Thread: Would you fight it or run ?
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Originally Posted By Wwchamp⏩
With some training the odds will increase incredibly I reckon.You still don't get my point. The dude was saying that a 200 lb man is stronger than a fking cougar. In no way is that even remotely true. Just because an extreme outlier occurred under incredibly specific circumstances doesn't meant that it would happen with everyone. I would go to say that an unarmed man versus a cougar would lose 999/1000 times.
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Lol, with my running skills I'd be dead in 1.5 seconds. I would do the pushy pushy pushy ushy fushy baby good baby like I do with the street cats, maybe I can fool the purrrrr baby into liking me. Who knows, I'm a friendly person.
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07-10-2018, 02:04 AM
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Wouldnt go hiking without my 45, i would have dropped it.
If no gun, then your not getting away without losing your life or getting fuked up, even if you had a knife you're still not walking away without being a bloody mess.
If no gun, then your not getting away without losing your life or getting fuked up, even if you had a knife you're still not walking away without being a bloody mess.
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Originally Posted By Tyrannosaur88⏩
It did sound very stock, didn't it?That sound effect of it 'roaring' towards the middle of the video was so clearly added on -_-
People who are saying you can just fight it unscathed clearly haven't lived with a house cat. I used to play with my cats all the time and 80% of the time I could avoid it swiping at me.
But that other 20%, those claws cause some damage. I can imagine not playing, sharper and longer claws, honed wild attacks, longer reach, unrelenting offense and panic taking over. You'd get wrecked. Not to mention you've had plenty of experience playing with your cat so you know its speed.
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07-10-2018, 02:15 AM
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that's why cats are piss son. If any miscer's cat was this big, he'd be a dead miscer son
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07-10-2018, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted By thorpowers⏩
you are a fukking retard and would probably piss yourself if a medium sized dog looked at you funny without its master nearGuarantee you an average 145lb cougar is not going to be stronger than an athletic 200lb man. The cougar in that video looked ~100lbs. In a face to face fight the cat is going to bite at a limb and start scratching, that's when I start bashing its head in with a rock, or drive my knuckles into its jugular and break its neck. The only way cougars take down larger animals than itself is ambush attacks and a bite to the windpipe. If you don't run, it loses it's main advantage, now it has to fight another apex predator ( a man) twice its size. If it was a large 200+ lb cat then you have no chance unless your brock lesnar.
easy to be a smartass on an online forum until you come face to face with a wild animal that gives zero fukks about how alpha or athletic you think you are
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07-10-2018, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted By RoxyFoxy22⏩
lmao he'd eat your pushy ushy hardLol, with my running skills I'd be dead in 1.5 seconds. I would do the pushy pushy pushy ushy fushy baby good baby like I do with the street cats, maybe I can fool the purrrrr baby into liking me. Who knows, I'm a friendly person.
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Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
Yep, that's the most generic mountain lion sound effect there is. Of course it was played when you couldn't see the animal properly.It did sound very stock, didn't it?
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No experience with this and it's easy to say with hindsight but in the video it looks like he walked by some pretty large throwable rocks. I like to think I would have thrown some at it to try and scare it away but who knows what would have happened.
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07-10-2018, 05:28 AM
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LMFAO at autistic miscers thinking that they stand even the slightest chance in a 1v1 vs a mountain lion without weapons. You can be a 6'5 NFL linebacker and it makes no difference. A single lunge and you lie on the ground, wishing for quick death as it's eviscerating your pasty ass
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07-10-2018, 05:38 AM
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I'd use my animorph powers and turn into a pitbull and kill the fuk out of that cat
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Well at least we have answered the question and i think the below photo does a good job of representing what the average (alpha) miscer would look like when confronted with a cougar.


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If I did not see the original thread I would have assumed it was a street fight situation.
Nonetheless it is better to run from a danger than fight it even if you believe a cornered jackal is a dangerous animal.
Perhaps the experienced practitioners of various martial arts may chime in but my Tae Kwon Do teacher advised us in a real situation you should deliver a swift kick to the groin to temporarily disable the aggressor and make a run for it.
Nonetheless it is better to run from a danger than fight it even if you believe a cornered jackal is a dangerous animal.
Perhaps the experienced practitioners of various martial arts may chime in but my Tae Kwon Do teacher advised us in a real situation you should deliver a swift kick to the groin to temporarily disable the aggressor and make a run for it.
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It's remarkable how ignorant a lot of people are when it comes to stuff like this.
"Can you take Lebron one-on-one?"
"Nahhhh man, he'd smoke me. I'd be lucky to get fade away hail mary off once."
Meanwhile...
"Can you take a mid-level professional MMA fighter?"
"He'd probably win, but I'm pretty confident I'd be able to go at least a few rounds against him."
"What would you do if you were faced with a 150-200lb cougar, capable of disemboweling you with ease, can run up to 50 mph, can horizontal jump 30-40 ft from a standstill, can vertical jump almost 20 ft (proportionally the largest hind legs of any cat on earth), occasionally competes with bears and wolves for food, and has no natural enemies?"
"I'd fight it no problem as I think any real 200lb athlete should be able to take it on with ease..."
"Can you take Lebron one-on-one?"
"Nahhhh man, he'd smoke me. I'd be lucky to get fade away hail mary off once."
Meanwhile...
"Can you take a mid-level professional MMA fighter?"
"He'd probably win, but I'm pretty confident I'd be able to go at least a few rounds against him."
"What would you do if you were faced with a 150-200lb cougar, capable of disemboweling you with ease, can run up to 50 mph, can horizontal jump 30-40 ft from a standstill, can vertical jump almost 20 ft (proportionally the largest hind legs of any cat on earth), occasionally competes with bears and wolves for food, and has no natural enemies?"
"I'd fight it no problem as I think any real 200lb athlete should be able to take it on with ease..."
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It's not a bear or something. If you can't beat that little thing up you're either a woman or a soyboy
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even domestic house cats, when in play mode stalk you when your back is turned. My fight or flight would be in serious conflict but not keeping eye contact would be a mistake with a wild cat of well, any size.
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1. You can't outrun it
2. Running makes it think you're prey and it will chase/attack
2. Running makes it think you're prey and it will chase/attack
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I would make a lot of noise, make myself big, hopefully I'm fishing and have my good knife on me. I would stand my ground and NEVER turn my back on the cat. I would probably end up dead or seriously injured but I would have to try to survive.
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Originally Posted By fitsparky1⏩
osssssswould jiujitsu work?
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Originally Posted By activalete⏩
that's because he knows your whole sport is fukin bull**** in a proper fight,unless you train for proper fights.If I did not see the original thread I would have assumed it was a street fight situation.
Nonetheless it is better to run from a danger than fight it even if you believe a cornered jackal is a dangerous animal.
Perhaps the experienced practitioners of various martial arts may chime in but my Tae Kwon Do teacher advised us in a real situation you should deliver a swift kick to the groin to temporarily disable the aggressor and make a run for it.
Nonetheless it is better to run from a danger than fight it even if you believe a cornered jackal is a dangerous animal.
Perhaps the experienced practitioners of various martial arts may chime in but my Tae Kwon Do teacher advised us in a real situation you should deliver a swift kick to the groin to temporarily disable the aggressor and make a run for it.
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LMAO at the guy who thinks he can wrestle a cougar
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