Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum ยป You are to fight a prime Mike Tyson in 1 hour's time
  1. Results 61 to 90 of 171
  2. Page 3 of 6
  3. First
  5. 1
  6. 2
  7. 3
  8. 4
  9. 5
  11. Last

Thread: You are to fight a prime Mike Tyson in 1 hour's time

post 1566120341 11-13-2018, 10:21 AM
-
#61
  1. PimpinisEasy
  2. Registered User
  1. PimpinisEasy
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2012
  4. Age: 40
  5. Posts: 11,587
  6. Rep Power: 3465
Boxed since I was a kid... so i;d tool that can smasher.
post 1566120351 11-13-2018, 10:21 AM
-
#62
  1. screwnuts
  2. Born Again Hard
  1. screwnuts
  2. Born Again Hard
  3. Join Date: Apr 2011
  4. Location: Pennsylvania, United States
  5. Posts: 1,296
  6. Rep Power: 6727
I'm dropping into the fetal position as soon as the bell rings.
"You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world."
post 1566120511 11-13-2018, 10:23 AM
-
#63
  1. BrightonBomber
  2. Registered User
  1. BrightonBomber
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2015
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 4,897
  6. Rep Power: 10505
Originally Posted By SerbianSickKant⏩
in a street fight id win
I dunno, Tyson fought dirty and bit people in a boxing ring, in a street fight, he'd probably do even worse, gouge eyes, try to rip your nut sack off, the guy was a total headcase, even if your trained in MMA how the frick do you deal with someone who'll bite your fingers off if your hands go anywhere hear his face. Remember the Lewis press conference when he bit a chunk out of Lennox Lewis's thigh.
Bench -216lbs
Squat - 268lbs
Deadlift - 375lbs
OHP - 134lbs
post 1566120581 11-13-2018, 10:24 AM
-
#64
  1. DCutch
  2. Banned
  1. DCutch
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Apr 2009
  4. Location: Phoenix, Gullah Gullah Island, Cayman Islands
  5. Age: 15
  6. Posts: 12,528
  7. Rep Power: 0
When I read the title I was strategizing to just use my wrestling and Jiu jitsu, but boxing rules only? 10 seconds tops. He'd realize that my standup is embarrassing and just go on the assault.
post 1566120601 11-13-2018, 10:24 AM
-
#65
  1. JUGGERNAUT1333
  2. Vin Diesel Brah
  1. JUGGERNAUT1333
  2. Vin Diesel Brah
  3. Join Date: Jun 2014
  4. Posts: 27,542
  5. Rep Power: 292873
lol @ anyone who is trying to say they'd last longer than 20 seconds.
6'1 - 240lbs

<HTC>
post 1566120661 11-13-2018, 10:25 AM
-
#66
  1. SerbianSickKant
  2. The Eccentric SickKant
  1. SerbianSickKant
  2. The Eccentric SickKant
  3. Join Date: Jul 2013
  4. Posts: 7,503
  5. Rep Power: 24671
Originally Posted By BrightonBomber⏩
I dunno, Tyson fought dirty and bit people in a boxing ring, in a street fight, he'd probably do even worse, gouge eyes, try to rip your nut sack off, the guy was a total headcase, even if your trained in MMA how the frick do you deal with someone who'll bite your fingers off if your hands go anywhere hear his face. Remember the Lewis press conference when he bit a chunk out of Lennox Lewis's thigh.
Cuz he knew those ppl wouldnt do something like that to him back, in a street fight he would be scared for his life trust me
degenmaxx
post 1566120671 11-13-2018, 10:25 AM
-
#67
  1. AlwaysFocus
  2. Registered AI
  1. AlwaysFocus
  2. Registered AI
  3. Join Date: Sep 2016
  4. Location: BC, Canada
  5. Posts: 43,341
  6. Rep Power: 354666












