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07-26-2018, 06:39 PM
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07-26-2018, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By mikeyk⏩
Bruh you're 25% bodyfat, no one cares, thanks.Let me know when your neck hits 18" and your arms hit 18.5"... because right now, the ONLY thing touching those numbers is your quads.
Pics of arm measurement in the most perfect lighting you can get to prove me wrong, should be easy to deliver.
I'm waiting
07-26-2018, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By mikeyk⏩
breh, come on your arms don't even have definition in them. Even at like 18% body fat most ppl still have some definition. This means you're a lot higher than that I would probably guess around 22-26% body fat.Let me know when your neck hits 18" and your arms hit 18.5"... because right now, the ONLY thing touching those numbers is your quads.

Youre kinda like this dude bragging about his 18 inch arms. Yeah bro thats called a fatcep not a bicep. Get to 10-15% and then measure ur arms again.
07-26-2018, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By velociREPtor⏩
Loved you on 'Little People, Big World.'
Sorry about your parents splitting.
How's the baby?
Welcome Back Zach!!!Loved you on 'Little People, Big World.'
Sorry about your parents splitting.
How's the baby?
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07-26-2018, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
That's not how it works boyo. I've been banned 10+ times and still kicking.Missed you bro, I think next strike is my last one, i dont know. You either live long enough to become a safe poster or you die a ******* in band camp.
That is my destiny.
That is my destiny.
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07-26-2018, 07:14 PM
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Prob be deleted and OP banned again because he can't handle the misc before I see updates though.
Prob be deleted and OP banned again because he can't handle the misc before I see updates though.
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07-26-2018, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By WestAfrica⏩
In my younger days I had a few girls pay for full weekends for me to go away. One of my **** buddies actually paid for a trip for us for her own bday. lol.. I didnt give a ****. I was living life and only working enough to eat and pay rent. If I went out it was to bars that friends worked at and they would just cover my drinks. Sure it would have been nice to get my actual career started earlier but I had a great time and dont regret any of it.^^^
Only on the misc would someone make a thread and brag about not paying for anything. If someone told me they would pay for everything I would tell them no, and if they insisted I would try to pay for dinner/drinks/etc instead of acting like a broke ass Casanova.
Only on the misc would someone make a thread and brag about not paying for anything. If someone told me they would pay for everything I would tell them no, and if they insisted I would try to pay for dinner/drinks/etc instead of acting like a broke ass Casanova.
As long as you are honest about what you are doing who cares. Why should girls be the only ones that get everything paid for.
07-26-2018, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By lildave⏩
Exactly, thank you.In my younger days I had a few girls pay for full weekends for me to go away. One of my **** buddies actually paid for a trip for us for her own bday. lol.. I didnt give a ****. I was living life and only working enough to eat and pay rent. If I went out it was to bars that friends worked at and they would just cover my drinks. Sure it would have been nice to get my actual career started earlier but I had a great time and dont regret any of it.
As long as you are honest about what you are doing who cares. Why should girls be the only ones that get everything paid for.
As long as you are honest about what you are doing who cares. Why should girls be the only ones that get everything paid for.
I have my own money but i had no desire to go to the beach unless it was free.
I didn't dangle any carrot on a stick or use sloot tatics, I didn’t make any promises or set any expectations.
I did nothing wrong
07-26-2018, 07:44 PM
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5 star read
07-26-2018, 09:04 PM
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im impressed OP but face pics.
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07-26-2018, 09:24 PM
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GJDM.
Questions:
1. Where did you go?
2. How was the quality of substances?
3. How stinky was the hole?
Questions:
1. Where did you go?
2. How was the quality of substances?
3. How stinky was the hole?
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07-26-2018, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Amino89⏩
lmao, I actually agree with you but you're the same dude who brags about having a cash ****. you're no better than this guyCliffs:
Twink guy who thinks he’s the chit got a chick to pay for his vacation bc he couldn’t afford it.
What other exciting content are you full of?
Twink guy who thinks he’s the chit got a chick to pay for his vacation bc he couldn’t afford it.
What other exciting content are you full of?
07-26-2018, 09:31 PM
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Girl took me on all expenses paid vacation
