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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
I know what you are saying.ya, look at this dude's chit ass swing
Lee’s swing really wasn’t terrible if you understand what it takes to hit the ball straight. Attractive or athletic, no he wasn’t. Incredibly effective, yep, one of the best ever.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
I've only been playing golf for a few years.You said my swing was ‘terrible’. Average would be 18, so what’s terrible? 30? 40? My swing is so terrible that now you want to play straight up???
Your swing is terrible, but your scoring game could be solid and you could easily play to a 15, even with your awful swing.
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01-07-2019, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted By WinnerByChoke⏩
You can’t score solidly with a ‘terrible’ swing. It’s not ice dancing or gymnastics, there are no points for having a nice looking swing, zero.I've only been playing golf for a few years.
Your swing is terrible, but your scoring game could be solid and you could easily play to a 15, even with your awful swing.
Your swing is terrible, but your scoring game could be solid and you could easily play to a 15, even with your awful swing.
If your swing hits fairways and greens, it isn’t terrible. It works, therefore it’s a great swing. It is that simple, and you won’t find a pro or a coach anywhere in the world who would say any different.
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01-07-2019, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
I just shot 81 and 82 last weekend hitting 5 greens in each round.You can’t score solidly with a ‘terrible’ swing. It’s not ice dancing or gymnastics, there are no points for having a nice looking swing, zero.
If your swing hits fairways and greens, it isn’t terrible. It works, therefore it’s a great swing. It is that simple, and you won’t find a pro or a coach anywhere in the world who would say any different.
If your swing hits fairways and greens, it isn’t terrible. It works, therefore it’s a great swing. It is that simple, and you won’t find a pro or a coach anywhere in the world who would say any different.
You're right about your last post, it is all about how you arrive at the ball, which you don't seem to do very well. To be fair it is just one swing, so hard to really say. Troll thread IMO.
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01-07-2019, 05:01 PM
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Swing looks ok, bad follow through, looks like you pushed it hard right, but impossible to say without a trackman. Nice into out motion.
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01-07-2019, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By WinnerByChoke⏩
If you only hit 5 greens, perhaps you don’t know as much about how to arrive at the ball as you think you do?I just shot 81 and 82 last weekend hitting 5 greens in each round.
You're right about your last post, it is all about how you arrive at the ball, which you don't seem to do very well. To be fair it is just one swing, so hard to really say. Troll thread IMO.
You're right about your last post, it is all about how you arrive at the ball, which you don't seem to do very well. To be fair it is just one swing, so hard to really say. Troll thread IMO.
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01-07-2019, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
give us your stats thenIf you only hit 5 greens, perhaps you don’t know as much about how to arrive at the ball as you think you do?
how many fairways and greens in regulation? average putting strokes? average driving distance? accuracy?
inb4 always on in two, single putt, etc
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01-07-2019, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By howimliving⏩
2 handicap last year. 12 greens ish, short but straight off the tee. Decent short game.give us your stats then
how many fairways and greens in regulation? average putting strokes? average driving distance? accuracy?
inb4 always on in two, single putt, etc
how many fairways and greens in regulation? average putting strokes? average driving distance? accuracy?
inb4 always on in two, single putt, etc
Was recording stats on a game golf but didn’t replace the buttons after regripping, May go back to it but it’s not a significant advantage IMO just a laugh.
If you know a pro, or if anyone reading this thread knows one, I’d guarantee they would have a completely different opinion of my swing than the twits above. By all means ask them.
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01-07-2019, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
testi please. post pics of whatever handicap app you use to verify. my money is that iifymbro is probably spot on with his statement of scratch to +3 but you're up in the night2 handicap last year
12 greens ish
67% is strong but not sure i believe that one eithershort but straight off the tee
doubting this one too. judging by the ball trajectory in the poverty vid you posted, impact was with an open club face and possible shanked slightly off the toe. these are probably amplified when a driver is in your little girl hands and slice city smack slice boyIf you know a pro, or if anyone reading this thread knows one, I’d guarantee they would have a completely different opinion of my swing than the twits above
no they wouldn'tBy all means ask them.
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01-08-2019, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted By howimliving⏩
https://ibb.co/QkL2w01testi please. post pics of whatever handicap app you use to verify. my money is that iifymbro is probably spot on with his statement of scratch to +3 but you're up in the night
67% is strong but not sure i believe that one either
doubting this one too. judging by the ball trajectory in the poverty vid you posted, impact was with an open club face and possible shanked slightly off the toe. these are probably amplified when a driver is in your little girl hands and slice city smack slice boy
no they wouldn't
no one wants to watch that sh*t anymore
67% is strong but not sure i believe that one either
doubting this one too. judging by the ball trajectory in the poverty vid you posted, impact was with an open club face and possible shanked slightly off the toe. these are probably amplified when a driver is in your little girl hands and slice city smack slice boy
no they wouldn't
no one wants to watch that sh*t anymore
Not an app, that’s an official national handicap id, competions only off the tips, no beer games off the ladies tees. Just before that I was off 2.2 before changing my swing as I explained.
