Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum ยป Wife in labor, I'm outside eating croissants AMA
  1. Results 91 to 120 of 191
  2. Page 4 of 7
  3. First
  5. 2
  6. 3
  7. 4
  8. 5
  9. 6
  11. Last

Thread: Wife in labor, I'm outside eating croissants AMA

post 1557314101 07-27-2018, 10:13 AM
-
#91
  1. DesiredUserphag
  2. 1:12TilTheDayIFukinDie
  1. DesiredUserphag
  2. 1:12TilTheDayIFukinDie
  3. Join Date: Sep 2014
  4. Posts: 40,176
  5. Rep Power: 397140
Kiss your gains/life goodbye
๐—ฃ๐—จ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ข๐——
ฯ‰ฯƒัโ„“โˆ‚ ั‚ัฮฑฮฝั”โ„“ั”ั ศผัั”ฯ‰ โ‚…โ‚€/โ‚โ‚‰โ‚…
๐•ฌ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–™๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–†๐–‘๐–‘๐–ž ๐•ฎ๐–š๐–™ ๐•ธ๐–†๐–˜๐–™๐–Š๐–— ๐•ฝ๐–†๐–ˆ๐–Š ยฎ
แ—ชIแ”•แ‘•แ–‡Iแ—ฐIแ‘Žแ—ฉTIOแ‘Ž Eแ™ญแ‘•แ’ชแ‘Œแ”•IOแ‘Ž Iแ‘Žแ—ชOแ‘•Tแ–‡Iแ‘Žแ—ฉTIOแ‘Ž
post 1557318821 07-27-2018, 11:13 AM
-
#92
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,960
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Has it arrived yet?
Only 2cm dilated
post 1557318901 07-27-2018, 11:14 AM
-
#93
  1. Retoaded
  2. He/Him
  1. Retoaded
  2. He/Him
  3. Join Date: Dec 2011
  4. Posts: 50,517
  5. Rep Power: 650393
Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Only 2cm dilated
After a day of labor? Are you rolling bread?
post 1557318981 07-27-2018, 11:15 AM
-
#94
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,960
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
was bout to bump to ask if still eating the crossaints coincidentally


What did you wash it down with milk or water?
Water and weetabix? That's groce
post 1557319081 07-27-2018, 11:16 AM
-
#95
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,960
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
After a day of labor? Are you rolling bread?
No roll

We just moved again to a new room.i give up trying to understand dafuq is going on and just trying to eat/ sleep
post 1557319171 07-27-2018, 11:18 AM
-
#96
  1. cobhc
  2. Structural Engineer Brah
  1. cobhc
  2. Structural Engineer Brah
  3. Join Date: Dec 2010
  4. Location: Brooklyn, New York, United States
  5. Posts: 44,106
  6. Rep Power: 281429
Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Only 2cm dilated
Perfect fit for you.
NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS
RED BULL RACING
post 1557319211 07-27-2018, 11:19 AM
-
#97
  1. Retoaded
  2. He/Him
  1. Retoaded
  2. He/Him
  3. Join Date: Dec 2011
  4. Posts: 50,517
  5. Rep Power: 650393
Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
No roll

We just moved again to a new room.i give up trying to understand dafuq is going on and just trying to eat/ sleep
Sounds like you are getting close to seeing her ovaries up close and personal.
post 1557319241 07-27-2018, 11:19 AM
-
#98
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,960
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
My great grandmother told me that after 12 hours of labor and no baby you need to start slapping your wife around to speed the process up.
Lol!
post 1557319961 07-27-2018, 11:29 AM
-
#99
  1. JohnTS1
  2. Registered User
  1. JohnTS1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2012
  4. Posts: 3,077
  5. Rep Power: 4481
Whens the lil chit being born already.

The anticipation is killing me OP!
( อก อœส– อก)
post 1557320261 07-27-2018, 11:33 AM
-
#100
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,960
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By JohnTS1⏩
Whens the lil chit being born already.

The anticipation is killing me OP!
Bro I have no god damned clue. It's been 20 hours
post 1557321021 07-27-2018, 11:44 AM
-
#101
  1. Droopdx
  2. Registered User
  1. Droopdx
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2013
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 35
  6. Posts: 8,664
  7. Rep Power: 49507
Baby doesnโ€™t want to come out because her Daddio is red. Can you blame her? Always thought when my first baby is born that Iโ€™ll start crying immediately, but knowing me Iโ€™ll probably just bert stare the kid
"Stop sitting back saying yeah man, I wanna be this, I wanna be that, grab your phucking nuts and be it" -Greg Plitt

Can't edit avi, mod tried to help but he couldn't figure it out either
post 1557321061 07-27-2018, 11:44 AM
-
#102
  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
  3. Join Date: Feb 2005
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 110,428
  6. Subscribers: 1
  7. Rep Power: 431363
Iโ€™ve delivered babies that have taken this long srs Iโ€™ve assisted or delivered many puppies, and kittens. Various vet offices. Never really snacked during them

Unless u count mints or lifesavers
post 1557321141 07-27-2018, 11:45 AM
-
#103
  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
  3. Join Date: Feb 2005
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 110,428
  6. Subscribers: 1
  7. Rep Power: 431363
Human childbirth cannot be that different
post 1557321641 07-27-2018, 11:53 AM
-
#104
  1. MEDITATE
  2. cockroach indians
  1. MEDITATE
  2. cockroach indians
  3. Join Date: Oct 2007
  4. Posts: 38,046
  5. Rep Power: 0
so op a daddy yet?
Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
post 1557322691 07-27-2018, 12:07 PM
-
#105
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,960
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
so op a daddy yet?
Nope.
post 1557323201 07-27-2018, 12:13 PM
-
#106
  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
  3. Join Date: Feb 2005
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 110,428
  6. Subscribers: 1
  7. Rep Power: 431363
Will be a July 28th birth date

Also I was born April 3rd 11:43pm. Some of you may know this but I share a birthday with MrBourbon. Just minutes longer I'd be a 4th. a day behind his.

