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post 1583173481 07-02-2019, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Just use the original

so i have to do presentation for class
-awkward as ****
-start working out
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-my turn
-i get up there
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-teacher says I can start anytime
-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-girls start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gn8R8pz6E4

Its actually not as bad when I read from a script believe it or not
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post 1583173811 07-02-2019, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gn8R8pz6E4

Its actually not as bad when I read from a script believe it or not
Hnnnggg...I'm swoon...
post 1583183431 07-02-2019, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
I had a nightmare that sounded like this entire vocaroo
Sheesh....I had grills tell me they leaking after leaving them voicemails. Wtf
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1583183941 07-02-2019, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
I love it!!!!!!!

Rabbits too!

Rich's what the actual fuk? lol

TB01313 that is quite the southern accent!

I recorded myself and at "I scream" I said Ice-cream and started cracking up. lmao Can you tell where my mind is?
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post 1583186031 07-02-2019, 06:47 PM
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-be me
-fuk my boss at work in the closet every tuesday after lunch
-he wants anal
-awkward as chit
-start sticking it out
-not so awkward
-Sasha Grey is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm a dirty ass whore"
-get confident
-my turn
-he gets up there
-shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm a dirty ass whore"
-boss says I can cum anytime
-I start off with "i'm a dirty ass whore"
-at this point I'm so stuffed up, my stomach starts rumbling
-"i'm a dirty ass whore"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-about to blackout
-outside the room, people are saying "Oh my god, are they fuking?"
-girls start laughing
-closet door flops open
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of the door
-minor concussion and immediate diarrhea
-Police think my boss raped me
-coworkers call me dirty asswhore
-nickname eventually turns into dirty asshoel
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since the GoT finale

reps for life to any female micer that reads this and vocaroo
post 1583187661 07-02-2019, 07:20 PM
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I can never get it to work sorry.
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post 1583188461 07-02-2019, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
Oh my
Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LMAO fukken awesome

round the world we go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC

c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on
Sure you are ancient?
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post 1583188811 07-02-2019, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LMAO fukken awesome

round the world we go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC

c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on
Damn, strong proper English accent. Please don't tell me your "missionary with the lights off only" type proper though.... it will completely kill my vibes SRS



ALSO



That voice couple with your ted spoon pic...









































































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post 1583189281 07-02-2019, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Wincels copy pasta version
lmfao, will rep on sight until the end of time if someone does Wincel's version
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1583189581 07-02-2019, 08:01 PM
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Loving this chit.
post 1583190141 07-02-2019, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LMAO fukken awesome

round the world we go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC

c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on
Hey girls, just wondering if there is a 900 number I can call for some consultation? Asking for a friend who is shy lol
post 1583192361 07-02-2019, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
-be me
-fuk my boss at work in the closet every tuesday after lunch
-he wants anal
-awkward as chit
-start sticking it out
-not so awkward
-Sasha Grey is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm a dirty ass whore"
-get confident
-my turn
-he gets up there
-shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm a dirty ass whore"
-boss says I can cum anytime
-I start off with "i'm a dirty ass whore"
-at this point I'm so stuffed up, my stomach starts rumbling
-"i'm a dirty ass whore"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-about to blackout
-outside the room, people are saying "Oh my god, are they fuking?"
-girls start laughing
-closet door flops open
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of the door
-minor concussion and immediate diarrhea
-Police think my boss raped me
-coworkers call me dirty asswhore
-nickname eventually turns into dirty asshoel
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since the GoT finale

reps for life to any female micer that reads this and vocaroo
still no volunteers...
post 1583192531 07-02-2019, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted By casiNo.⏩
u think they're gonna do that when they can just make a 1 word post and get repped instead?
This.
FSU "Go Noles!"
post 1583193641 07-02-2019, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
SOunding saucy girl, I'm aroused.
post 1583193731 07-02-2019, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
Will rep on re-charge.
post 1583194991 07-02-2019, 09:48 PM
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If I recall Red said she was from or lived in Jersey(remember from a thread about Manhattan), her voice doesn’t shock me. Would let her discipline me/10 though.

I’m from CT, been in NC since I was 8ish. Sound pretty similar to her myself. Except less masculine(jk). I had s Bahston accent until I was like 6. Had to go to speech class.
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post 1583195251 07-02-2019, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By SSM12⏩
If I recall Red said she was from or lived in Jersey(remember from a thread about Manhattan), her voice doesn’t shock me. Would let her discipline me/10 though.

I’m from CT, been in NC since I was 8ish. Sound pretty similar to her myself. Except less masculine(jk). I had s Bahston accent until I was like 6. Had to go to speech class.
Lol jersey? Look at her username bro
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post 1583196281 07-02-2019, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
Lol jersey? Look at her username bro
I’d have had no clue. Not a college football guy. Could have sworn she said she had lived in Hoboken or some **** before. I think it was like a nyc pizza thread or something. I could be wrong or thinking of someone else.
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post 1583196361 07-02-2019, 10:23 PM
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What if I identify as a female but was born with (and currently have) a penis?

Before you judge me, let me remind you of the year. It's 2019.

Thank you
post 1583196441 07-02-2019, 10:25 PM
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I just keep laughing whenever someone says "rotund ass"
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post 1583196621 07-02-2019, 10:29 PM
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Will rep for life if someone records video of themselves reading the OP in smack city briefs SRS


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post 1583199171 07-02-2019, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gn8R8pz6E4

Its actually not as bad when I read from a script believe it or not
Loved you in this scene -

Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1583209751 07-03-2019, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Last time I checked, she was banned. How the heck is SS banned? She's like the most chill person I know.
She was talking about requesting one for a break a while back. She's cool, but if you lack the self control to stop miscing on your own? Just LOL.
post 1583210051 07-03-2019, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LMAO fukken awesome

round the world we go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC

c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on
Alex Morgan tea sip celly.gif
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post 1583210181 07-03-2019, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Loved you in this scene -

...so, this is what you watch on youtube huh
post 1583211831 07-03-2019, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gn8R8pz6E4

Its actually not as bad when I read from a script believe it or not
lol at almost every zyzz brah
I'm back, bitches!
post 1583211941 07-03-2019, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Loved you in this scene -

what the actual fuk is this gay sex it is isn't it fuk me fuk me we have strayed so far from god this is too much misc for today as;djg;lsdajgl;adjglk;dfjghl;kdfjh
We're all gonna make it crew

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post 1583212081 07-03-2019, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
This thread is blowing my mind. I thought you were Slav as heck. Nice job!

My mom's side of the family came over from Croatia about 100 years ago and my dad's is 100% from Great Britain and Ireland I just happened to get hit with a lot of the physical traits that a lot of people think of as slavic like strong brow ridge, deep set eyes, square face, dark skin and hair with light colored eyes, basketball build, etc.
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post 1583213861 07-03-2019, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
I'm from a town you've never heard of in the middle of Texas. I'm a Texpat though, your memory is fine - I'm on the East Coast now.


Texas without an accent? I can dig it.

Glad my memory isn’t shot though. Felt like I was going nuts.
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post 1583215951 07-03-2019, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
i even got some fly music for the background bby...

https://vocaroo.com/i/s10gMGJH2fjx
Holy chit, I feel like I'm in a pit in your basement right now listening to this.
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