Spoiler!
post 1566120731 11-13-2018, 10:25 AM
-
#68
  1. Ratfish
  1. Ratfish
  3. Join Date: Jul 2009
  4. Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
  5. Posts: 113,850
  6. Rep Power: 576095
Originally Posted By BrightonBomber⏩
I dunno, Tyson fought dirty and bit people in a boxing ring, in a street fight, he'd probably do even worse, gouge eyes, try to rip your nut sack off, the guy was a total headcase, even if your trained in MMA how the frick do you deal with someone who'll bite your fingers off if your hands go anywhere hear his face. Remember the Lewis press conference when he bit a chunk out of Lennox Lewis's thigh.
tyson has as many street fights as the whole misc has any fights

he'd break his hand on your face though like he did with spinks, so you could say afterward that you technically injured him, if you survived

edit: nvm, it was mitch green
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1566120811 11-13-2018, 10:27 AM
-
#69
  1. BetaAsPhuck
  2. Wage Cuckin' It
  1. BetaAsPhuck
  2. Wage Cuckin' It
  3. Join Date: Mar 2014
  4. Posts: 34,506
  5. Rep Power: 127306
Originally Posted By TheFornicator1⏩
A prime Tyson hitting me full force would kill me or incapacitate me for life.

I wouldn't get in the ring for $1bn, srs
That is a sane answer.

I think I would be looking at brain damage, and needing professional care for the rest of my life.





If You Don't Like To Talk About Your Feelings, This Might Help...
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=178926621

The Most Heartbreaking Thing That I've Learned About 'The Elite'.
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=178536851

Bitcoin And 'The Elite' - Why Bitcoin Is Not Revolutionary
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179820783
post 1566120961 11-13-2018, 10:28 AM
-
#70
  1. HayZues Christi
  2. Registered User
  1. HayZues Christi
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Oct 2007
  4. Age: 40
  5. Posts: 33,178
  6. Rep Power: 232547
Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
lol @ anyone who is trying to say they'd last longer than 20 seconds.
Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.

606 G0D.
post 1566121261 11-13-2018, 10:32 AM
-
#71
  1. BetaAsPhuck
  2. Wage Cuckin' It
  1. BetaAsPhuck
  2. Wage Cuckin' It
  3. Join Date: Mar 2014
  4. Posts: 34,506
  5. Rep Power: 127306
Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
the bigger brehs on the misc would have a puncher's chance tbh. 1 chance probably, but better odds than winning the lottery
An untrained amateur bodybuilder's punch ain't doing a thing to a prime Mike Tyson. Even if they connect, let's be real.

The dude was getting hit by people who weigh just as much as the biggest miscers, who are also professional world class boxers.

I think you're severely underestimating their chances. I legit think that a prime Tyson could let them punch them as hard as they can, and it wouldn't do a thing.

Good luck to any bodybuilder trying to land a punch...

If You Don't Like To Talk About Your Feelings, This Might Help...
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=178926621

The Most Heartbreaking Thing That I've Learned About 'The Elite'.
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=178536851

Bitcoin And 'The Elite' - Why Bitcoin Is Not Revolutionary
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179820783
post 1566121361 11-13-2018, 10:33 AM
-
#72
  1. esmile
  2. We're all gonna make it.
  1. esmile
  2. We're all gonna make it.
  3. Join Date: Apr 2009
  4. Age: 34
  5. Posts: 7,954
  6. Rep Power: 12321
Not even 5 seconds srs lol dude would lay out pro boxers in similar time
ok
post 1566121391 11-13-2018, 10:34 AM
-
#73
  1. dozaman
  2. Registered User
  1. dozaman
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2012
  4. Location: New York, United States
  5. Age: 37
  6. Posts: 1,666
  7. Rep Power: 2313
Originally Posted By screwnuts⏩
I'm dropping into the fetal position as soon as the bell rings.
this
post 1566121571 11-13-2018, 10:35 AM
-
#74
  1. CaliSuperSport
  2. Mercenary. Non-negotiable
  1. CaliSuperSport
  2. Mercenary. Non-negotiable
  3. Join Date: Apr 2012
  4. Location: Sacramento, California, United States
  5. Posts: 47,223
  6. Rep Power: 275363
Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
the bigger brehs on the misc would have a puncher's chance tbh. 1 chance probably, but better odds than winning the lottery
doubt it, he knocked out more than a few manmore pro boxers in his time.
ฯ‰ฯƒัโ„“โˆ‚ ั‚ัฮฑฮฝั”โ„“ั”ั ศผัั”ฯ‰
Pre-Med crew
โ˜… NUFC โ˜†
โ‚ช DEFQON.1 AUSTRALIA 2016 โ‚ช
177 lbs | O: 165 /// B: 275 /// S: 335 /// D: 390
post 1566121601 11-13-2018, 10:36 AM
-
#75
  1. BetaAsPhuck
  2. Wage Cuckin' It
  1. BetaAsPhuck
  2. Wage Cuckin' It
  3. Join Date: Mar 2014
  4. Posts: 34,506
  5. Rep Power: 127306
Originally Posted By salamisalem⏩
I just wanna keep my ears bro.

