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Thread: Wife in labor, I'm outside eating croissants AMA

post 1557314101 07-27-2018, 10:13 AM
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post 1557318821 07-27-2018, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Has it arrived yet?
Only 2cm dilated
post 1557318901 07-27-2018, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Only 2cm dilated
After a day of labor? Are you rolling bread?
post 1557318981 07-27-2018, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
was bout to bump to ask if still eating the crossaints coincidentally


What did you wash it down with milk or water?
Water and weetabix? That's groce
post 1557319081 07-27-2018, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
After a day of labor? Are you rolling bread?
No roll

We just moved again to a new room.i give up trying to understand dafuq is going on and just trying to eat/ sleep
post 1557319171 07-27-2018, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Only 2cm dilated
Perfect fit for you.
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post 1557319211 07-27-2018, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
No roll

We just moved again to a new room.i give up trying to understand dafuq is going on and just trying to eat/ sleep
Sounds like you are getting close to seeing her ovaries up close and personal.
post 1557319241 07-27-2018, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
My great grandmother told me that after 12 hours of labor and no baby you need to start slapping your wife around to speed the process up.
Lol!
post 1557319961 07-27-2018, 11:29 AM
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Whens the lil chit being born already.

The anticipation is killing me OP!
( อก อœส– อก)
post 1557320261 07-27-2018, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By JohnTS1⏩
Whens the lil chit being born already.

The anticipation is killing me OP!
Bro I have no god damned clue. It's been 20 hours
post 1557321021 07-27-2018, 11:44 AM
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Baby doesnโ€™t want to come out because her Daddio is red. Can you blame her? Always thought when my first baby is born that Iโ€™ll start crying immediately, but knowing me Iโ€™ll probably just bert stare the kid
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post 1557321061 07-27-2018, 11:44 AM
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Iโ€™ve delivered babies that have taken this long srs Iโ€™ve assisted or delivered many puppies, and kittens. Various vet offices. Never really snacked during them

Unless u count mints or lifesavers
post 1557321141 07-27-2018, 11:45 AM
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Human childbirth cannot be that different
post 1557321641 07-27-2018, 11:53 AM
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so op a daddy yet?
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post 1557322691 07-27-2018, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
so op a daddy yet?
Nope.
post 1557323201 07-27-2018, 12:13 PM
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Will be a July 28th birth date

Also I was born April 3rd 11:43pm. Some of you may know this but I share a birthday with MrBourbon. Just minutes longer I'd be a 4th. a day behind his.

God come on! OP needs to become a daddy! I'm at the edge of my seat hoping every post is THE BIG ONE!
post 1557323371 07-27-2018, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Jeez ...that guy is deep in the red ...you gonna dig him out so he can face his life as a father with a modicum of self respect ?

Wonโ€™t someone think of the children?
Icouldrep him. Would that make YOU happy?
post 1557323961 07-27-2018, 12:23 PM
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Good gravy OP. Your wife must have a strong va-jay-jay to keep that baby in this long.

Any progress yet?
post 1557324041 07-27-2018, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
They said 48 hours

Itโ€™s been 19

How many more snacks can you fit in
It's almost fresh croissant time again. About 2 hours.
post 1557324151 07-27-2018, 12:25 PM
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shouldve taken your ps4 with you, thats wat imma do, srs.
post 1557324171 07-27-2018, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills⏩
Good gravy OP. Your wife must have a strong va-jay-jay to keep that baby in this long.

Any progress yet?
Lol ..shes sleeping in bed and I'm sitting in the worst chair conceivable.
post 1557324181 07-27-2018, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
It's almost fresh croissant time again. About 2 hours.
Stay strong bro, the croissants are almost here.

The baby too. Maybe. Inb4 72h labor
It is not so much the major events as the small day-to-day decisions that map the course of our living. . . Our lives are, in reality, the sum total of our seemingly unimportant decisions and of our capacity to live by those decisions. โ€• Gordon B. Hinckley
post 1557324501 07-27-2018, 12:29 PM
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Just like a woman to say they'll be ready in a minute, but we know better than to believe that. Clearly she's not pushing until OP is green.
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Lol at rep comments. Thanks guise.

I don't mind being red but thanx for trying to dig me out and the lols
post 1557324651 07-27-2018, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Lol ..shes sleeping in bed and I'm sitting in the worst chairconceivable.
Isn't that how you got in this mess in the first place?
post 1557324841 07-27-2018, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Med-Tec⏩
Just like a woman to say they'll be ready in a minute, but we know better than to believe that. Clearly she's not pushing until OP is green.
I think we came to the hospital too soon. Only 2 cm dilated after 21 hours. Crazy.
post 1557324971 07-27-2018, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Med-Tec⏩
Isn't that how you got in this mess in the first place?
Ha... that didn't even register im so out of it
post 1557325041 07-27-2018, 12:33 PM
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repped OP

whoever has negged him they must pack a wallop...
post 1557325411 07-27-2018, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
I think we came to the hospital too soon. Only 2 cm dilated after 21 hours. Crazy.
When was babyโ€™s actual due date?
Has her water broke?
post 1557325731 07-27-2018, 12:42 PM
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how is it op still red? all of us are repping. he proly need a couple mods to rep him out


@ op , can you provide some fotos,no need to show faces
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