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Thread: Do not participate in orgy unless you are bi (srs)

post 1585103731 08-01-2019, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted By miscHelix⏩
Wait, how many dudes did you let get all up in dem gutssss? did they cum in you? You probably have aids now.
Story is hilarious. From all the OPs posts I’ve garnered:

He goes down on a whale, gets buttfuked and some guy gives him a HJ. This is the peak of OP’s sexual arousal and he blows.

He says he can only really go once and never gets it back up, yet has sex with all members (hehe) involved in the orgy.

So pretty much he goes goes down on whales, sucks dongs and gets assreamed for 7.5 more hours.

What a story.
post 1585103761 08-01-2019, 02:22 PM
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post 1585103881 08-01-2019, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
note to self:
If I'm at a party and see a bunch of dudes downing alcohol and popping viagra....GTFO of there
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post 1585104251 08-01-2019, 02:30 PM
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post 1585104581 08-01-2019, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted By elifkyzi⏩
This chick I've been courting invites me to an orgy because she was invited
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post 1585105101 08-01-2019, 02:44 PM
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post 1585105971 08-01-2019, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By elifkyzi⏩
This. But it was an orgy so it was basically everyone on everyone, not just two dudes.

Seriously, my friend invited me, she was kinda like "I got invited to an orgy, thinking about going but a little scared. You wanna come?". She is a legit 7 out of 10, maybe more, where we work, there are probably a 200+ people, about half women and she is in the top 10 looks alone. Every guy here on misc would probably do what I did and go.

We got there around 9pm and left around 5am, was more clear headed but still kinda drunk but sober enough to leave with my friend who was as drunk as I was, by thenwe had basically done it with everyone there multiple times because again it was an orgy which in hindsight was really disgusting most of the time
Gunna need some clarification on what this means OP.
post 1585107331 08-01-2019, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By elifkyzi⏩
After a few minutes, that's when I feel a dude enter me from behind,and no my hole is not loose or anything, almost sure he had his c@ck lubed because it did go in a lot easier than I would have thought,again, I'm really drunk and this cow is holding my head in her crotch not letting me go while this lard is behind me
holy hell i died laughing at this
post 1585107471 08-01-2019, 03:27 PM
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Was this one of the guys

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post 1585107721 08-01-2019, 03:33 PM
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OP Pls where are you we have so many unanswered questions
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post 1585107851 08-01-2019, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted By elifkyzi⏩
I'm not one of those guys hung up on my height, but I feel like it kinda impacted how things played out

I know on misc anything under 6'3" is manlet, but never felt like one before even though I'm about 5'7", my friend is about 5'6"

Again, even though I normally do not care about heightism, the other dudes were all probably between 6'0" and 6'6", and the three other cows probably about same height as me and my friend, I feel like they had their pre-set stereotypes on how they viewed me and my friend and acted towards us as such

I should have asked more about who would be there but honestly felt kind of fortunate to even be invited an orgy

My friend and I talk about it and try to even laugh about it, it sounded like she really enjoyed it even if a bit overwhelming to her, but she keeps asking things like "did you like it?", "are you ok now?", "don't you think it lasted a little too long?"

Crazy thing is that I got to see her naked, and even went down on her a few times (yes, seriously), but never got to have sex with her, while I watched her having sex with every other dude and she watching me doing stuff that probably is confusing to her on my manhood

Get the strong vibe that we both know that we can be friends but nothing more at least on a serious relationship level
Aren’t you the guy that had his gyno removed?
post 1585107941 08-01-2019, 03:37 PM
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What I'm wondering is how it just slipped in from behind willy nilly. You'd expect there to be a bit of resistance on OP's part

unless....
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post 1585108251 08-01-2019, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
What I'm wondering is how it just slipped in from behind willy nilly. You'd expect there to be a bit of resistance on OP's part

unless....
You mean you've never been just chillin and some dude walked up behind and entered you LOL
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post 1585109011 08-01-2019, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
Was this one of the guys

Why are you sharing your selfies with us?
post 1585111671 08-01-2019, 04:45 PM
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OP, honestly whether this is true or not u are a fukin poet. I've been laughing out loud for 20 minutes reading this lmao.
post 1585112391 08-01-2019, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By NextPound⏩
This didn’t happen. This can’t be real.
I'm confident that this is a brilliant trolljob.

If not...

OP got drugged and raped... Which isn't funny.
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post 1585112741 08-01-2019, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
So you went down on an uggo and a dude pounded your ass while you watched your crush get finger cuffed?

Sounds like a miscer for sure
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post 1585117541 08-01-2019, 06:32 PM
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Hope for your sake you squeaked out a "no homo" op. Otherwise your gay.
post 1585117791 08-01-2019, 06:40 PM
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of course you didn't say anything.

What does that say? Hmmmm....
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post 1585118051 08-01-2019, 06:44 PM
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post 1585118081 08-01-2019, 06:45 PM
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this is a new level of friendzoned.

I mean you hang out with this chick in an effort to smash.

You go with her to this "party".

And you dont get to smash her, but take a dink in the arse for your efforts.
post 1585118521 08-01-2019, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By elifkyzi⏩
This chick I've been courting invites me to an orgy because she was invited and did not want to go without someone she really knows

Me thinking its a great opportunity for me to have sex with her + get some with other women agree

can see other dudes already double teaming my friend

But then without warning some dude enters me from behind,

Me and the girl still kinda friends but obviously it was awkward - I think she liked it but probably does not know what to think of me after what she saw..
just lol. Please tell me you believed her "I won't go unless someone I know comes with" excuse
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Goes into an orgy as a 140lb twink, shocked when he has to take it up the butt, why did you expect good looking people to be at an orgy? They can already get laid. Gonna be a bunch of greasy slobs looking for some hole.
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Originally Posted By ButcherSir⏩
because its clear to everyone that this never happened lol. still funny tho
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post 1585121461 08-01-2019, 07:53 PM
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Ok, I know I screwed up here going with her

Even though I'm kinda good looking, deep down I shoulda known she was out of my league due to my size

But, I'm trying to laugh this one off, except for the fact it lasted for about 8 hours, with at least 5 hours of serious flesh action

In a way, it unlocked some parts of me that I did not fully accept, but have decided that I will be straight

I think everyone here needs to keep in mind that I was very very drunk (maybe even drugged in the drinks) when this all went down and even though I wanted to back out, was in no position to dictate anything in my condition

On a separate note, was seriously going to post pics me of and my friend as we were driving up to the cottage, but the reaction here on misc seems legit straight shooters, and decided not to post pics that would simply be targets of further ridicule, etc

Peace all
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Originally Posted By elifkyzi⏩
I think everyone here needs to keep in mind that I was very very drunk (maybe even drugged in the drinks) when this all went down and even though I wanted to back out, was in no position to dictate anything in my condition
I think we already know exactly where trying to back out got you.
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How many dicks did you suck?
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I was very drunk, probably drugged, when this all went down

But I know that I went down on every guy and every girl, to include my friend, for hours

I also know that every dude did unload in me, some multiple times

Also, I remember one of the cows trying to give me oral and it would not go up and she literally started to pull and beat my nuts she was so pissed

I did get to kiss my friend for awhile when we were both being doggied, was surreal

Again, to me this never happened, even though I know there are a lot of pics/vids taken during the orgy
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