Been doing martial arts for 20 years tho so I feel I could probably keep it together for a few minutes. I have incredible reflexes and the resilience of a Diaz brother/zombie

That being said, 69% chance of brain damage and 42% chance of death
If You Don't Like To Talk About Your Feelings, This Might Help...
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=178926621

The Most Heartbreaking Thing That I've Learned About 'The Elite'.
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=178536851

Bitcoin And 'The Elite' - Why Bitcoin Is Not Revolutionary
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179820783
post 1566121631 11-13-2018, 10:36 AM
-
#76
  1. Ratfish
  1. Ratfish
  3. Join Date: Jul 2009
  4. Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
  5. Posts: 113,850
  6. Rep Power: 576095
Originally Posted By BetaAsPhuck⏩
An untrained amateur bodybuilder's punch ain't doing a thing to a prime Mike Tyson. Even if they connect, let's be real.

The dude was getting hit by people who weigh just as much as the biggest miscers, who are also professional world class boxers.

I think you're severely underestimating their chances. I legit think that a prime Tyson could let them punch them as hard as they can, and it wouldn't do a thing.

Good luck to any bodybuilder trying to land a punch...

i agree, but fighting is a weird thing and the physics of making someone's brain rattle are what they are. it would be the tiniest chance, but still possible.

i think prime fedor could have KO'ed him in a boxing match srs
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1566122651 11-13-2018, 10:50 AM
-
#77
  1. miscHelix
  2. Registered User
  1. miscHelix
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2013
  4. Age: 38
  5. Posts: 12,430
  6. Rep Power: 36257
Originally Posted By Jax05⏩
i've done few yrs of kickboxing/bjj....so...maybe 30-45 seconds?
This but id probably drop to the first body hook he threw.
Misc BJJ crew
Misc Muay Thai Crew.
post 1566122961 11-13-2018, 10:55 AM
-
#78
  1. MrSchons
  2. Welsh Brah
  1. MrSchons
  2. Welsh Brah
  3. Join Date: Dec 2015
  4. Location: Wales, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 13,274
  6. Rep Power: 141586
12 seconds but 10 of those would be on the deck getting counted out.
post 1566123051 11-13-2018, 10:57 AM
-
#79
  1. Ratfish
  1. Ratfish
  3. Join Date: Jul 2009
  4. Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
  5. Posts: 113,850
  6. Rep Power: 576095
Originally Posted By MrSchons⏩
12 seconds but 10 of those would be on the deck getting counted out.
lmao
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1566123201 11-13-2018, 10:59 AM
-
#80
  1. TheJimmyRustler
  2. Shhh, no tears
  1. TheJimmyRustler
  2. Shhh, no tears
  3. Join Date: May 2012
  4. Posts: 7,686
  5. Rep Power: 16305
I'll be famous after going up against Tyson. A household name. Seen everywhere....


..... because I'd be the only man in boxing history to pass out with fear once the bell goes.
post 1566123301 11-13-2018, 11:00 AM
-
#81
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2015
  4. Age: 44
  5. Posts: 42,044
  6. Rep Power: 363602
Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i agree, but fighting is a weird thing and the physics of making someone's brain rattle are what they are. it would be the tiniest chance, but still possible.

i think prime fedor could have KO'ed him in a boxing match srs
Most bodybuilders I've seen are arm punchers, and don't create enough torque. I don't know about that...You've seen Conor put MMA guys down no problem, but Floyd walked right through his punches. The power just doesn't translate the same with the larger gloves.
No man is your friend
No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher

Black Crew
Lol @ Tradies Srs
AP4 crew
post 1566123811 11-13-2018, 11:06 AM
-
#82
  1. Ratfish
  1. Ratfish
  3. Join Date: Jul 2009
  4. Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
  5. Posts: 113,850
  6. Rep Power: 576095
Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Most bodybuilders I've seen are arm punchers, and don't create enough torque. I don't know about that...You've seen Conor put MMA guys down no problem, but Floyd walked right through his punches. The power just doesn't translate the same with the larger gloves.
i agree about arm-punching. i've seen pro boxers who simply can't figure it out and untrained people who naturally do it. i think it's partially genetic or else some people are just uncoordinated dumbasses. the gloves add power though...
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1566123891 11-13-2018, 11:07 AM
-
#83
  1. sword_
  2. uberschwert
  1. sword_
  2. uberschwert
  3. Join Date: May 2005
  4. Location: Texas, United States
  5. Posts: 107,635
  6. Rep Power: 912964
I'm good dawg.
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
Dominant Islamic, Asiatic Black Hebrew

