This has to be the ULTIMATE cuckery/friendzone ever (srs)

05-30-2019, 03:14 PM

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#91

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Originally Posted By RaibeartBruis⏩

Top comment on reddit (the pic was posted in the /r/trashy sub, and a mod ended up locking the thread and calling out the OP lol):

>Who said he “clearly likes” her? What if he volunteered to help because he is fine with being a friend? Why are we just assuming that he is being “dad-zoned”? It takes a village to raise a kid. I would help my single girl friends if they had a kid.

I literally just made this face. Losing so much hope.

05-30-2019, 03:18 PM

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#92

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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩

It's entirely possible that he's not straight (not taking a shot at him -- being SRS). That would explain the arrangement.

This is what I was thinking. He might be gay and this woman's best buddy. And if this were the case, I can see this potentially working out srs. She knows he's never going to try getting in her pants, he's a male figure in the child's life, etc.

I'm hearing more and more now about this arrangement people have where a 'couple' will consist of 2 women and 1 man. Or like a co-partner or something that helps with the kids and the house chores and all that. Times, they are a changin'

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05-30-2019, 03:29 PM

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05-30-2019, 03:30 PM

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#94

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lol @ this post from the original Sloan thread on reddit

"My sister in law got pregnant from a one night stand at age 18. Maybe a year or two after having the kid, she got married to a dude she had only dated a couple months.

Dude was actually a real stand up guy, took real good care of the kid financially and emotionally, all the while they were fighting back-child support and parental rights issues with the biological father. Treated the kid like his own.

Biological dad ended up signing away his rights to the kid a few years later, so Dude went through the legal process to adopt the kid as his own son, with the mother’s blessing.

Not long after it was all finalized, she divorced him. Now the guy pays child support on a kid that’s not biologically his. "

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05-30-2019, 03:32 PM

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#95

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Originally Posted By StiffSproles⏩

Holy hell LMAO! The delusions of this woman and the lack of balls and pure idiocy of the guy who is like this. Just LMAO!

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05-30-2019, 03:33 PM

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#96

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Originally Posted By Cynic09⏩

lol @ this post from the original Sloan thread on reddit

"My sister in law got pregnant from a one night stand at age 18. Maybe a year or two after having the kid, she got married to a dude she had only dated a couple months.

Dude was actually a real stand up guy, took real good care of the kid financially and emotionally, all the while they were fighting back-child support and parental rights issues with the biological father. Treated the kid like his own.

Biological dad ended up signing away his rights to the kid a few years later, so Dude went through the legal process to adopt the kid as his own son, with the mother’s blessing.

Not long after it was all finalized, she divorced him. Now the guy pays child support on a kid that’s not biologically his. "

LOL. No good deed goes unpunished. Women are master manipulators and this one played that dude like a fiddle.

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05-30-2019, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted By Cynic09⏩

lol @ this post from the original Sloan thread on reddit

"My sister in law got pregnant from a one night stand at age 18. Maybe a year or two after having the kid, she got married to a dude she had only dated a couple months.

Dude was actually a real stand up guy, took real good care of the kid financially and emotionally, all the while they were fighting back-child support and parental rights issues with the biological father. Treated the kid like his own.

Biological dad ended up signing away his rights to the kid a few years later, so Dude went through the legal process to adopt the kid as his own son, with the mother’s blessing.

Not long after it was all finalized, she divorced him. Now the guy pays child support on a kid that’s not biologically his. "

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05-30-2019, 03:53 PM

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#98

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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

This is what I was thinking. He might be gay and this woman's best buddy. And if this were the case, I can see this potentially working out srs. She knows he's never going to try getting in her pants, he's a male figure in the child's life, etc.

I'm hearing more and more now about this arrangement people have where a 'couple' will consist of 2 women and 1 man. Or like a co-partner or something that helps with the kids and the house chores and all that. Times, they are a changin'

Read the post again. She says some chit like "I hope he finds a woman that treats him as good as he treats the child". He is straight and has been dadzoned

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05-30-2019, 04:10 PM

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Is this why society is trying to emasculate men? They can't stop feminism from turning women into mentally ill single mom whores so they're figuring out a way to make men pick up the slack, any way possible.

05-30-2019, 04:12 PM

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#100

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nah post has to be fake. pictures look like they were taken in 1999

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05-30-2019, 04:20 PM

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#101

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Originally Posted By Cynic09⏩

lol @ this post from the original Sloan thread on reddit

"My sister in law got pregnant from a one night stand at age 18. Maybe a year or two after having the kid, she got married to a dude she had only dated a couple months.

Dude was actually a real stand up guy, took real good care of the kid financially and emotionally, all the while they were fighting back-child support and parental rights issues with the biological father. Treated the kid like his own.

Biological dad ended up signing away his rights to the kid a few years later, so Dude went through the legal process to adopt the kid as his own son, with the mother’s blessing.