What do you owe me?
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01-08-2019, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Mangino⏩
If I knew what a ghin was I’d post itNegged everyone for not posting ghin screenshots to back up claims
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01-08-2019, 06:24 PM
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01-09-2019, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Mangino⏩
Check my post 101. That’s an official UK handicap reference, competition only.USGA official handicap, ghin.com
Not sure what the international equivalent is
Not sure what the international equivalent is
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04-29-2019, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
new video, on a range, HD, can see the ball flight. Hit five 4 irons then a driver, all within a couple of yards of each other. You can hear the third one clank the target (2 foot target at 180 yards). And if I'm STILL being called out after this, I'll post 20 shots in a row, and the idiots doing the call out can make the same video down the line so we can enjoy their skills..No reply from heyzeuschristi,winnerbychoke or bosko. Give it the big un, then run like scared children when I offer them out. All 3 of you utterly pathetic.
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04-29-2019, 07:12 PM
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Vid not working Sambo
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04-30-2019, 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted By potbellymadar⏩
Sorry don’t know why can anyone embed?Vid not working Sambo
Edit: YouTube search for ‘Hdnewswing’ it will be the only video that comes up
Edit 2: the Slazenger socks are for identification purposes only. I normally wear Armani
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04-30-2019, 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
bump for anyone who can embed, its important..Sorry don’t know why can anyone embed?
Edit: YouTube search for ‘Hdnewswing’ it will be the only video that comes up
Edit 2: the Slazenger socks are for identification purposes only. I normally wear Armani
Edit: YouTube search for ‘Hdnewswing’ it will be the only video that comes up
Edit 2: the Slazenger socks are for identification purposes only. I normally wear Armani
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
You had a space in front of the yt linknew video, on a range, HD, can see the ball flight. Hit five 4 irons then a driver, all within a couple of yards of each other. You can hear the third one clank the target (2 foot target at 180 yards). And if I'm STILL being called out after this, I'll post 20 shots in a row, and the idiots doing the call out can make the same video down the line so we can enjoy their skills..
04-30-2019, 03:19 PM
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Cheers brah^
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04-30-2019, 03:35 PM
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You suck, you jackass.
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Almost like this is the kind of thread someone that is actually good at golf would make on a golfing forum.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
04-30-2019, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted By nosirrahx⏩
You mean a bit like how someone posts endless photos of terrible car meet ups and gets zero responses?Almost like this is the kind of thread someone that is actually good at golf would make on a golfing forum.
Again, since you’re a bit slow, I get called out endlessly on my golf (since that’s my avi). But of course, when I offer anyone a game for cash they run the other way like toddlers who have pooed themselves (witness HeyZeus and several others ITT). So I post a better video since if they are too scared to play I can’t do much else.
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04-30-2019, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
The seething cope is pretty hilarious.You mean a bit like how someone posts endless photos of terrible car meet ups and gets zero responses?
BTW, genius, you are called out endlessly about your golf game because of the way you react, not your actual skill.
No one gives a flying turd about your handicap, its your handicapped social skills that is of actual interest.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
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Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
04-30-2019, 04:33 PM
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Is OP actually retarded (serious)? It looks like he belongs in a special home. I’m being serious.
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Lmao @ those 60 yrd pitch shots.
You playing bump in run to every green gramps?
You playing bump in run to every green gramps?
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04-30-2019, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
For someone who talks so much sh!t it’s a little strange that you neither want to play me for money or post your own swing and ball flight.Lmao @ those 60 yrd pitch shots.
You playing bump in run to every green gramps?
You playing bump in run to every green gramps?
We’ll all draw our own conclusions
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
180 yards, my ass.new video, on a range, HD, can see the ball flight. Hit five 4 irons then a driver, all within a couple of yards of each other. You can hear the third one clank the target (2 foot target at 180 yards). And if I'm STILL being called out after this, I'll post 20 shots in a row, and the idiots doing the call out can make the same video down the line so we can enjoy their skills..
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
Bounced twice first hence the delay when you hear the clang. About a 165 carry, which isn’t much, but I’m swinging a little slower than usual as I’m working on a few different things.180 yards, my ass.
Of course, this is laughable to you and everyone else here because you all hit it as far and straight as tour pro’s but sadly keep forgetting to film it.
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04-30-2019, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Far as I’m concerned, it’s about the score. I’m by far the shortest hitter of all the low single figure guys at my club, but beat them all on a regular basis. I’ve known more than a couple of 12 handicaps that can carry a 4 iron 200 yards or more. Whoopy de fukkin do.Dude, you swing like the 70 year old kunts do at my club
Not that yardage is necessarily something to brag about, but if you're getting less than 200 yards out of a 4 iron on the regular, I wouldn't be bragging about chit on here golf related
Mirin hat though, barber shop quartet bloke
Not that yardage is necessarily something to brag about, but if you're getting less than 200 yards out of a 4 iron on the regular, I wouldn't be bragging about chit on here golf related
Mirin hat though, barber shop quartet bloke
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