- GZA "4th Chamber"
post 1566124341 11-13-2018, 11:12 AM
-
#84
  1. Scartown
  2. Registered User
  1. Scartown
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2015
  4. Posts: 1,867
  5. Rep Power: 8968
I'd give that retarded manlet something to stutter and lisp about DED SRS

I last 3 minutes, only because international humanitarian services would have to pry me off of Mikey's lifeless body
post 1566124501 11-13-2018, 11:13 AM
-
#85
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  1. badbl00d
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2015
  4. Age: 44
  5. Posts: 42,044
  6. Rep Power: 363602
Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i agree about arm-punching. i've seen pro boxers who simply can't figure it out and untrained people who naturally do it. i think it's partially genetic or else some people are just uncoordinated dumbasses. the gloves add power though...
They do add to the compression of the punch, but it's not that significant...Especially when you're dealing with someone that's taken thousands of punches. I just don't think any MMA fighter has put in enough punch technique work to worry most pro boxers.
No man is your friend
No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher

Black Crew
Lol @ Tradies Srs
AP4 crew
post 1566124861 11-13-2018, 11:18 AM
-
#86
  1. BrightonBomber
  2. Registered User
  1. BrightonBomber
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2015
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 4,897
  6. Rep Power: 10505
Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Most bodybuilders I've seen are arm punchers, and don't create enough torque. I don't know about that...You've seen Conor put MMA guys down no problem, but Floyd walked right through his punches. The power just doesn't translate the same with the larger gloves.
Yeah body builders have the size but not the technique to generate power. One body builder I know off who became a pro boxers was Louis Monaco. Despite his impressive physique he wasn't a big puncher and never got beyond journeymen level and was even KO'ed by the morbidly obese Butterbean in a round.



Holly Holm showed the difference in power between boxing and MMA. As a boxer she had only 9 KO's in 33 wins but has 8 KO's in 12 MMA wins. In boxing she was feather fisted while she was a decent puncher in MMA. Just because you hit hard in MMA doesn't mean you hit hard for a boxer.
Bench -216lbs
Squat - 268lbs
Deadlift - 375lbs
OHP - 134lbs
post 1566124881 11-13-2018, 11:18 AM
-
#87
  1. InVentive44
  2. Snakin down your chimney
  1. InVentive44
  2. Snakin down your chimney
  3. Join Date: Nov 2014
  4. Posts: 12,842
  5. Rep Power: 108456
You'll yall a bunch of pussies.. Just LOL if you couldn't trade blows with prime Tyson. Got hit hard in an ametuer match and could trade shots like nothing.. Tyson ain't no different
Superight Crew
AntiVaxx Cew
COVID is a jok Crew
post 1566125321 11-13-2018, 11:22 AM
-
#88
  1. Ratfish
  1. Ratfish
  3. Join Date: Jul 2009
  4. Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
  5. Posts: 113,850
  6. Rep Power: 576095
Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
They do add to the compression of the punch, but it's not that significant...Especially when you're dealing with someone that's taken thousands of punches. I just don't think any MMA fighter has put in enough punch technique work to worry most pro boxers.
you're probably right.

some people have magic hands though:



lol every time
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1566125411 11-13-2018, 11:23 AM
-
#89
  1. Peacening
  2. dadbod on lock
  1. Peacening
  2. dadbod on lock
  3. Join Date: Feb 2017
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 10,814
  6. Rep Power: 90739
As soon as that bell rings I'm taking a dive
HTC
Proud Dad crew
6'4" height of the gods
post 1566126471 11-13-2018, 11:32 AM
-
#90
  1. Bloodrushtiger
  2. Registered User
  1. Bloodrushtiger
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Oct 2013
  4. Posts: 1,399
  5. Rep Power: 505
Transform into prime Lennox Lewis fight him and say "i will **** you till you love me ***got"
Panthers, Raptors
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts