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post 1583145881 07-02-2019, 08:56 AM
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Will rep any female who Vacaroo's this and posts....

so i have to sit down in class
-fat as fuk
-hungry as schit
-feminism is my montra
-Sensuality is my inspiration
-seats too small
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "I'm sensuality brah"
-get confident
-try to sit down
-ass barely fits
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin big and beautiful brah"
-teacher says I can sit anytime
-Tryin to Squeeze my rotund ass in small chair
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-Chair crumbles beneath me
-scream "I'm sensuality brah" 4 times
-look around the room, people are saying "why does she keep saying that?"
-boys start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of my snack cooler beside chair
-minor concussion
-teacher thinks I was on drugs
-classmates call me Ms. Piggy
-nickname eventually turns into oinkbrah
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since high school
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post 1583146111 07-02-2019, 08:59 AM
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They dont need your reps
Bench - 375
Squat- 315x5
Dead 405
post 1583146231 07-02-2019, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By whtcoupe⏩
They dont need your reps
I'll send dik pics then....that will definitely sweeten the pot
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post 1583146241 07-02-2019, 09:01 AM
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u think they're gonna do that when they can just make a 1 word post and get repped instead?
ʕ•̫͡•ʕ*̫͡*ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ*̫͡*ʔ
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post 1583148761 07-02-2019, 09:34 AM
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Will Rep also. Lowering bar, tho, opening this up to any feminine male voice or miscers mom.
post 1583148901 07-02-2019, 09:36 AM
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I'll rep too, bring it close to a mod rep
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post 1583149001 07-02-2019, 09:38 AM
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You really wanna hear it with my weird ass accent lol?
post 1583149071 07-02-2019, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
You really wanna hear it with my weird ass accent lol?
You just made a lot of white knights drool.
Bench - 375
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Dead 405
post 1583149121 07-02-2019, 09:40 AM
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add my reps too *******s
post 1583149231 07-02-2019, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
You really wanna hear it with my weird ass accent lol?
What are you South African? cuz if you are... take my money.


This could be your moment, your rabbitbj tight tee shirt moment if you wil.


Do it for the misc.
post 1583149341 07-02-2019, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
What are you South African? cuz if you are... take my money.


This could be your moment, your rabbitbj tight tee shirt moment if you wil.


Do it for the misc.
No I dunno how to use vocaroo and my accent is Finnish, nobody will understand a word...
post 1583149631 07-02-2019, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
damn you sound so mad and stern lol

go make a cupcake and relax or something
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post 1583149721 07-02-2019, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
post 1583149941 07-02-2019, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
Actually did it. Balls of steel on this one.
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post 1583149981 07-02-2019, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise


Outstanding!

Hnnnnnnnnng delivery and voice. Definite big spoon.



Your turn Mika Häkkinen.
post 1583150031 07-02-2019, 09:52 AM
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she sounds like ronda rousey but even angrier I got scared half way and actually turned it off.
post 1583150041 07-02-2019, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
LMAO fukken awesome

round the world we go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC

c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on
post 1583150181 07-02-2019, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
I love you even more now
post 1583150261 07-02-2019, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
well done!!!!
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post 1583150661 07-02-2019, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LMAO fukken awesome

round the world we go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC

c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on
nice voice from the chick with condors on her boobs
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post 1583150821 07-02-2019, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
REPPPPPEEEDDDDDDD!!!!! can i still send a dik pic or nah??
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post 1583150891 07-02-2019, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LMAO fukken awesome

round the world we go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC

c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on


Get a load of this posh lady. On recharge, will return.
"Tryin to Squeeze my rotund ass in small chair"

What a line.
Originally Posted By IMAGIRL6996⏩
rep me f aggot

vocaroo. com/i/s0xostcLC2Fm
Lulz


Thats what a red sounds like. Will rep too.
post 1583151081 07-02-2019, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LMAO fukken awesome

round the world we go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC

c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on
Whoa..very soothing voice...you should srsly read for audiobooks. REPPPEEDDDDDDDDD
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post 1583151231 07-02-2019, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
lol, finally off spread. Your voice sounds kind of like some actress I'm thinking of...maybe Drew Barrymore. Good stuff.
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post 1583151311 07-02-2019, 10:08 AM
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Tl:dr
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post 1583151391 07-02-2019, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LMAO fukken awesome

round the world we go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC

c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on
You sound like you're laying in bed with your cat, with the lights down low, wearing a fuzzy teddy.


Sounds good tho!
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post 1583151481 07-02-2019, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
Good job. You could probably do voice work.
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post 1583151531 07-02-2019, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LMAO fukken awesome

round the world we go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC

c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on
Richstrong is on to something here, you should honestly read meditative material for audiobooks. voice really is sensual and generally calm as fuk
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1583151561 07-02-2019, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Tl:dr
Do your best Harry Redknapp, m8
post 1583151621 07-02-2019, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Tl:dr
Here i wrote it in a language you'd better understand mooslim twink lover....

الدهون كما fuk
الجياع كما شيت
- النسوية هي مونتري
-الحساسية هي إلهامي
، مقاعد صغيرة جدا
-trembling
، فقط استمر في إخبار نفسي "أنا شهوة برة"
احصل على ثقة
-حاول الجلوس
، بالكاد يناسب
بدء الهز دون حسيب ولا رقيب
-نقلت لنفسي "أنا قبيح كبير وجميل براه"
يقول المعلم يمكنني الجلوس في أي وقت
-Tryin للضغط مؤخرتي rotund في كرسي صغير
-على هذه النقطة أنا عصبية جدا أنا تعتيم
، الرئيس ينهار تحت لي
-صرخ "أنا شهوة برة" 4 مرات
-ننظر حول الغرفة ، الناس يقولون "لماذا تستمر في قول ذلك؟"
، يبدأ الضحك
من أنا أفوت
-ضرب الرأس على زاوية مبرد الوجبات الخفيفة بجانب الكرسي
ارتجاج خفيف
-المعلم يعتقد أنني كنت على المخدرات
-الزملاء الاتصال بي السيدة الخنزير
في نهاية المطاف يتحول الاسم المستعار إلى oinkbrah
لم أسمع اسمي الحقيقي منذ شهور
، لم يكن هذا الاكتئاب منذ المدرسة الثانوية
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