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post 1557266511 07-26-2018, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003
the real questions


post 1557266631 07-26-2018, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By mikeyk
Let me know when your neck hits 18" and your arms hit 18.5"... because right now, the ONLY thing touching those numbers is your quads.
Bruh you're 25% bodyfat, no one cares, thanks.

Pics of arm measurement in the most perfect lighting you can get to prove me wrong, should be easy to deliver.

I'm waiting
post 1557266681 07-26-2018, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By mikeyk
Let me know when your neck hits 18" and your arms hit 18.5"... because right now, the ONLY thing touching those numbers is your quads.
breh, come on your arms don't even have definition in them. Even at like 18% body fat most ppl still have some definition. This means you're a lot higher than that I would probably guess around 22-26% body fat.


Youre kinda like this dude bragging about his 18 inch arms. Yeah bro thats called a fatcep not a bicep. Get to 10-15% and then measure ur arms again.
post 1557266851 07-26-2018, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By velociREPtor


Loved you on 'Little People, Big World.'

Sorry about your parents splitting.

How's the baby?
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post 1557268141 07-26-2018, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol
Missed you bro, I think next strike is my last one, i dont know. You either live long enough to become a safe poster or you die a ******* in band camp.

That is my destiny.
That's not how it works boyo. I've been banned 10+ times and still kicking.
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post 1557268871 07-26-2018, 07:14 PM
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In

Prob be deleted and OP banned again because he can't handle the misc before I see updates though.
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post 1557270121 07-26-2018, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By WestAfrica
^^^

Only on the misc would someone make a thread and brag about not paying for anything. If someone told me they would pay for everything I would tell them no, and if they insisted I would try to pay for dinner/drinks/etc instead of acting like a broke ass Casanova.
In my younger days I had a few girls pay for full weekends for me to go away. One of my **** buddies actually paid for a trip for us for her own bday. lol.. I didnt give a ****. I was living life and only working enough to eat and pay rent. If I went out it was to bars that friends worked at and they would just cover my drinks. Sure it would have been nice to get my actual career started earlier but I had a great time and dont regret any of it.
As long as you are honest about what you are doing who cares. Why should girls be the only ones that get everything paid for.
post 1557271071 07-26-2018, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By lildave
In my younger days I had a few girls pay for full weekends for me to go away. One of my **** buddies actually paid for a trip for us for her own bday. lol.. I didnt give a ****. I was living life and only working enough to eat and pay rent. If I went out it was to bars that friends worked at and they would just cover my drinks. Sure it would have been nice to get my actual career started earlier but I had a great time and dont regret any of it.
As long as you are honest about what you are doing who cares. Why should girls be the only ones that get everything paid for.
Exactly, thank you.

I have my own money but i had no desire to go to the beach unless it was free.

I didn't dangle any carrot on a stick or use sloot tatics, I didn’t make any promises or set any expectations.

I did nothing wrong
post 1557271401 07-26-2018, 07:44 PM
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5 star read
post 1557277391 07-26-2018, 09:04 PM
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OP i try to rustle you but you never roast me back. Wtf man
post 1557278101 07-26-2018, 09:14 PM
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im impressed OP but face pics.
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post 1557278991 07-26-2018, 09:24 PM
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GJDM.

Questions:

1. Where did you go?
2. How was the quality of substances?
3. How stinky was the hole?
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post 1557279291 07-26-2018, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Amino89
Cliffs:

Twink guy who thinks he’s the chit got a chick to pay for his vacation bc he couldn’t afford it.

What other exciting content are you full of?
lmao, I actually agree with you but you're the same dude who brags about having a cash ****. you're no better than this guy
post 1557279341 07-26-2018, 09:31 PM
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Girl took me on all expenses paid vacation
Plot Twist: It was his mother....
post 1557292051 07-27-2018, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted By drvillain
OP i try to rustle you but you never roast me back. Wtf man
I'm not roasting everyone ITT, just the one guy that was obviously really upset and Amino but that wasn't a roast since he knew what I was going to say before I said it because of the context of this thread VS history.

