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Thread: 9/10 of you have jobs that could be learnt in 2 weeks

post 1610900151 07-17-2020, 03:08 PM
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Everyone ITT irate that OP is actually right

Mommy and Daddy spent all that money on college, but in the end you can be replaced

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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
good luck passing the bar
so you can get a doctorate in 2 weeks?
when the fuk did I say acquire qualification! I said do the job.
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
Sounds like u think your job is harder than it actually is more like.
How's this... I'm not a tradie, but I bet you couldn't learn any of the trades in 2 weeks (HVAC, Electrician, Vehicle Mechanic etc).

I'm a mechatronic maintenance engineer... the only way you learn my job is by years of taking things apart and putting them back together (and that is a very watered down description).

Yeah, you could probably do some sales and office jobs with fairly little training, but when you need actual experience, you're phucked...

Now go suck a dink you cuck.
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post 1610900401 07-17-2020, 03:11 PM
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The sad part is OP is pretty bang on.

The VAST majority of jobs are such a joke. Once people actually stop to think, and realize that about ~5% of the workforce is providing 90% of the innovation, engineering, scientific research / discovery, etc then maybe they'll reconsider their thoughts on tax rates lol.

Actually lets be generous and use the standard 80/20 rule.

These people who worked their asses off, who are doing extremely difficult chit (me) that can't be taught to most people even on an unlimited timeline, contribute the most in terms of productivity, innovation, create technologies you ALL use and benefit from.....and yes we STILL have to pay the MAJORITY OF TAXES.

This is BS.....the plebs should pay *us* a tax for being allowed to use all our awesome stuff. A stupid tax. We'll call it "If you're stupid enough to play the lottery, which is effectively a tax on stupid people already, you are double stupid and have to pay this extra stupid stupid tax".
post 1610900581 07-17-2020, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
lol cope, just basic customer service.
Along with Research & Grant Proposals, Community Outreach, University Scholarship & Program cooperations

Etc etc


But you also get paid to Misc ayylmao
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I mean I can teach you how to fight a fire in 2 weeks but are you actually man enough to run into a dark burning building? I sometimes ask myself why I do it but honestly I love my job.
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At my job you're expected to have a core competency about Information Technology and Security fundamentals, without that you're dead weight shadowing. Someone far removed from those industries/educations would have to learn everything from how different OS' differentiate / why that matters, to how to find and interpret meaningful logs to make conclusions about what occurred in a network environment (and act on those conclusions). I don't think that's a 2 weeks, or even 2 months, feat. But if you're determined, intrigued, and willing, you can probably get to a good place from scratch in a solid 6 months.
post 1610901001 07-17-2020, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
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Lol at English being your 1st language and being this dumb.
we speak American English, the rest is rubbish, could you pick up EE in a week *******?
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post 1610901071 07-17-2020, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By ItsJamesthefin⏩
I mean I can teach you how to fight a fire in 2 weeks but are you actually man enough to run into a dark burning building? I sometimes ask myself why I do it but honestly I love my job.
yeah...you are one of those people. I'm not hating on firefighters, they obviously perform a valuable service to society. But anyone who is young / healthy enough can learn the very basics in a couple weeks / months.

Firefighters are drastically overpaid, which is why Firefighters are in a closed community, if your Dad was a firefighter you're a firefighter, it's why unless you're a minority / diversity hire, you can't even get a chance to try out. Which tells you everything you need to know.....it's waaaaaaay overpaid for the work / skills required.
post 1610901101 07-17-2020, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
when the fuk did I say acquire qualification! I said do the job.
k what Is the difference in filing an emergency order vs a motion for one parent denying custody or communication with the parent of the child who has visitation. Which one is right for what kind of situation?
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post 1610901261 07-17-2020, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
Everyone ITT irate that OP is actually right

Mommy and Daddy spent all that money on college, but in the end you can be replaced

lmao
post 1610901301 07-17-2020, 03:18 PM
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Could learn to do my job in like..under 3 days easy.

What an enlightening thread. So glad it was posted.

Most jobs are easy as fuk, and OP is always a *******.

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post 1610901501 07-17-2020, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
k what Is the difference in filing an emergency order vs a motion for one parent denying custody or communication with the parent of the child who has visitation. Which one is right for what kind of situation?
I said 2 weeks not 2 minutes, and I'm eating so no time to research. Give me 2 weeks and I'd have this covered. If this is the hardest scenario you can think of fukin lol.
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
k what Is the difference in filing an emergency order vs a motion for one parent denying custody or communication with the parent of the child who has visitation. Which one is right for what kind of situation?
not a lawyer, but aren't emergency orders usually filed if a child's life is in danger from said parent?
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You wouldnt be able to learn the What, the vocabulary and names of hardware, nor the How, using it and other machinery correctly, in two weeks, most people cannot even obtain mediocre skills two years, to say nothing of the physical and mental requirements. And you wont have come close to the Why and when aspects. There is a reason fields are called skilled trades. Youd probably be booted off the site before you got a chance with that attitude though
post 1610901681 07-17-2020, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By CulturalDecay⏩
yeah...you are one of those people. I'm not hating on firefighters, they obviously perform a valuable service to society. But anyone who is young / healthy enough can learn the very basics in a couple weeks / months.

