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Thread: How Quick Do You Think I Could Steal Your Girl With My Beard? (Pic)

post 1595775911 01-17-2020, 07:31 AM
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You are a great guy ( especially for a soccer twink)

I'm going to be honest. You are a much better looking man clean shaven.

The beard hides all your best features.
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post 1595776251 01-17-2020, 07:36 AM
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You need to cut that birds nest off your face and glue it to your head.
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post 1595776561 01-17-2020, 07:42 AM
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I know you guys think the beard doesn't look as good as clean shaven, but I'm on viking mode for winter.

You twinks need to hold on to your women around this beard. It's becoming majestic.

https://imgur.com/H0u6ZB2

On mobile can't embed
post 1595776831 01-17-2020, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
I know you guys think the beard doesn't look as good as clean shaven, but I'm on viking mode for winter.

You twinks need to hold on to your women around this beard. It's becoming majestic.

https://imgur.com/H0u6ZB2

On mobile can't embed
he’s a lumberjack and that’s ok
post 1595777411 01-17-2020, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By NextPound⏩
I'm confused. I don't see your beard anywhere. Maybe the pics of her didn't load on my browser?
trolling

btw i don't see any beard either?
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post 1595778821 01-17-2020, 08:18 AM
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Lookin yoked as fuk dude. I haven't been able to eat in the last 48 hours due to intestinal flu and feel like an emaciated twink right now.

Do you use any product in your beard? I just comb mine with a brush I got from the ethnic hair products section at Wal Mart and put regular hair conditioner in it when I shower
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post 1595778931 01-17-2020, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Probably instantly.


ROTFLMAO

No chance. My boyfriend threatens with divorce when I don't shave for a week.
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post 1595780211 01-17-2020, 08:41 AM
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Please tell me you were a left tackle or you actively compete in the Lumberjack Games or something.



This you........





post 1595780421 01-17-2020, 08:44 AM
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She hates beards, sucks for me


did you trim it without using a mirror?
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post 1595780601 01-17-2020, 08:48 AM
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post 1595780771 01-17-2020, 08:51 AM
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I have a better beard than you so should be good.
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post 1595781461 01-17-2020, 09:04 AM
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[QUOTE=DeadlyStriker post_id=1595746251]Probably instantly.


[img]https://i.imgur.com/4ks8dKR.jpg?1[img][/QUOTE]Lol, but I bet my ass is way nicer than your...wait wut
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post 1595781671 01-17-2020, 09:06 AM
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Damn, youre way more swole then i thought gjdm. OP looking tough and masculine, i can dig it
post 1595782611 01-17-2020, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Kormo⏩
I'm gonna f you so hard little missy

Nothing safe about it
Um. Tempting but I'm going to have to pass. Just this once.
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post 1595782881 01-17-2020, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By AlphaArabian⏩
Well you're bald so I don't think you can even compete against me with a head full of thick hair

And your beard is half gray and coarse, looks like its part of a used broom

She wouldn't give you a second look, Ill be safe brah I look way better
Yeah but he’s a white male...
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post 1595783071 01-17-2020, 09:32 AM
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no hair, no care

btw beards are for brahs with no chins or jaw
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post 1595783471 01-17-2020, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
I know you guys think the beard doesn't look as good as clean shaven, but I'm on viking mode for winter.

You twinks need to hold on to your women around this beard. It's becoming majestic.



On mobile can't embed
Looks good brah srs
post 1595783971 01-17-2020, 09:47 AM
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nah brah.

Any dude with hair and beard would beat your ass in regards getting woman.

But you look decent, so you got that going for you.
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post 1595784151 01-17-2020, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Kormo⏩
I'm gonna f you so hard little missy

Nothing safe about it
F yeah, Kormo.

Me and you Eiffel Tower littlemissy
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post 1595784211 01-17-2020, 09:50 AM
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Not feeling the beard, not for you . You looked better clean shaven
post 1595784271 01-17-2020, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By littlemissy⏩
lol
goddayum Kormo is gonna fuk you so hard
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post 1595784801 01-17-2020, 09:58 AM
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where's the mr clean look
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post 1595785121 01-17-2020, 10:03 AM
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that beard has to go, it looks disgusting.
post 1595785891 01-17-2020, 10:15 AM
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On mobile so can't multi quote but that pic is of my beard with no oil or balm in it. It looks majestic styled.

And lil missy, no I don't have chicken legs. Their as juicy as my beard.

Here I was clean shaven a week before I started growing my beard.

https://imgur.com/08guVUs
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
On mobile so can't multi quote but that pic is of my beard with no oil or balm in it. It looks majestic styled.

And lil missy, no I don't have chicken legs. Their as juicy as my beard.

Here I was clean shaven a week before I started growing my beard.

https://imgur.com/08guVUs
enjoy your beard bro, but you look so much better clean shaven. have you tried really short beard / trimmed so you can still see jaw and chin lines? you are doing yourself a disservice with a redditor type beard
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
On mobile so can't multi quote but that pic is of my beard with no oil or balm in it. It looks majestic styled.

And lil missy, no I don't have chicken legs. Their as juicy as my beard.

Here I was clean shaven a week before I started growing my beard.

https://imgur.com/08guVUs
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Impose your will with that beard brah.
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Yea brahs I know I do look angrier with a beard.

Here's the thing. A beard is a different look and presence. I don't look better with or without it, just different.

I've gotten many PMs from your ladies after posting this thread. It gets results.
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
On mobile so can't multi quote but that pic is of my beard with no oil or balm in it. It looks majestic styled.

And lil missy, no I don't have chicken legs. Their as juicy as my beard.

Here I was clean shaven a week before I started growing my beard.

You look like a Southern Baptist
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hair's in the wrong place + short nose= short dink
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I always call you jaw-brah in my head so I'm not a real fan of the beard.
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