With Houstonmiscer getting head and Nicklol getting vagyne

10-21-2017, 11:45 PM

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#91

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Houston Miscer should have just hit up Walmart, bought condoms and did self check out to save embarrassment and stuck his dink in.

maybe the opportunity has passed and shes moving on.

Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:

10-21-2017, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted By awwchit2⏩

Houston Miscer should have just hit up Walmart,bought condoms and did self check out to save embarrassment and stuck his dink in.

maybe the opportunity has passed and shes moving on.

wat

10-22-2017, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted By ikepen⏩

this. link to thread?

link pls

10-22-2017, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩

Ok guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:

-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics

-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out

-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again

-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking

- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)

-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight

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10-22-2017, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted By wincel⏩

turns out she had a bf all along boyo
they are "on and off" apparently and she wanted to cuck him with me because she's unhappy with her relationship...she also wanted to still be friends and "see where it might go" lmao

sloot gon sloot

can never trust her now lol

I will carry the torch of bitterness and misogyny for the FA incels of the misc.

fkn sloots mang

Just keep the sloot around for the occasional fuk 'till you get yourself some quality lady.

In the meantime she might find Jesus and repent for her sins.

10-22-2017, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩

We should have been getting laid all along..
It's whats wrong with these girls and the world. Not us (srs)

We all have issues mate, don't fool yourself.

The problem is that we aren't forced to constantly work on ourselves and have conducive personalities. We get too wrapped up on BS and that breeds conflict. Whether it's conflict upon others or upon ourselves.

Edit: Hadn't realised HM had come in and dominated the thread. It's justified

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10-22-2017, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted By SoFluffy⏩

Just keep the sloot around for the occasional fuk 'till you get yourself some quality lady.

In the meantime she might find Jesus and repent for her sins.

IDK I am not that kind of person...

10-22-2017, 01:28 AM

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10-22-2017, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted By wincel⏩

IDK I am not that kind of person...

If you can't accept me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.

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10-22-2017, 01:50 AM

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Big day on the misc

congrats breh.

Dont know why but the "Talked to her about a variety of topics" made me lose it

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10-22-2017, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩

And wincel falling in love

And silencespeaks finding a boyfriend

10-22-2017, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩

The last update i heard houstonmiscer got a blowie but doesnt want to make a thread til he bangs tonight or tomorrow

Lmao why you worried if a stranger on a forum gets laid or not? You are one weird and sad individual

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the misc, where putting your dink in someone's mouth = making it in life

Lmao

10-22-2017, 02:18 AM

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10-22-2017, 02:25 AM

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I lost my virginity March of this year, was 26 yrs old. Me, nicklol, and Houston Miscer. 2017 has been a good years brehs.

Only banged 1 girl like 3 times, but I seriously gotta stop fapping so rough because I couldn't feel anything. I've gotten matches on Tinder, but I gotta fix this problem 1st

10-22-2017, 02:49 AM

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10-22-2017, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩

I wish it would finally happen! My greatest desire.

"only likes chads"

Get off the Misc then. There are no Chads on here.

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10-22-2017, 03:00 AM

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10-22-2017, 03:00 AM

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#108

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Update: I did not fuk, she went to her parents house in Katy but I will try to fuk tomorrow

I had too much fun at the bar

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10-22-2017, 03:01 AM

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#109

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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩

Update: I did not fuk, she went to her parents house in Katy but I will try to fuk tomorrow

No no bby there will be no try

Make her earn it

10-22-2017, 03:10 AM

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dang when will it be my turn. jk, ok maybe srs.

10-22-2017, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩

Update: I did not fuk, she went to her parents house in Katy but I will try to fuk tomorrow

I had too much fun at the bar

Awe fk. I hope she doesn't string you along

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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩

Update: I did not fuk, she went to her parents house in Katy but I will try to fuk tomorrow

I had too much fun at the bar

"i will try to fuk"
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10-22-2017, 04:11 AM

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#113

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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩

Update: I did not fuk, she went to her parents house in Katy but I will try to fuk tomorrow

I had too much fun at the bar

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10-22-2017, 04:19 AM

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Nick may be getting the poosay pity he can't keep his cawk hard enough to fck it

10-22-2017, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩

Update: I did not fuk, she went to her parents house in Katy but I will try to fuk tomorrow

I had too much fun at the bar

This is as close to a home run as home runs get. Relax and take 1st , 2nd and 3rd base in a row.

10-22-2017, 10:58 PM

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Update: This girl and I are hanging out on Friday night and I have her dressing up for me (srs) (halloween weekend) what should I tell her to dress up as

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10-22-2017, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩

Update: This girl and I are hanging out on Friday night and I have her dressing up for me (srs) (halloween weekend) what should I tell her to dress up as

Get her to wear a hnnnnng corset

10-22-2017, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩

Update: This girl and I are hanging out on Friday night and I have her dressing up for me (srs) (halloween weekend) what should I tell her to dress up as

Something that is easy to undress her out of. Obviously. Lol.

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10-22-2017, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩

Ok guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:

-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics

-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out

-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again

-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking

- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so Isay she has to earn my dik (srs)

-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight

holy fukkk lmao
pics of tinder sloot?