Drama threads are made with conflict in mind, this thread environment isn't appropriate.
Originally Posted By PisseninMisc
GJDM.

Questions:

1. Where did you go?
2. How was the quality of substances?
3. How stinky was the hole?
(1)Long beach NJ
(2) Besides alcohol? She brought some goodies, can't go into it too far for obvious reasons. Was fun tho
(3) I've already described the hole in great detail like 3x.
post 1557292881 07-27-2018, 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted By drvillain
OP i try to rustle you but you never roast me back. Wtf man
Look bruh you're my dawgie but you're a bit soft, never seen you rustling anyone

If you want I can give you some free lessons on How to be a Kunt by Brozart
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post 1557293431 07-27-2018, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By mikeyk
Let me know when your neck hits 18" and your arms hit 18.5"... because right now, the ONLY thing touching those numbers is your quads.
brah you havent seen your jawline since 09 and probably need a mobile scooter to get around at walmart
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post 1557294941 07-27-2018, 04:55 AM
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I think OP and spade should have a girl off, to cold approach and see who gets hottest.
=]
post 1557295521 07-27-2018, 05:16 AM
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Cliffs on this?

Every time I see op's face I immediately think roll bread

5head of peace
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post 1557296131 07-27-2018, 05:37 AM
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this thread delivers!
This is sweet. Camera crews are setting up, and I'm lookin' totally ripped. Beefcake. Beefcake.

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post 1557296841 07-27-2018, 06:03 AM
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You were pretty cringey in your thread buddy boi but you redeemed in this one. Mirin OP
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post 1557298321 07-27-2018, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted By yochrisss
You were pretty cringey in your thread buddy boi but you redeemed in this one. Mirin OP
Don't get carried away, i'll be back to "cringey" within a couple of weeks tops, perhaps sooner if I get lucky.
post 1557298661 07-27-2018, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol
Don't get carried away, i'll be back to "cringey" within a couple of weeks tops, perhaps sooner if I get lucky.
Looking forward to it tbh
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post 1557300251 07-27-2018, 07:17 AM
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i feel sad for the asian bros on the misc. lol.
post 1557301551 07-27-2018, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted By menseks
i feel sad for the asian bros on the misc. lol.
I saw so many shredded asian dudes with white bitches at the beach. They're doing just fine.

Regardless there's alot of asian women in the world, i'm just one guy with a fetish.

I still have sex with white women, i'll probably be banging laura from page 2, i'm just not that excited about it. I don't like white girl faces, I don't like their skin, I don't like anything about them really except their hair is usually softer. There are some white girls that i'm really attracted to but they're rare.
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I’m still trying to figure out how someone could think eating tangerines is going to prevent a pregnancy
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Originally Posted By Brozart
Look bruh you're my dawgie but you're a bit soft, never seen you rustling anyone

If you want I can give you some free lessons on How to be a Kunt by Brozart
Take me under your wing. I want to be the biggest kunt
post 1557310981 07-27-2018, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1
I’m still trying to figure out how someone could think eating tangerines is going to prevent a pregnancy
My sperm count went 90million per ML to under 100k per ml everytime I test, proper methodology yields better results, obviously not all are created equal for this.

It's not fool proof though, it only takes 1 sperm. But the math checks out and i'm a gambler.








inb4....

Spoiler!



Edit: One thing I can promise misc is that if I do end up at babynames.com I will let you guys know to aware you at least anecdotally that it's not reliable long-term. So far it's been about 2 years.
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol
My sperm count went 90million per ML to under 100k per ml everytime I test, proper methodology yields better results, obviously not all are created equal for this.

It's not fool proof though, it only takes 1 sperm. But the math checks out and i'm a gambler.








inb4....

Spoiler!
Please post the science behind a “proper methodology”
post 1557320971 07-27-2018, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1
Please post the science behind a “proper methodology”
If mod comes in here and say's it ok to discuss something like this for those that are curious then I can.

Otherwise I can't and you'll have to do your own research.
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