"No one saves Santa in my town!" And Winston, knowing he'd be sacrificing himself, let his protons fly!





Winston concentrated shooting Robinson with those beams, even as he felt his face and brain melting... and as his body gave out....





David Robinson exploded! Winston killed more than just himself... the explosion killed everyone around and frenzied the laser canon on Santa's HQ.





The canon fired indiscriminately across the land until it finally overheated.

In the wake of the explosion and the canon firing frenzy.... only two men remained on the battlefield...





Billy pulled his gun on Santa. "Look what you've done you fukk! This is all on you!!"

"Lower the weapon, Billy. You do not want to do this. Trust me."





Bill wasn't hearing it. He took careful aim just as Santa started to raise his ax.





Billy shot up Santa bad. Santa simply slid down, and slowly faded into his simplest form.

"You stupid son of a bitch" Santa said to Billy. "You really... shouldn't... have done that..."

"Why not fukkface... you took Christmas away from Brooklyn."

"To try and help. Everything I do... is trying to help. This is not an easy job... nor one that I want. My soul is condemned to making decisions for the greater good. Every single thing I fukkin do... is because it is always what I feel is the best course of action..."

"Condemned? A job you don't want? What the fukk you tomabout fat man?"

"Billy... being Santa is a curse... bestowed upon the most vile of living beings on Earth upon the death of the current Santa."

"The fukk..."

"I told you not to kill me... there have been many a vile creature... but I cannot think of anything more vile than killing Santa Claus... I would imagine upon my passing in a few moments, you will become the next Santa."

"What. the. actual. fukk. You tryna tell me Santa Claus is a spirit inhabited by multiple humans over time?"

"Yes Billy - think of all the different Santas you have come across in your time. Did you really think that was all the same incarnation?"

Santa's point resonated with Billy. "I suppose I always thought it was just the magic. So like this guy wasn't you?"





"Nope. That was the brutal leader of a Coke cartel"

"This guy?"





"Major child sex trafficker"

"This one?"





"Don't get me started"

"This guy?"





"Really don't get me started..."

"And you?"

"I was a terrorist. Blew myself up for a spot in paradise and got this sht handed to me instead."

"I would've thought Santa was immortal."

"The curse is immortal. The body is not. Though you will possess super human strength, wisdom, an incredible immune system, mortality is well exaggerated beyond a mere human's. Some Santas have lived to be 300 years old. But sleigh accidents, getting stuck in places like Antarctica, liver disease, diabetes, and the like have killed many a Santa over the years. No Santa has ever been murdered though. Who could do such a thing. Billy, you really fukked up. You have a lifetime of misery ahead of you."

"Why do you make being Santa sound so bad?"

"Because I told you... IT'S A CURSE!! You have no choice but to keep pushing for good in the world and bringing happiness to those on the good list. Your days will be spent making toys, overseeing elves, a workshop, employees, inventory, the naughty and nice list... planning routes... flying around the world in less than 48 hours... it is exhausting. And you will never be able to let up. You will constantly be on the grind to create happiness. You see... what would be more fitting punishment for the worst person on Earth other than being forced into a lifetime of bringing joy to those who have earned it by being good people?"

"Well, I am all about the kids at least..."

"The job has its perks... to take care of others, you must tend to your own happiness... so you'll have abilities allowing you to excel at hobbies... but if you stray from an optimal path of providing happiness to the deserving... you will be forced right back into the swing of the dull rinse, wash, repeat that becomes Christmas.... if it is you... good... luck..." Santa died.

And as soon as Santa died... Billy did indeed start to feel something happening.

Billy was changing... He felt trapped in a whirlwind, with all different lights flashing around him... and when it call calmed down... he was a completely different person. He was... SANTA CLAUS









"Aw sht! Santa Claus is a black man ya'll!" - Billy embraced his new path. Helping kids, bringing joy, bringing Christmas back to Brooklyn... and sure it was going to be a drag at times... but as his predecessor mentioned... there were perks...










The End

Never too late.... or next year during the Christmas season!

Hopefully this delivered!

Fkn masterpiece, and a real highlight for me this Christmas season (srs).

Would rep if I could!

Nice work brah repped

"Aw sht! Santa Claus is a black man ya'll!"

Damn. Mad powerful coming from a strong ass misc lurker!!Light audience this year... misc dun changed... but these comments make it worth it!

That chit was great boyo
On spread but I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for your posts.

Pure gold, start to finish. 10/10

Can't even fathom the amount of work that must go into these.

Pain in the dick. One shot can take 20 minutes because one figure can fall and knock everything over and then I have my 5 minute cool down window before I smash the table... then editing, writing... and can't write on word or notepad, have to write it in forum boxes or the format gets fukked up on certain characters... crazy times. Did u peep the credits tho?

Solid. Very fukking solid work.

I caught the plagiarism from Ghostbusters

Still, awesome work. The sex scene(s) had me rolling.

Haha lots of movie lines thrown in! Glad you enjoyed!

oh boyyy. Still haven't finished reading yet but gold so far

Peep the credits too!

Merry Christmas Misc

On recharge or I’d rep
Merry Christmas bro! God bless srs

GOAT XMAS story

Merry Christmas bruh!

Would love to hear a picture only synopsis (srs)

Merry Christmas boyos

Was waiting for this thread to pop up again. Take my measlies

Favorite thread of the year is back

Merry Christmas boyos

Merry Christmas Boyo

fuark, u too brah

u slammin high tier coont these days or nah

Merry Christmas yall! God bless

Yessir - stay on that time!!

I hope all good msicers are slamming high class tang!

Merry Christmas y'all. Epic thread.

Start working on a new one for 2023 OP.

Merry Christmas

crazy ass crooklyn kids

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