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Thread: Just fished another man's baby yoghurt out of a girl

post 1627713863 01-06-2021, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
LOL, OP, where are you?

Best thread so far 2020. Girl was literally creaming for you, but you tied your shoes and left out the door, LMFAO
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post 1627713973 01-06-2021, 06:05 PM
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OP, it is very unlikely it was actual sperm.

Anyway it still kind off groce but who cares, we freaks.
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post 1627714263 01-06-2021, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By umadbroski⏩
ALPHA AF CUZ lmao
That's some MONK level **** right there, amigo
post 1627714733 01-06-2021, 06:11 PM
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fkn LMAO
post 1627714953 01-06-2021, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By AestheticNoz⏩
Met this girl a few weeks ago she's a petite 30 yo Filipino chick with big teddies and a decent body. Won't post pics because you detectives are hounds so neg away. We've smashed before (raw) and was expecting more of the same when I went to hers after work today.

I get over to hers she's wearing a dress with nothing underneath. I get her straddling me and my fingers are in her so she's moaning away. I push her off me so she can go and close the blinds so her neighbors can't see. While she's doing this I look down at my hand and see some gooey stringy baby yoghurt on my fingers.

Noped my way out out the front door, STD results pending. She was probably smashing another miscer before I turned up.

https://imgur.com/ZFpVte5
looks like OP stayed 30 mins to long and Miss Hot pocket all ready had her **** smashed by the Proud Boys
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post 1627715153 01-06-2021, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By One
OP did you at least smell test it? lmao
This, you should be able to tell easily.
post 1627715443 01-06-2021, 06:19 PM
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lmao

damn OP, you dun goofd brah
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post 1627715473 01-06-2021, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted By FemaleWarriorxo⏩
Lmao.. boyo.. that sounds like cervical fluid..
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what is that?srs
Just part of the long complicated list of reasons why they shouldn't vote
post 1627715953 01-06-2021, 06:23 PM
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huge if true OP

you can't be more retard than this
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post 1627716013 01-06-2021, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
LOL, OP, where are you?

Best thread so far 2021. Girl was literally creaming for you, but you tied your shoes and left out the door, LMFAO
Fixed that for ya boyo

Gjdm
She’s gonna be insecure af now and you’ll forever be the one that got away.
Gotta keep sloots down

Also with all the people asking if he smelt it, am I weird for not knowing what semen smells like? Tf misc
I never shot a load and then decided to take a whiff
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1627717053 01-06-2021, 06:32 PM
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lulz in to hear OP set us all straight

post 1627717183 01-06-2021, 06:34 PM
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OP is Alpha as Fuk

Teach me your ways

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post 1627719433 01-06-2021, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By AestheticNoz⏩
Know the difference between a creamy girl and baby batter boyo. Creamy girls don't produce stringy baby yoghurt like this.
Nah...you dont brah
post 1627721113 01-06-2021, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
LOL, OP, where are you?

Best thread so far 2020. Girl was literally creaming for you, but you tied your shoes and left out the door, LMFAO
lmaooooooo my dude didn't even say a word. He just bounced. I'm dying. Mans was like "fuking day ruined by this stupid bitch. Can't wait to get home and tell the misc about how much of a cum guzzling whore she is. At least they'll comfort me"

Lmao
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post 1627723973 01-06-2021, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
ITT: inexperienced dudes that don't know about girls who get creamy when they're horny
this. love that creamy juice on my dick no homo.
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post 1627726313 01-06-2021, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
lulz in to hear OP set us all straight

lol ded - on RC

OP is gonna owe us a follow up about how he went back to this broads place to explain how his mind has been tainted by this silly gay indian bodybuilding forum and hes sorry
post 1627728593 01-06-2021, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
lulz in to hear OP set us all straight

They made a movie of Op
post 1627733193 01-06-2021, 08:45 PM
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Here’s a tip: girls that use that stupid-ass Monkey emoji are nutcases. They think it makes them look innocent when they’re blatantly manipulating you.
post 1627733743 01-06-2021, 08:49 PM
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Would be nice if we had pics even of her body.
post 1627736033 01-06-2021, 09:09 PM
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lmao OP is a virgin
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post 1627736823 01-06-2021, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
lmaooooooo my dude didn't even say a word. He just bounced. I'm dying. Mans was like "fuking day ruined by this stupid bitch. Can't wait to get home and tell the misc about how much of a cum guzzling whore she is. At least they'll comfort me"

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chad left a big load
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post 1627743543 01-06-2021, 10:18 PM
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I really thought it was a joke that miscers are virgin autists, but this truly takes the cake.


-Op clearly has had limited, to no experience with females
-Op thinks semen stays in the same state forever
-Op walks out disgusted that a female was turned on by sex
-Op's autism is far too much for him to be out in public without a handler




God knows what he said to her before he left, and I can't imagine why this lady even thought it was a good idea to reach back out to you, and try to explain to you how females respond.


Op legit must be a teenager, and this was his first time.

Feel sorry for this poor lady wasting her time with Op.....
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srs tho, this is a bit shady...



Clearly didn't want you running into her previous client
post 1627758703 01-07-2021, 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩


srs tho, this is a bit shady...



Clearly didn't want you running into her previous client
LOL, bumped for this glorious .gif illustrated version of the OP
post 1627759143 01-07-2021, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
Fixed that for ya boyo

Gjdm
She’s gonna be insecure af now and you’ll forever be the one that got away.
Gotta keep sloots down

Also with all the people asking if he smelt it, am I weird for not knowing what semen smells like? Tf misc
I never shot a load and then decided to take a whiff
Smells how it tastes bro.

Wait, wot
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Op had a good thing going.
Op steamrolled what seems to be a cool girl cuz he's a fukin moron.


Poor girl.


Try men op. Srsly.
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
If she was walking around and chit, it would have been absorbed. Unless she is a super hoe and literally just got done fuking a guy like 10 mins before you...
Are you a virgin? Sloots will have nut run out of them hours later..


"it will be absorbed" fukkin lol
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
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I know a bitch has 3 kids and her hubby loves when she comes home with other dude's coom inside her


From what she said about not arriving before 5pm because she's running late.... that's a lie and a bad one at that. It was probably coom SRS. You'd be surprised how many chicks are degen AF these days and trying to do sht like getting fuked while another guy's load is inside them.
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
srs tho, this is a bit shady...



Clearly didn't want you running into her previous client
I think I believe him.

You can tell the difference. More, separate.

And the story fits.
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