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Thread: You are to fight a prime Mike Tyson in 1 hour's time

post 1566126641 11-13-2018, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
you're probably right.

some people have magic hands though:



lol every time
Or some people have glass chins lol.

He basically arm punched him and the guy still went down.
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Originally Posted By BrightonBomber⏩
Or some people have glass chins lol.

He basically arm punched him and the guy still went down.
but he knew that's all it would take, probably from blasting tons of people. maybe he was holding lead ingots
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post 1566127281 11-13-2018, 11:41 AM
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are you fkin kidding me? prime mike tyson was a death sentence. I'd say my goodbye's to my loved ones, pepper my angus and run around the ring screaming until the lights went out
post 1566127761 11-13-2018, 11:47 AM
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I do the same I tend to do the 10 or so times, I trained boxing. Keep up my guard throw long jabs with my left and hope for a punch from the right.
Tyson does the same lower ranking pro boxers did to me back than, duck under my punch and hit me from the side. Except he is bigger stronger faster and hits much harder so he would down me with one combo.
Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
18 x 18ft boxing ring with proper rules, and 16oz gloves.

How long do you stay standing?

I have never taken a REAL head hit before, so would keep my gloves up and try and avoid a solid connection as long as possible. However I would wind too easily from the body shots. I'd give myself less than 20 seconds before I went to the canvas, and that's probably a stretch. Of couse I would not be able to do anything to Mike.
He can easily throw a feint and go past your defense.
post 1566127871 11-13-2018, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
you're probably right.

some people have magic hands though:



lol every time
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post 1566128671 11-13-2018, 11:57 AM
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two options

1. run around as fast as I can to stay away until I finally get hit so maybe 15-20 seconds.

2. just stand there and take it.
post 1566128931 11-13-2018, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i agree, but fighting is a weird thing and the physics of making someone's brain rattle are what they are. it would be the tiniest chance, but still possible.

i think prime fedor could have KO'ed him in a boxing match srs
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Originally Posted By SerbianSickKant⏩
Cuz he knew those ppl wouldnt do something like that to him back, in a street fight he would be scared for his life trust me
You wouldn't either. He would punch you and you would curl up like a baby. Game over.
post 1566132901 11-13-2018, 12:44 PM
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I would pretend I wanna tap gloves with him as a friendly gesture when the match starts. As soon as he reaches out with his guard down I will proceed to plummet the living hell out of him mercilessly and without any honor. I give him 10 - 20 seconds under my barrage of punches before tapping out.
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post 1566133661 11-13-2018, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By I3igAl⏩
What? In Boxing?
yeah, i think he could have had a chance. i believe tyson himself said fedor was the best fighter ever srs
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post 1566133941 11-13-2018, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By KENKONG⏩
your only preparation for that fight should be saying
goodbye to your loved ones
This. He would take center control in 2 seconds corner you and land a 1 2 to the head, even if you had your hands up you would still be KO'd. You could try dodging the punches and running around a bit, but then you run the risk of an uppercut landing flush and maybe giving you brain damage.
post 1566134791 11-13-2018, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By rainieravesouth⏩
i would be tommy morrison at the 2:59 mark of the 1st round