God come on! OP needs to become a daddy! I'm at the edge of my seat hoping every post is THE BIG ONE!
post 1557323371 07-27-2018, 12:16 PM
-
#107
  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
  3. Join Date: Feb 2005
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 110,428
  6. Subscribers: 1
  7. Rep Power: 431363
Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Jeez ...that guy is deep in the red ...you gonna dig him out so he can face his life as a father with a modicum of self respect ?

Wonโ€™t someone think of the children?
Icouldrep him. Would that make YOU happy?
post 1557323961 07-27-2018, 12:23 PM
-
#108
  1. MadNinjaSkills
  2. Unregistered Ninja
  1. MadNinjaSkills
  2. Unregistered Ninja
  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Location: San Diego, California, United States
  5. Age: 46
  6. Posts: 6,600
  7. Rep Power: 209500
Good gravy OP. Your wife must have a strong va-jay-jay to keep that baby in this long.

Any progress yet?
post 1557324041 07-27-2018, 12:24 PM
-
#109
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,960
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
They said 48 hours

Itโ€™s been 19

How many more snacks can you fit in
It's almost fresh croissant time again. About 2 hours.
post 1557324151 07-27-2018, 12:25 PM
-
#110
  1. TurkBrah
  2. Zero Supplementation
  1. TurkBrah
  2. Zero Supplementation
  3. Join Date: Jun 2008
  4. Location: District Of Columbia, United States
  5. Posts: 15,270
  6. Rep Power: 50089
shouldve taken your ps4 with you, thats wat imma do, srs.
post 1557324171 07-27-2018, 12:25 PM
-
#111
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,960
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills⏩
Good gravy OP. Your wife must have a strong va-jay-jay to keep that baby in this long.

Any progress yet?
Lol ..shes sleeping in bed and I'm sitting in the worst chair conceivable.
post 1557324181 07-27-2018, 12:25 PM
-
#112
  1. gwem32170191
  2. Registered User
  1. gwem32170191
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2010
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 39
  6. Posts: 9,669
  7. Rep Power: 44862
Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
It's almost fresh croissant time again. About 2 hours.
Stay strong bro, the croissants are almost here.

The baby too. Maybe. Inb4 72h labor
It is not so much the major events as the small day-to-day decisions that map the course of our living. . . Our lives are, in reality, the sum total of our seemingly unimportant decisions and of our capacity to live by those decisions. โ€• Gordon B. Hinckley
post 1557324501 07-27-2018, 12:29 PM
-
#113
  1. Med-Tec
  2. A scoundrel without valor
  1. Med-Tec
  2. A scoundrel without valor
  3. Join Date: May 2010
  4. Location: Connecticut, United States
  5. Posts: 2,848
  6. Rep Power: 22890
Just like a woman to say they'll be ready in a minute, but we know better than to believe that. Clearly she's not pushing until OP is green.
post 1557324601 07-27-2018, 12:30 PM
-
#114
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,960
  5. Rep Power: 0
Lol at rep comments. Thanks guise.

I don't mind being red but thanx for trying to dig me out and the lols
post 1557324651 07-27-2018, 12:30 PM
-
#115
  1. Med-Tec
  2. A scoundrel without valor
  1. Med-Tec
  2. A scoundrel without valor
  3. Join Date: May 2010
  4. Location: Connecticut, United States
  5. Posts: 2,848
  6. Rep Power: 22890
Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Lol ..shes sleeping in bed and I'm sitting in the worst chairconceivable.
Isn't that how you got in this mess in the first place?
post 1557324841 07-27-2018, 12:31 PM
-
#116
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,960
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By Med-Tec⏩
Just like a woman to say they'll be ready in a minute, but we know better than to believe that. Clearly she's not pushing until OP is green.
I think we came to the hospital too soon. Only 2 cm dilated after 21 hours. Crazy.
post 1557324971 07-27-2018, 12:33 PM
-
#117
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  1. SuperMariBro
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,960
  5. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By Med-Tec⏩
Isn't that how you got in this mess in the first place?
Ha... that didn't even register im so out of it
post 1557325041 07-27-2018, 12:33 PM
-
#118
  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
  1. Deathstroke
  2. What about Biden!
  3. Join Date: Feb 2005
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 110,428
  6. Subscribers: 1
  7. Rep Power: 431363
repped OP

whoever has negged him they must pack a wallop...
post 1557325411 07-27-2018, 12:38 PM
-
#119
  1. MadNinjaSkills
  2. Unregistered Ninja
  1. MadNinjaSkills
  2. Unregistered Ninja
  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Location: San Diego, California, United States
  5. Age: 46
  6. Posts: 6,600
  7. Rep Power: 209500
Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
I think we came to the hospital too soon. Only 2 cm dilated after 21 hours. Crazy.
When was babyโ€™s actual due date?
Has her water broke?
post 1557325731 07-27-2018, 12:42 PM
-
#120
  1. MEDITATE
  2. cockroach indians
  1. MEDITATE
  2. cockroach indians
  3. Join Date: Oct 2007
  4. Posts: 38,046
  5. Rep Power: 0
how is it op still red? all of us are repping. he proly need a couple mods to rep him out


@ op , can you provide some fotos,no need to show faces
Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts