Skarsgard was a real goofy looking white fella in Generation kill. He really bulked up for Tarzan. In any case, manlets, when will they learn...
post 1519776761 09-18-2017, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Mattryan035
She kisses guys all the time as an actress. Her husband knew what he was getting into when he married her. She playing her actress role again in front of the cameras.. Nicole Kidman looks exactly like my sister, No joke, Yuck!!!
Except she wasn't working that night you imbecile.

Something tells me you'd love to be in Urban's shoes getting cucked.
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post 1519776861 09-18-2017, 08:29 AM
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BRUTAL.

srs

If he didn't punch holes in walls when they got home he's a chump
you should read this
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179438063

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post 1519777361 09-18-2017, 08:34 AM
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cuckening
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post 1519777461 09-18-2017, 08:35 AM
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should have knocked the sloot out on live tv and left
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post 1519778861 09-18-2017, 08:48 AM
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Just another assigned marriage for the sham hollywood
post 1519779441 09-18-2017, 08:55 AM
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Such is life for a Keith.
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post 1519780711 09-18-2017, 09:08 AM
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It's surprising how many women, when together and discussing it, think their husbands should accept this. One dumb Sloot was saying how she keeps talking about fuking brad pitt in front of her husband.

Another married hoe went to meet firefighters from a calendar in her hometown and was seriously dripping wet about it.
post 1519781171 09-18-2017, 09:13 AM
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cringe of the year 2017 candidate
post 1519781661 09-18-2017, 09:18 AM
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By the looks of it, Keith probably got phucked from the back by Tarzan as well
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post 1519782361 09-18-2017, 09:25 AM
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Would have ended the marriage right there on national tv. LOL at being scared of backlash.

We all could be wrong here, and that could be their tradition. If I'm not mistaken, in some countries strangers kiss on the lips
Originally Posted By Theanine
It's surprising how many women, when together and discussing it, think their husbands should accept this. One dumb Sloot was saying how she keeps talking about fuking brad pitt in front of her husband.

Another married hoe went to meet firefighters from a calendar in her hometown and was seriously dripping wet about it.
Some women want to eat their cake too, aka marry providers, but fuk on the side. I hate to say it, because the term is overused, but betas need to stay away from marriage. Maybe he was banging sloots on the side?
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Damn that was more painful than i imagined
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post 1519789731 09-18-2017, 10:44 AM
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That was a lot worse than I thought.

Typical Euro cuck behavior, now firmly established in the Aussie/NZ crowd. Soon to be normal in America, the last bastion of freedom and common sense.
When all that says 'it is good' has been debunked, what says 'I want' remains.

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post 1519789901 09-18-2017, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Jax05
I see 2 possibilities:

1. he's a cuck
2. he just doesn't care about her and is smashing sloots on the side
If that were true, then the right way to react to this would be to show up at the next awards show with his side chick.

This is an utter cucking on public TV, and there is no excuse.
When all that says 'it is good' has been debunked, what says 'I want' remains.

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post 1519790361 09-18-2017, 10:51 AM
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westworld got fuking robbed
post 1519792021 09-18-2017, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By AndYUKnowThis
Would have ended the marriage right there on national tv. LOL at being scared of backlash.

We all could be wrong here, and that could be their tradition. If I'm not mistaken, in some countries strangers kiss on the lips
Nah man. Not in this country. We probably fall somewhere awkwardly between USA & Europe. Cheek kissing is ok, but not an expectation. A hug or handshake is also fine. Lip kissing is a straight up hell no. Kissing someone else wife on the lips is asking for a reaction. Keith clapped. He was never Australian anyway (no success here, no-one knew wtf he was until he married Nicole, still has no status here despite if he is or is not a country star in USA)- left as soon as he got the chance & no-one really knows who he is. Country pop doesn't register here really. Put it this way- Jackman, Hemsworth, Kidman= weekly news more or less. Urban is... a demographic in American cities?
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post 1519793381 09-18-2017, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Jax05
I see 2 possibilities:

1. he's a cuck
2. he just doesn't care about her and is smashing sloots on the side
just listen to any one of his songs just once and youll know he answer.


this is just totally unbelieveable to me. hopefully he was just reatraining himself and we will soon read about their divorce but honestly hes probably just a pathetic excuse for a male.
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post 1519794041 09-18-2017, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By makadelic
Is she Australian? Thought it was just Keith.

Edit: just looked it up and apparently she is and Keith is from New Zealand. Wtf I've been so off all this time.
Pls don't include Keith as one of us
Originally Posted By ZenBowman
Typical Euro cuck behavior, now firmly established in the Aussie/NZ crowd. .
Wot
post 1519794231 09-18-2017, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By ZenBowman
That was a lot worse than I thought.

Typical Euro cuck behavior, now firmly established in the Aussie/NZ crowd. Soon to be normal in America, the last bastion of freedom and common sense.
You are generalizing.

The vast majority of men (doesn't matter where they live) would not condone this ****ty behavior and would definitely not consider this normal/acceptable.
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It's Hollywood...not surprised.
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Originally Posted By mcdojo
Manmore Alex skasgard won an emmy and Keith's wife stands up and kisses him on the mouth.

Manlet Keith could do nothing but clap.






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Keith doesn't give a flying fukk, every dude she has ever married is gay. He worships at the throne of cock, she worships at the throne of SPF 10000 I’m surprised she isn’t all crispy from standing that close to Keith’s piping hot orange skin.
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Pretty sure she's came out after her marriage with Urban and basically said she was still devastated about Tom Cruise leaving her. Women marry providers and drip for manmores. If you're a combination of those two ... they go nuts.
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Originally Posted By blakus_javus
Nah man. Not in this country. We probably fall somewhere awkwardly between USA & Europe. Cheek kissing is ok, but not an expectation. A hug or handshake is also fine. Lip kissing is a straight up hell no. Kissing someone else wife on the lips is asking for a reaction. Keith clapped. He was never Australian anyway (no success here, no-one knew wtf he was until he married Nicole, still has no status here despite if he is or is not a country star in USA)- left as soon as he got the chance & no-one really knows who he is. Country pop doesn't register here really. Put it this way- Jackman, Hemsworth, Kidman= weekly news more or less. Urban is... a demographic in American cities?
What's disgusting is people will excuse lip kissing someones' partn rin front of them, saying the other partner is not "the boss" and is too "insecure". In Australia something like this would be nearly an instant fight, Keith is either gay or really doesn't give a fuk about their marriage and is busting nuts elsewhere. Either way, this fuks up your image in front of intelligent, dignified humans but it boosts his image for all the other idiots ruining everything to do with relationships.

There's just too much condoning of this sort of behavior and that's why people become cucks and just let it happen. They don't want to cause dramas or appear in a negative light to the masses of idiots.

Welcome to the modern era. Trying to eliminate basic core roles, acceptable behavior and the nuclear family.



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