Is he the guy from rocky 5?
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post 1566135021 11-13-2018, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
Tyson in prime, Tyson now.. It’s the same results for every miscer.. KOed in 30 secs or less.
Mike Tyson in his prime scared everyone. It wasn't even a discussion before the fight about winning, but how long his opponent could last. Fighters would get in the ring with him with look of fright like an unarmed gladiator thrown into the arena against a pride of lions.
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post 1566135201 11-13-2018, 01:14 PM
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post 1566135361 11-13-2018, 01:16 PM
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the funny thing about saying "prime mike tyson" is that the result for all miscers would be the same even if it was current mike tyson. power is the last thing to go
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post 1566135371 11-13-2018, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Fit1NYC⏩
Is he the guy from rocky 5?
lol yup, Tommy Morrison (RIP). In the movie: Tommy Gunn
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post 1566135661 11-13-2018, 01:19 PM
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First I'd make sure to post on MISC about how tough I am and embellish my skills as a fighter then I'd hop on a plane bound for North Carolina.
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post 1566135671 11-13-2018, 01:19 PM
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jason blaha here, there is a chance he'd beat me on technical scoring / points but overall he would be on the way to ICU if I was allowed use the full extent of my training
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post 1566136201 11-13-2018, 01:25 PM
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Haha this thread...miscer vs. a top tier pro boxer. The answer is "however long it takes for him to land a punch." I boxed when I was younger and was pretty good. Sparred with a semi-pro featherweight once and every time he hit me it felt like a brick caving in the side of my skull. I can't even imagine what a pro with another 80-100 pounds would do.
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post 1566136561 11-13-2018, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By ImpressiveGainz⏩
Haha this thread...miscer vs. a top tier pro boxer. The answer is "however long it takes for him to land a punch." I boxed when I was younger and was pretty good. Sparred with a semi-pro featherweight once and every time he hit me it felt like a brick caving in the side of my skull. I can't even imagine what a pro with another 80-100 pounds would do.
jason blaha here. and yes, I would not recommend going against a professional boxer if you are a civilian or have zero spec post langley
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post 1566136651 11-13-2018, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By ImpressiveGainz⏩
Haha this thread...miscer vs. a top tier pro boxer. The answer is "however long it takes for him to land a punch." I boxed when I was younger and was pretty good. Sparred with a semi-pro featherweight once and every time he hit me it felt like a brick caving in the side of my skull. I can't even imagine what a pro with another 80-100 pounds would do.
like a wrecking impacting the side of your head at full speed
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as long as it takes me to walk backwards
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Originally Posted By MrSchons⏩
12 seconds but 10 of those would be on the deck getting counted out.
there wouldn't be countdown... refs gunna call it as soon as the first punch gets landed
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Originally Posted By KENKONG⏩
your only preparation for that fight should be saying
goodbye to your loved ones
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Lol wherever he punched would shatter into a thousand pieces.

The only way to survive is to drink whatever magic potion Robin Givens drank before Tyson beat her ass.
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Originally Posted By WestAfrica⏩
Lol wherever he punched would shatter into a thousand pieces.

The only way to survive is to drink whatever magic potion Robin Givens drank before Tyson beat her ass.
now that's a good post right there lmao
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Iron Mike could punch your thigh and knock you out. He'd probably be insulted at the oozing pile of beta in front of him if it was any miscer. Might take it easy and just backhand KO instead of closed fist.
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The only positive is he would probably hit me so hard I'd be knocked back in time to before the fight started and I would change my mind.
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Originally Posted By rainieravesouth⏩
i would be tommy morrison at the 2:59 mark of the 1st round

lol strong ref
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
18 x 18ft boxing ring with proper rules, and 16oz gloves.

How long do you stay standing?

I have never taken a REAL head hit before, so would keep my gloves up and try and avoid a solid connection as long as possible. However I would wind too easily from the body shots. I'd give myself less than 20 seconds before I went to the canvas, and that's probably a stretch. Of couse I would not be able to do anything to Mike.
Let's see, seeing that he was at a twink weight of 218 pounds then I don't give a **** how hard you all think he punches. What you fail to realize is boxing is like college club sports. The sports where nobody shows up. So wow Tyson won the so called world championships out of the 12 people that showed up for college club darts or bowling.

Boxing is a neanderthal sport. A sport where they are getting brain damage on a consistent basis. No wonder nobody wants to do it. Real athletes are smarter than that. Boxing is for non-athletes that just get into it because they suck at everything else.

Boxing doesn't represent the worlds greatest athletes.

Same thing goes for MMA. Another sport where non athletes all around the world get to pretend that they are big shots. Yay! YAY!!!! You won the MMA championship. You're so strong and so tough. NOBODY GIVES A FUK!

I without a doubt would have easily beaten a 20 year old Tyson, and I don't give a **** how fast or how strong you think he is.
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No way a lisping manlet is a match for me. Iron Mike is going down
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