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post 1572133431 01-26-2019, 01:33 AM
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Read most of your responses and fkn hell you kunts are disgusting,

I just like my females to be feminine

If I wanted to have a female be masculine I’d become a gay
post 1572133621 01-26-2019, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Also I think I posted the story on here before, but the worst was this onetime I was laying in bed with my ex getting ready to go to sleep and I went to initiate sex like I usually do by starting to kiss her and slippin my finger in that angus lightly pressing on it, and it fukin felt extra moist and I was like wtf. So I strategically slowed my roll and uninitiated, and when she wasn't looking I sniffed my fingers and smelt a strong smell of poo, so I was like this bish needs to get her life together, so waited until she fell asleep hiding my fingers off the edge of the bed and when she fell asleep I put them in her mouth and she woke up and was like "what the fuk are you doing, why do you have chit on your fingers" and was snapping on me, and I was like "it's your chit you dirty bish, go the fuk in the bathroom and sort your life out" and she started crying on me out of embarrassment, saying that I was a fukin dikhead, telling me that she had hemorrhoids (heavy squats) so she didn't want to hurt them and ran in the bathroom crying and locked herself in there. No fukin excuses though, chit never happened again srs
post 1572133911 01-26-2019, 01:51 AM
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lol should have told her to wait and chit on his chest
post 1572134081 01-26-2019, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
Looks like anal is out of the question...
ever done anal with an ass full of doody? It's better if it's out brah
post 1572134821 01-26-2019, 02:33 AM
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would continue and smash, and then directly tell her why I'm about to go no contact

disgusting af

it's one thing to be real but have some manners and self respect.
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post 1572134871 01-26-2019, 02:36 AM
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would not care srs, if she's cute and i liked her id send her an even more gross message back.
post 1572135511 01-26-2019, 03:08 AM
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I bet she was female trolling him to check his sense of humor, she is disgusting though, would have went no contact for a message like that, you have to get to know someone before talking like that.
post 1572135811 01-26-2019, 03:23 AM
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that is disgusting..shes not "one of the bros" shes a girl...she should act like one.
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post 1572136081 01-26-2019, 03:34 AM
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Pics of chit?
post 1572136161 01-26-2019, 03:39 AM
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post 1572136371 01-26-2019, 03:49 AM
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It sounds like OP's going to be having a weekend of 'guns coming in hot' like this.

Classy.

post 1572136751 01-26-2019, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Yeah lmao, I'm a straight up savage srs. Girlfriends always hate it because I'll come in the bathroom and literally sit in front of them chillin/talking while they are pooping and vice versa and will fuk them directly after, still in the bathroom sometimes. (I'm not into chitting or pissing on each other though, that is fukin groce, and you better fukin wipe well after your use the bathroom)
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post 1572138481 01-26-2019, 05:28 AM
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remind me of a girl i invited at my place for the first time
she had to go to 'the toilet'
she was gone for 20 minutes, and sended me a selfie of her taking a poop lol
she also did not used the refreshener
turned me the f on for some reason and i smashed her later
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post 1572139301 01-26-2019, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Yeah lmao, I'm a straight up savage srs. Girlfriends always hate it because I'll come in the bathroom and literally sit in front of them chillin/talking while they are pooping and vice versa and will fuk them directly after, still in the bathroom sometimes. (I'm not into chitting or pissing on each other though, that is fukin groce, and you better fukin wipe well after your use the bathroom)
That's fukkin digusting peter
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post 1572140331 01-26-2019, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Mulloway69⏩
I've been with my woman for 16 years and I have never seen her chit, neither has she seen me chit. Fukking disgusting MF's ITT.

The day your woman is comfortable to sit there and evacuate her bowels in front of you is the day she no longer considers you worthy of her best/respect.

No wonder so many people get divorced, they get comfortable and stop trying/giving a fuk because they are lazy slobs.
LMFAO, we have found the leading cause of divorce here folks, people not locking the door when they poop.

When one of you poops and it stinks, do you just uncomfortably pretend it didn't happen? What about a fart in bed, do you leave the room? JFC.
post 1572140461 01-26-2019, 06:40 AM
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That's a dream come true , anal confirmed.
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post 1572140631 01-26-2019, 06:46 AM
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it's a man. Girls dont poop.
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post 1572140711 01-26-2019, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Frank
LMFAO, we have found the leading cause of divorce here folks, people not locking the door when they poop.

When one of you poops and it stinks, do you just uncomfortably pretend it didn't happen? What about a fart in bed, do you leave the room? JFC.
To my mind the mark of true love is freedom. Both parties must feel that they can be fully human in front of their S.O. This means that there is no condition. There is nothing you could do that could disgust me. There is nothing I could do, that could disgust you. The moment there is something that can change your S.O.’s view or opinion of you, then freedom is lost, and love comes into question.

