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Thread: Do You Use A Sex Towel or Shower Immediately After Sex?

post 1591044031 11-05-2019, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
I usually throw the girl a bath towel and offer the bathroom to her first. I take a piss and wash my package in the sink. I have a good method down by this point heh.
Almost verbatim. Weird.
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post 1591044451 11-05-2019, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted By John$Galt⏩
tissue immediately post extraction, then a burt's bees facial wipe to get off the residue. easy peasy lemon squeezy.

although sometimes I'll let all the juices dry, use the backside of a butterknife to scrape off the flakes, then chop them up with a razor and do rails
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post 1591044981 11-05-2019, 05:47 PM
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When not trying to make baby:
Lay a towel down before the deed. After pull out, use it to clean up, pee, then take a shower. Husband and I usually try to call dibs on the first shower.

When trying to make baby:
Lay on towel. After he finishes I lay on my back with a pillow under my ars to hold in the payload for an hour. After he’s done showering, I’ll get up, wipe up and take a shower. Then take a load off to keep the load in.
post 1591045131 11-05-2019, 05:50 PM
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Mind = blown at all the shower responses. Y'all must really build up some stank.
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post 1591051491 11-05-2019, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted By BetaAsPhuck⏩
You do seem to have a pretty masculine psychology regarding sex, I agree with Muzzie.

You prefer partners 2 generations below you (Gen Z), and you don't want any intimacy after sex.

Most women IME tend to like men of their same generation or above, and most women would complain if the dude 'wanted space' after sex, and got no intimacy.
I would not be happy at all if my guy sprinted to the shower immediately after sex.
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post 1591051621 11-05-2019, 07:42 PM
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wtf is this thread beta
post 1591051741 11-05-2019, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Oh yeah ofc that first. Get up and pee and shower.

Lmao at cuddling or spooning after sex no thanks Jeff

I need space and a shower after sex. Then when I get back to bed I really just want to misc on my phone.
This is the only right answer.
post 1591052721 11-05-2019, 08:01 PM
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Wtf is up with all the weirdos who shower right after sex? If I'm worried whether the girl is clean I'll wash my dink in the sink otherwise just pass out.
post 1591052891 11-05-2019, 08:06 PM
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I go the **** to sleep after sex.
If I like her I'll grab a towel I have stuffed under my bed so she can clean my load off her chest.
If I don't like her she knows where the bathroom is.
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post 1591053571 11-05-2019, 08:18 PM
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post 1591053771 11-05-2019, 08:22 PM
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post 1591059931 11-05-2019, 10:36 PM
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If you feel the need to instantly shower, you've probably got ocd

Personally I like to nip down to the kitchen, get a little something to eat/rehydrate, naked ofc, then maybe shower, maybe not, maybe watch tv, maybe do whatever the fuk i wanna do

the fuk is this ******* thread, and wtf is a sex towel
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post 1591060121 11-05-2019, 10:40 PM
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Usually it's the underwear or some part of clothing that just came off.

Hate doing it in the shower, but at least clean up is easier that way.
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post 1591063681 11-06-2019, 01:11 AM
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depends if i am about to go to sleep,how close to laundry day is or how much of a mess is made.

usually id just roll over and go to sleep cuz the girl would come over right before I would sleep after a night shift and I was dead.
shed turn the lights off for me, lock the door and help herself out
usually its the sweat that makes me uncomfortable
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post 1591063771 11-06-2019, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
I usually throw the girl a bath towel and offer the bathroom to her first. I take a piss and wash my package in the sink. I have a good method down by this point heh.
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post 1591064741 11-06-2019, 02:14 AM
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post 1591065431 11-06-2019, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted By saltypits⏩
Wife will take a shower if I cum on her face.

She used to just wipe it off with a towel but she still smelled like semen for hours afterwards.
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post 1591065791 11-06-2019, 03:32 AM
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Silencespeaks needs some real D. Couldn't imagine banging then shower before round 2 or 3.
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post 1591066081 11-06-2019, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted By davik⏩
wtf is this thread beta
LOL!

You shocked brah? I never said I was wholesome (I'm still miscing after all).
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post 1591066471 11-06-2019, 04:09 AM
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Gf goes to bathroom to clean up, I wipe my cawk on the bedsheets.
post 1591067591 11-06-2019, 05:10 AM
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Just run hand over and remove most of the gunk wash hand then put clothes on and go to work
post 1591068761 11-06-2019, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Yeah makes sense

If a guy wanted to cuddle and spoon and kiss and pillow talk etc immediately after sex that would really annoy me.

Just need some personal space afterwards and want to shower alone. Then go back to bed and just relax and while I do like having bae there too I want a little space pls.
This looks like ONS behavior where you feel "dirty" afterwards. You cannot be serious that you act the same in a LTR?

Also; what's wrong with everyone showering after? I only do a quick sink wash when I'm covered in pink fluids. Otherwise just cuddle, both go to toilet and repeat.
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Shower right after and depending on if i'll go for another round, change the bed sheets.

It gets really messy and often times, a little bloody. Can't imagine not showering after, regardless if there is a round 2 or 3.
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I'll sometimes pee/shower, and sometimes chill.

What i hate though, is the way tons of women seem to just want to lay there, full of my love juice, and try to cuddle. I always try to encourage women to at least go and empty themselves post sex lol.
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Originally Posted By TappingTheZen⏩
I'll sometimes pee/shower, and sometimes chill.

What i hate though, is the way tons of women seem to just want to lay there, full of my love juice, and try to cuddle. I always try to encourage women to at least go and empty themselves post sex lol.
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