Plot Twist: It was his mother....
07-27-2018, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
I'm not roasting everyone ITT, just the one guy that was obviously really upset and Amino but that wasn't a roast since he knew what I was going to say before I said it because of the context of this thread VS history.OP i try to rustle you but you never roast me back. Wtf man
Drama threads are made with conflict in mind, this thread environment isn't appropriate.
Originally Posted By PisseninMisc⏩
(1)Long beach NJGJDM.
Questions:
1. Where did you go?
2. How was the quality of substances?
3. How stinky was the hole?
Questions:
1. Where did you go?
2. How was the quality of substances?
3. How stinky was the hole?
(2) Besides alcohol? She brought some goodies, can't go into it too far for obvious reasons. Was fun tho
(3) I've already described the hole in great detail like 3x.
07-27-2018, 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
Look bruh you're my dawgie but you're a bit soft, never seen you rustling anyoneOP i try to rustle you but you never roast me back. Wtf man
If you want I can give you some free lessons on How to be a Kunt by Brozart
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07-27-2018, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By mikeyk⏩
brah you havent seen your jawline since 09 and probably need a mobile scooter to get around at walmartLet me know when your neck hits 18" and your arms hit 18.5"... because right now, the ONLY thing touching those numbers is your quads.
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07-27-2018, 04:55 AM
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07-27-2018, 05:16 AM
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Cliffs on this?
Every time I see op's face I immediately think roll bread
5head of peace
Every time I see op's face I immediately think roll bread
5head of peace
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07-27-2018, 05:37 AM
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this thread delivers!
This is sweet. Camera crews are setting up, and I'm lookin' totally ripped. Beefcake. Beefcake.
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07-27-2018, 06:03 AM
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07-27-2018, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted By yochrisss⏩
Don't get carried away, i'll be back to "cringey" within a couple of weeks tops, perhaps sooner if I get lucky.You were pretty cringey in your thread buddy boi but you redeemed in this one. Mirin OP
07-27-2018, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Looking forward to it tbhDon't get carried away, i'll be back to "cringey" within a couple of weeks tops, perhaps sooner if I get lucky.
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07-27-2018, 07:17 AM
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07-27-2018, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted By menseks⏩
I saw so many shredded asian dudes with white bitches at the beach. They're doing just fine.i feel sad for the asian bros on the misc. lol.
Regardless there's alot of asian women in the world, i'm just one guy with a fetish.
I still have sex with white women, i'll probably be banging laura from page 2, i'm just not that excited about it. I don't like white girl faces, I don't like their skin, I don't like anything about them really except their hair is usually softer. There are some white girls that i'm really attracted to but they're rare.
07-27-2018, 09:20 AM
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I’m still trying to figure out how someone could think eating tangerines is going to prevent a pregnancy
07-27-2018, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
Take me under your wing. I want to be the biggest kuntLook bruh you're my dawgie but you're a bit soft, never seen you rustling anyone
If you want I can give you some free lessons on How to be a Kunt by Brozart
If you want I can give you some free lessons on How to be a Kunt by Brozart
07-27-2018, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
My sperm count went 90million per ML to under 100k per ml everytime I test, proper methodology yields better results, obviously not all are created equal for this.I’m still trying to figure out how someone could think eating tangerines is going to prevent a pregnancy
It's not fool proof though, it only takes 1 sperm. But the math checks out and i'm a gambler.

inb4....
Spoiler!

Edit: One thing I can promise misc is that if I do end up at babynames.com I will let you guys know to aware you at least anecdotally that it's not reliable long-term. So far it's been about 2 years.
07-27-2018, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Please post the science behind a “proper methodology”My sperm count went 90million per ML to under 100k per ml everytime I test, proper methodology yields better results, obviously not all are created equal for this.
It's not fool proof though, it only takes 1 sperm. But the math checks out and i'm a gambler.

inb4....
Spoiler!
It's not fool proof though, it only takes 1 sperm. But the math checks out and i'm a gambler.

inb4....
Spoiler!

07-27-2018, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
If mod comes in here and say's it ok to discuss something like this for those that are curious then I can.Please post the science behind a “proper methodology”
Otherwise I can't and you'll have to do your own research.
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