“I love you EXCEPT when you take a crap”.
“I love you EXCEPT when you’re on your period”
“I love you EXCEPT when you come from the gym smelly my dude”.

I love you except when you’re human.

Any girl that can’t fart around me isn’t free. Any guy that has to pause the movie to go belch in another room isn’t free. Any girl that has to run to the shower after the gym before getting a hug from her S.O. isnt free. Any guy that has to walk out of the bathroom after performing a natural bodily function and is ashamed for his girlfriend to walk in after him isn’t free.

I work in healthcare, and I frequently watch as children of their dying, ailing parents call staff in to wipe their parents after a BM, because it’s “disgusting “. Imagine that. It is the rare child that wants to do this for their parents themselves. It is those adult children that understand something I think is getting lost in this thread.

To err is to be human. To chit is to be human. To love is to be human. And you can’t have love without total acceptance of that.

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post 1572146231 01-26-2019, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By MistaO⏩
Better that she's honest. It could have gone something like the miscer whose GF said she was going to pee real quick. She said shes off to pee while they were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and he knew something was up, he knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and he became suspicious...so he yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, he smashed through the door and he sees her sitting on the toilet seat, he told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so he threw her off, he looked inside the toilet...just as he suspected, a goddam log, "bitch u better pray this isnt yours." He looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at him that he's crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. He told her no need to call the cops, he's breaking up with her. She's some kinda poop whore. and that was that. He felt like a new man and set off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
Holy chit lmao
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post 1572147141 01-26-2019, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
What kind of girl talks like that??? Good lord. lol
The kind that goes out with a group of guys, cusses and swears like a pirate, gets loud and obnoxious when she drinks, and tries to drink the guys under the table. Basically, the kind who thinks being strong and independent means aping the worst of male behaviors.
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post 1572148071 01-26-2019, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By joshewah17⏩
To my mind the mark of true love is freedom. Both parties must feel that they can be fully human in front of their S.O. This means that there is no condition. There is nothing you could do that could disgust me. There is nothing I could do, that could disgust you. The moment there is something that can change your S.O.’s view or opinion of you, then freedom is lost, and love comes into question.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to joshewah17 again.

This right here, if I decide to actually be with a girl I fuk with her in every single way.
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post 1572148801 01-26-2019, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Frank
LMFAO, we have found the leading cause of divorce here folks, people not locking the door when they poop.

When one of you poops and it stinks, do you just uncomfortably pretend it didn't happen? What about a fart in bed, do you leave the room? JFC.
This.

Buncha babies ITT. Everyone poops. Everyone farts.
post 1572148981 01-26-2019, 09:25 AM
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Would you rather someone who made excuses to hide the fact that they do indeed shiit?
post 1572150431 01-26-2019, 09:46 AM
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pics of chit?
post 1572151141 01-26-2019, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
The kind that goes out with a group of guys, cusses and swears like a pirate, gets loud and obnoxious when she drinks, and tries to drink the guys under the table. Basically, the kind who thinks being strong and independent means aping the worst of male behaviors.
Yeah, I can cuss like a pirate but loud and obnoxious, nope. I also don't go out with groups of guys and the only people I could prob drink under the table would be kids who've never drinken before. lol
Originally Posted By tng83⏩
Would you rather someone who made excuses to hide the fact that they do indeed shiit?
It's not about hiding the fact that you chit, it's about not being vulgar like that chick was. It's the way she worded it. She could have simply said she had to go to the bathroom. They're not even in a relationship.
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i bet half of you chit talkers are the type to eat your girls ass after she takes a chit too lol yall are full of chit lmao
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
i bet half of you chit talkers are the type to eat your girls ass after she takes a chit too lol yall are full of chit lmao
It's better to eat a girls ass out while she takes a chit.

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post 1572156551 01-26-2019, 11:07 AM
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sounds like friend zone to me. She's just " one of the guys"
post 1572156581 01-26-2019, 11:07 AM
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i know everybody ****s so that not a big deal but im not a fan of women that are so indiscreet about bathroom stuff. like if she said i need to use the bathroom that would have got the idea across fine.
feel the same about women that loudly burp and fart around me, **** is disgusting. to be fair i dont like when men do it either but women doing it seems worse and its a giant turnoff
post 1572156721 01-26-2019, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By NameOfPeace⏩
i know everybody ****s so that not a big deal but im not a fan of women that are so indiscreet about bathroom stuff. like if she said i need to use the bathroom that would have got the idea across fine.
feel the same about women that loudly burp and fart around me, **** is disgusting. to be fair i dont like when men do it either but women doing it seems worse and its a giant turnoff
This is basically where I'm at with it. Yes, everyone poops, farts and burps, but you don't have to make a production out of it.
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