Not long after it was all finalized, she divorced him. Now the guy pays child support on a kid that’s not biologically his. "

Vicious Redpill for him. That's what he gets. Only thing could have made it worse is if she divorced him and got back with the baby daddy.

05-30-2019, 04:39 PM

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#102

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Either that or he's a ****file.

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05-30-2019, 04:44 PM

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#103

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Originally Posted By SirTony⏩

Sloan can apply for Swedish citizenship

Fukkin lost it lmfao

05-30-2019, 04:55 PM

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#104

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I posted this yesterday (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1581081511), I could have gotten the reps OP got had I made a thread

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05-30-2019, 04:57 PM

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#105

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Originally Posted By Cynic09⏩

lol @ this post from the original Sloan thread on reddit

"My sister in law got pregnant from a one night stand at age 18. Maybe a year or two after having the kid, she got married to a dude she had only dated a couple months.

Dude was actually a real stand up guy, took real good care of the kid financially and emotionally, all the while they were fighting back-child support and parental rights issues with the biological father. Treated the kid like his own.

Biological dad ended up signing away his rights to the kid a few years later, so Dude went through the legal process to adopt the kid as his own son, with the mother’s blessing.

Not long after it was all finalized, she divorced him. Now the guy pays child support on a kid that’s not biologically his. "

I'd rather get thrown out of a helicopter hovering over a pack of bloodthirsty sharks. Fuuuuuuuark.

05-30-2019, 05:01 PM

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#106

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if ur in the friendzone, it means u are a low value beta and she doesn't want to have ur kids.

So improve yourself and become the alpha beast who cares about himself and can raise a family. Women don't friendzone awesome guys leading great lives and work on themselves.

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05-30-2019, 05:18 PM

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#107

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Originally Posted By Cynic09⏩

lol @ this post from the original Sloan thread on reddit

"My sister in law got pregnant from a one night stand at age 18. Maybe a year or two after having the kid, she got married to a dude she had only dated a couple months.

Dude was actually a real stand up guy, took real good care of the kid financially and emotionally, all the while they were fighting back-child support and parental rights issues with the biological father. Treated the kid like his own.

Biological dad ended up signing away his rights to the kid a few years later, so Dude went through the legal process to adopt the kid as his own son, with the mother’s blessing.

Not long after it was all finalized, she divorced him. Now the guy pays child support on a kid that’s not biologically his. "

Wait a sec, the guy is posting this about his brother's wife. Every single guy in this woman's life is a cuck, including the dude posting since he let his brother marry this sloot.

On top of that, signing away your legal rights to a kid, does not save you from paying child support. It just mean's you have no say in how to raise him/her. Also, the guy should now be able to have 50/50 custody. So, this makes no sense.

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05-30-2019, 05:26 PM

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#108

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Originally Posted By gtg⏩

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good god that is a giga-chad

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05-30-2019, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted By RaibeartBruis⏩

Top comment on reddit (the pic was posted in the /r/trashy sub, and a mod ended up locking the thread and calling out the OP lol):

>Who said he “clearly likes” her? What if he volunteered to help because he is fine with being a friend? Why are we just assuming that he is being “dad-zoned”? It takes a village to raise a kid. I would help my single girl friends if they had a kid.

That's just wk virtue signaling.

05-30-2019, 05:39 PM

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#110

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Im telling you guys, this will not end well. Every man has his humiliation limit and this bish is going too far... Public dadzone humilliation is too harsh.

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05-30-2019, 05:43 PM

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even his name is ghey as fuark

05-30-2019, 05:44 PM

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#112

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Does anyone else ever look at these cases from a David Attenbro standpoint?

"Ah, here we have a female homosapien that has persuaded a male homosapien to help her raise her off-spring. She uses her charm and beauty to achieve this. One fascinating thing about this scenario is that she does not allow this male to have intercourse with her, and not only that... she even persuades him to provide her and her young with the resources necessary to thrive in this urban jungle. There's no doubt in my mind either that, if he had to, would give up his life to save hers and her young's. The strategy where a female homosapien cuckolds a beta male is becoming a very popular and successful strategy in modern day. I've been doing this job for some 60 years now, and nature never stops fascinating me."

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05-30-2019, 05:54 PM

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#113

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05-30-2019, 05:54 PM

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How do you know he's not gay? If he is then he has the "parent" experience without adoption or any other hassle

05-30-2019, 05:56 PM

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#115

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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩

How do you know he's not gay? If he is then he has the "parent" experience without adoption or any other hassle

Did you read the OP? She said she hopes that one day he can find a woman that's as good to him as he is to her.

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05-30-2019, 05:59 PM

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reddit/social media is 100% curated. The mods cherry pick the top comments on high traffic stuff. This is a fooking fact.

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05-30-2019, 06:56 PM

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#117

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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩

Does anyone else ever look at these cases from a David Attenbro standpoint?

I've read way too much behavioral psych. I see everyone as apes in clothes. Pretty much any human behavior is maximum 2-3 degrees away from a simple reproductive strategy.