Firefighters are drastically overpaid, which is why Firefighters are in a closed community, if your Dad was a firefighter you're a firefighter, it's why unless you're a minority / diversity hire, you can't even get a chance to try out. Which tells you everything you need to know.....it's waaaaaaay overpaid for the work / skills required.
Lmao you are so mistaken it's hilarious. First of all most city firefighting jobs is all based upon civil service exam. There is no favoritism and no my dad was a firefighter so I get to be one too. You have zero clue the **** we do/put up with in order to earn that pay. I'm not gonna get into with you but you are wrong on many ideas.
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
Along with Research & Grant Proposals, Community Outreach, University Scholarship & Program cooperations

Etc etc


But you also get paid to Misc ayylmao
lmao,, are you one of those people that worked at subway and labelled yourself a sandwich artist?
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i work a trade. I'd say no. It'd probably take you more than two weeks to learn 1/8th of an inch or 5/16th of inch
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I agree for most jobs. Obviously the technically skilled jobs differ.
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
k what Is the difference in filing an emergency order vs a motion for one parent denying custody or communication with the parent of the child who has visitation. Which one is right for what kind of situation?
Emergency order is for srs bzness like child's welfare or health and takes effect immediately. Not a lawyer, but expert in google fu.
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Originally Posted By ItsJamesthefin⏩
I mean I can teach you how to fight a fire in 2 weeks but are you actually man enough to run into a dark burning building? I sometimes ask myself why I do it but honestly I love my job.
I could learn your job in 45 minutes. You could go for your lunch, and by the time you get back I'd understand your job inside out. And yes I have the balls.
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Originally Posted By sicklecel⏩
Emergency order is for srs bzness like child's welfare or health and takes effect immediately. Not a lawyer, but expert in google fu.
lmao, even reds are schooling lawyers. And that was the hardest scenario she could come up with which was researched in 2 minutes lmaoooo oooo.
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Originally Posted By irollurmom⏩
not a lawyer, but aren't emergency orders usually filed if a child's life is in danger from said parent?
or the parent with the child leaves the state without consent/permission from the other parent. That would be a kidnapping charge. Also, if a parent who’s time it is not say picks the child up from school without the other parent knowing, again kidnapping. And it’s any type of immediate physical danger to the child would also be grounds
Originally Posted By sicklecel⏩
Emergency order is for srs bzness like child's welfare or health and takes effect immediately. Not a lawyer, but expert in google fu.
wrong the child’s life could be in no danger if the parent takes the kid of state lines without permission. Or picks up there child when it is not their visitation time, but denying visitation is not
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my last two real jobs were in forestry (sure you could learn how to plant trees in two weeks but youll be planting like 800 vs 3500 in a day in that time frame) and nursing (ya bud good luck with that one...)
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
I could learn your job in 45 minutes. You could go for your lunch, and by the time you get back I'd understand your job inside out. And yes I have the balls.
Lmao nice troll job. I agree you could learn it in less time than you think but not 2 weeks.
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Originally Posted By Fozzy13⏩
I agree for most jobs. Obviously the technically skilled jobs differ.
Yeah the 1/10 would require longer I admit
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Originally Posted By bangwhosnext⏩
How's this... I'm not a tradie, but I bet you couldn't learn any of the trades in 2 weeks (HVAC, Electrician, Vehicle Mechanic etc).

I'm a mechatronic maintenance engineer... the only way you learn my job is by years of taking things apart and putting them back together (and that is a very watered down description).

Yeah, you could probably do some sales and office jobs with fairly little training, but when you need actual experience, you're phucked...

Now go suck a dink you cuck.
You side-stepping this one OP?
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Originally Posted By ItsJamesthefin⏩
Lmao nice troll job. I agree you could learn it in less time than you think but not 2 weeks.
notsureifsrs. Lol at thinking it requires more than 2 weeks.
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Just lol @ doing a 4 year apprenticeship in 2 weeks

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Originally Posted By bangwhosnext⏩
How's this... I'm not a tradie, but I bet you couldn't learn any of the trades in 2 weeks (HVAC, Electrician, Vehicle Mechanic etc).

I'm a mechatronic maintenance engineer... the only way you learn my job is by years of taking things apart and putting them back together (and that is a very watered down description).

Yeah, you could probably do some sales and office jobs with fairly little training, but when you need actual experience, you're phucked...

Now go suck a dink you cuck.
Yes I could learn that in 2 weeks too. I know young teens doing internships/apprenticeships for peasant change and that climb the ladder fairly fast. Once you have a firm grasp and foundation, everything just clicks together and it requires critical thinking and maybe a slight bit of research. But 2 weeks is fine for this occupation.
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