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Thread: How Quick Do You Think I Could Steal Your Girl With My Beard? (Pic)

post 1595792581 01-17-2020, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Hnbn1⏩
hair's in the wrong place + short nose= short dink
Bald + ring finger longer than my pointer finger + big hands and feet = big dink.

You used the wrong math equation brah
post 1595793601 01-17-2020, 12:12 PM
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post 1595796641 01-17-2020, 12:55 PM
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You look way better clean shaven, like a more jacked Jonny Sinns, the beard makes you look like one of them angry power lifter types who tells everybody they’re an alpha male because they’re big and strong.

Clean shave for the girls
post 1595798051 01-17-2020, 01:09 PM
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Mirin beard. How old were you when you could grow a full beard? I’m 21 and can only grow a poverty beard
6’0
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post 1595798301 01-17-2020, 01:12 PM
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Why even grow a beard if you have good jaw? Do a goatee like BP, The rock and me
post 1595799041 01-17-2020, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By rjthegreat10⏩
You look way better clean shaven, like a more jacked Jonny Sinns, the beard makes you look like one of them angry power lifter types who tells everybody they’re an alpha male because they’re big and strong.

Clean shave for the girls
Nah boyo. The beard is for me. Don't care about what girls think about it. Actually most have complimented me on it.

@earliftskate I couldn't grow a beard until last year. So 26-27. Even last time I didn't grow much on the sides so I just did a long goatee. Now it's coming in full.
post 1595799651 01-17-2020, 01:29 PM
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Never bring my girl around Deadlystriker crew

Even Mike Jones, T Pain,Three 6 Mafia and the Ying Yang twins dont bring their girl around DS
post 1595800081 01-17-2020, 01:34 PM
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pics of you with your GF?
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post 1595800551 01-17-2020, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Probably instantly.


post 1595801101 01-17-2020, 01:50 PM
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When you say “steal” her, do you mean like pick her up and carry her away after pillaging a seaside village in 872 AD?
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
post 1595801171 01-17-2020, 01:51 PM
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In about 3.50 seconds if beard was a only few days past stubble.

Not at all if looking like a white-supremacist in a motorcycle gang with that long ass beard.

Might work on rural women though. Wouldn't know.
post 1595801181 01-17-2020, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
pics of you with your GF?
Send me a pic of yours. That's her.
Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩
When you say “steal” her, do you mean like pick her up and carry her away after pillaging a seaside village in 872 AD?
That's exactly what I meant.
post 1595801301 01-17-2020, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Probably instantly.
Nah, fam.
Forever alone? Attraction and keeping the girl chasing you - http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=131498033

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post 1595801491 01-17-2020, 01:55 PM
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Mirin your upper body size. How tall are you?
post 1595801591 01-17-2020, 01:56 PM
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Jakes on you for thinking i even have a girl ahhahahahahahahah
post 1595801611 01-17-2020, 01:57 PM
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Only if you shave it off and glue it to your head.
























































j/k, looking alpha AF m8
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post 1595801651 01-17-2020, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted By ExiledFromFit⏩
Mirin your upper body size. How tall are you?
Last time measured was 6'1.5. I'd say 6'1 now after all the squatting.

I have a shorter but broad torso, and very long legs.
post 1595802531 01-17-2020, 02:12 PM
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could have been a chad

post 1595802801 01-17-2020, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Spahgetti⏩
Jakes on you for thinking i even have a girl ahhahahahahahahah
I figured 1 or 2 miscers out of the bunch would have one.

(It's okay I don't either)
Originally Posted By 1hardgainer⏩
Only if you shave it off and glue it to your head.






































j/k, looking alpha AF m8
Damn brah...brutal.

Thanks hehe
Originally Posted By demfeelsbro⏩
could have been a chad

Fuuuuarrkkk. The possibilities I would have.
post 1595803121 01-17-2020, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By eatliftskate⏩
Mirin beard. How old were you when you could grow a full beard? I’m 21 and can only grow a poverty beard
I couldn't grow a proper beard until I was almost 30. Here is a picture of it now
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post 1595803451 01-17-2020, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
I couldn't grow a proper beard until I was almost 30. Here is a picture of it now
Nice brah. Grows in thick too. My beard still grows a little thin on the sides sadly. Although I'm only 28 so I have time for my beard aesthetics to evolve haha
post 1595803571 01-17-2020, 02:24 PM
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How long have you been growing it for?? Mine seems to be slowing down after 3 months
post 1595803821 01-17-2020, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By demfeelsbro⏩
How long have you been growing it for?? Mine seems to be slowing down after 3 months
I'm at 5.5 months. All of december it felt like mine wasn't even growing. Then these past 2 weeks it has almost exploded in growth.

Keep going. It will eventually breakthrough.
post 1595803941 01-17-2020, 02:28 PM
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How many american fighter shirts do you own? That will determine the answer.
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post 1595804011 01-17-2020, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Nice brah. Grows in thick too. My beard still grows a little thin on the sides sadly. Although I'm only 28 so I have time for my beard aesthetics to evolve haha
My problem areas were the cheeks and where the mustache connects to the goatee it was thin. Your beard is thicker than mine was when I was 28 so you have some time for sure. I'm 35 and mine is still getting thicker lol
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post 1595804071 01-17-2020, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Jms89⏩
How many american fighter shirts do you own? That will determine the answer.
I don't even know what that is, so 0.

What do I win?
post 1595805311 01-17-2020, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
I couldn't grow a proper beard until I was almost 30. Here is a picture of it now
Mirin, so there’s still hope for me
6’0
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post 1595805681 01-17-2020, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By eatliftskate⏩
Mirin, so there’s still hope for me
Absolutely. I wish had pictures from back then. I grew sideburns down to where my jaw angles, chin hair, a soul patch and a mustache at that age but none of it connected. When I was about 25 or so the hair started growing in between the sideburns and chin and from the chin to the mustache. At around 30 is where it started growing on my cheeks and getting thicker
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post 1595843881 01-18-2020, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By eatliftskate⏩
Mirin, so there’s still hope for me
look into minoxidal brah, went from poverty beard, to feeeelsgoooodman
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Gf said trim it and you’d be cuter lol

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